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@4h35m.bsky.social
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Come for the art, stay for the nudes. Look back in to see where ADHD has led me in home renovation.

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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bought a new keyboard, am I writing? No. I'm doing dishes, cleaning, tearing apart an onion to sprout it, and everything but art. Good side note, one of my silver spotted Begonia shoots has rooted, so I just need to pot it up.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The monarchs are enjoying the wild I left to flourish.
A monarch feeding on late boneset or lateflowering thoroughwort Still feeding on the boneset. So nice seeing their flash of orange as the bob around the edge of my driveway
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Today the post office brought me joy in a beat up box, My joy made the postal lady behind the counter smile and the Gremlin itself made my coworkers gasp in awe. @missmonster.bsky.social One did ask if it was 3D printed. I set him right. Yay Space Gremlin! Love it!
A beat up box, the way I opened it in the post office to see if it was damaged.A snoot!The glorious Space Gremlin. The way I released a squeal of joy, many would not believe me capable of squealing. I love it so much.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How do you tell someone; "No. I don't love the rug I got. I am so disappointed by the quality of rug that you sent me that I'm going to cover it with a rug I got for 70% off, at the dollar store." But politely, and without insult...even though this rug is the kind you'd give someone as an insult.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am people intolerant today.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"You need to get up there and get to work!" "I'm off the clock." "You're always off the clock when there's a line." "Ma'am, it is 4:15 PM, I have been here since 5:45 AM. I am off the clock. If you wish to discuss my work ethic with someone, I will give you directions on where you can go."
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Someone on an app: "You're so cute, I can't understand why you're single." Me, smiling: "The last person who talked about living with me, told me to get rid of my cats & books. It was in that moment I began to truly hate people. Also, I'm in a Polyfidelity with people who hate other people too."
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Look what I discovered in my garden pot.
A close-up of a clump of Yellow Parasol Mushrooms, or Garden Pot Mushrooms in the green light of a bottle in the morning sun.
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Ekō @eko.org · 15/09/2026
We did it! A million signers at stoptheracetoreplace.org?bsky -- still time to add your name and share this campaign widely...
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How to know the home remodel is finally creeping into my subconscious: Had a dream that I fell through an unfinished section of floor & was trapped; trying not to scream desperately at the people who heard my yelling & just thought I was being dramatic. Even in my dreams I've got those people...
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"If you can't find what you want, make the damn thing." A very dangerous motto for a crafty and artsy person.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wandered into a different universe for a few hours, people were very happy. It was unsettling. Now we're back. I know we're back because an old man just ranted about us being out of pecan logs, having to show his id for a cigarette lighter (3 weeks ago), and immigrants...can I go back?
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
After years of doing it slowly, bit by bit and board by board, I've laid the last board. Fiddly bits and then onto cleaning.
The last board, a scrap piece of cedar with a dip from from a bit of live edge. Yes, I am using school glue to lay a base layer before I fill the gaps and cracks because in the event of it, I want to be able to remove the boards without tearing up the subfloor. But it's the last board and now it's onto the fiddly bits.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wouldn't it be funny if a level of hell was racist people having to call customer/tech support?
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Went to make lunch and somehow ended up on a deep dive on removing paint from a canvas to see what someone had painted underneath
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Mind: "Let's make art!" 15 minutes later: "Oh, that...that is the beginnings of a cursed image. I wonder what would happen if I painted it?" Little voice in the back: "These religious whackjobs will burn you at the stake if they see it. What if you did the lighting from here?"
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I do not like 40 thus far, true it is only day 2, but it's very painful so far.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Very kind of you. You're a great guy for a recluse." "I hate people, that doesn't mean I'm not kind."
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Online tarot readers: Someone who left your life will come back into it for a second time, and they will realize what a mistake they made losing you the first time. Me: Scroll. They ain't talking to me, and if they are, Nope.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A thing came in today, it's a nice little early birthday gift to myself.
The Dresden Dolls, Yes Virginia (Tailor's Version). They formed the musical background of my college years, all thanks to a girl named Maria and a boy named Adam.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Let's pretend I made art today? Is everyone okay with that fantasy? Yes, good.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Is there an enamel pin out there of a muffin with the ASL sign for cunt in front of it? Because I absolutely need it.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"Working hard today?" "Do you see another worker in this store? No? Then that should answer you're incredibly dumb question."
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Looking someone dead in the eye and saying, quite robotically: "I'm sorry, the care function has been impeded. Would you kike to try again?"
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Someone called me normal. I feel insulted.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Small Eldritch Strawberry demands souls.
A strawberry, with a mouth, okay it's really just a defect but it does really make me think of if a mimic decided to cosplay a strawberry I...wait, what would happen if you ate a mimic? Would it die in the stomach acids or would it eat it's way out of you?
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Had the crazy thought "I should ask him to marry me." Why did I think this? Fuck if I know. It's a startling thought to have as a ... whatever I am. (Pan-Demi, hater of peoples, hermit.)
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I keep telling myself I need to get back into doing this, nude references for artists, but to be honestly my life still feels like a dumpster fire with executive dysfunctions.
A black and white nude photo of yours truly, legs tucked under, arms raised one over my head, the other to touch the back of my neck, body tilted slightly forward and away from the camera while turning to the left. #artisticnude
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"Hi" "Hello." "Hi" Is it rational to be annoyed by this type of interaction, or is it a sign of spicy brain?
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sneaking suspicion that the spiders in my garden are not spiders, but tiny spirits.
Tiny little grinning spirit spider in my garden.So the spider has two faces.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
At 100 degrees (feels like 103) I chose to stop cleaning and laying down the flooring. The couch will just have to live in it's little vacuum sealed bags for about day or two. I quit.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sketches found while cleaning.
Still life of an apple(granny smith) on blue fabric with white flowers.A watercolor and ink (purple and grey scale) sketch of an Iris. 2013 if I read the date right.I tried to do a daily comic at one point. The doodle of me chasing the spirit of depression and procrastination with a broom is my favorite part.I was trying for sexy Japanese man. Perspectives are all off and the face absolutely needs work, but that's what sketches are for right? Getting the idea out, make it exist and then make it good later
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I've been struggling to complete my living room for years. I just bought a couch in an effort to give myself a deadline to complete it. I'm probably going to regret this.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Is "ethical romantasy" a cop out, yes? Are there good romantasy authors who don't write smut, yes. Unfortunately given the state of the world currently it is less about ethics and more about censorship, yes. And I am absolutely aware that if they come for the smut they will come for us all.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Humans ruin humanity.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just some of the pretties from my garden and wildly planting themselves at the end of my driveway.
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm going to bring back the Kobold kits for preorder! This is one of my favorite things I've sculpted and a character I LOVE to play! The world needs more lizard people... Sculpted in @monsterclayusa ! These will ship late September through October. 435 plus shipping.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
What do a quantum physicist and a baker have in common? Nothing. They're just the bisexual twins with a love of orc cock. Am I horny? Yes. Am I tired? Yes. Will this story write itself? No. How fat and heavy shall the orc bits be? Verily.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A better pair of my pretties.
Snake Bean blossom. I still think it looks like it's fungal and trying to corrupt reality.Whispy whispy
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
5:40 a.m. Good to know my instinct is still "Pretty thing! Must photo!"
A Snake Bean flower, specifically Chinese Python, also 5:42am. As it rises from the darkened garden looking like it's trying to take over the very air with it's little wispy flower tendrils...I have a night mode on my camera why did I not use it? Coffee, we'll blame my caffeine levels being too low.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The fortune cookie is quoting FDR at me.
A fortune cookie fortune saying "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." Either they're running out of fortunes, or the universe really believes I need to hear this, and after the himbo debacle, I am throwing perfectly rational fears at it.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"I have never had any complaints about my head. My mental health? Well, that's a whole different matter."
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Side quests while cleaning: Trim the grass. Trim the trees. Laundry. Perilous stack 1. Coffee. Perilous stack 2. Place art behind other art. Perilous stack 3. Weep morosely as if a ghost in the house. Another coffee. Contemplate life choices.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I've been cleaning for a day and a half. I somehow have a bigger mess on my hands, and I don't know how.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I painted an angel for an exhibition. I kinda like her with the blue tape framing her.
I painted an angel for an exhibition, in the soft pinks of nebulous clouds, dotted with little stars. A clear mouth because she spoke things into existence. The nose a remnant from when she was more human at the start of the painting, or perhaps a sign of her becoming more human later in her story arc. Here she is, a glimpse through blue painters tape put on to protect her from scratches and paint splatter as I coated the sides with a glow in the dark paint.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I saw this banana and automatically thought of the devil. Specifically, the Devil as portrayed by Jack Nicholson from "The Witches of Eastwick" because why wouldn't I? In defense of my horniness...yeah.
Just a peculiarly shaped banana. Not phallic at all. It should remind no one of the description of the Devil's member from The Witches of Eastwick.
In defense of my horniness, I did see the Ice cream man doing frog position in front of the freezers trying to get low enough to get the bottom row of ice cream and my God, the bread basket and the bum on that man.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I made a friend at work.
A tiny fawn colored butterfly (a red banded hairstreak) with orange bands, perched on fingertips.
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I've been writing my characters in little ecosystem bubbles, of their inherited homes, and I need to design a city. A fictional city, on a fictional version of a real planet...
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Perfection vs Destruction. In a metaphorical fall from the Heavens, which would survive longer?
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Part of me thinks it would be hilarious if a gallery hosted a show of AI art, & then just had people hired to go through taking Polaroids, shouting that they made art & selling the Polaroids for $1 a shot and not selling any of the AI.
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