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Jessa Jordan

@missjessajordan.bsky.social
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I’m not a doll, I’m a Final Girl🗡️ On the journey to publishing my 1st solo EP Hear the songs before the rest of the world👇🏽 discord.gg/t7aQqB4X2

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Jessa Jordan @missjessajordan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A NEW FROM FIRST TO LAST ALBUM!?! Emo girlies up 20!!!
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Jessa Jordan @missjessajordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this but babyyyy, do NOT under any circumstances go with your first, second or even the third draft. The fifth one is the balm you need! Kill more darlings!!
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Jessa Jordan @missjessajordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Walked into a crowded bar. It’s the top of happy hour on a Friday in center city. I was debating sitting between two couples since there was a single seat. Why did the woman in the straight couple to my right say “now you’ll be between these two BIG STRONG men!!” It’s giving swinger energy 😭🙈🥴
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Organize *with* people, not *for* them. It’s different
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🚨 THE KAPOW HANDBOOK IS FINALLY DONE!!! 🚨 6 months, 5 authors, and 60 pages later, we’ve written a guide on how to integrate mutual aid and direct action into electoral politics. And we’re not gatekeeping this info either. Get a free digital copy on 9/21 at kapow.works/handbook !!!
Me, holding a spiral bound notebook that reads “how to KAPOW the system”Two pages of the book, one is an FAQ asking why campaigns haven’t been doing this the whole time. The other is a black intro page for PART 1: INFRASTRUCTURE that reads “Cynicism is for losers. We can build the world we want to see.”Two pages on how to make a mutual aid hub in your campaign office with loads of
Polaroids of our office and volunteers
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Jessa Jordan @missjessajordan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t recall Bloc Party being this queer before but I’m all in on this new album
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Turn Up Volume
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Jessa Jordan @missjessajordan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Love handing people my final girl rising stickers and seeing how excited they get!
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 11/09/2026
The CDC has declared the cyclospora outbreak linked to iceberg lettuce over. Nearly 13,000 cases in 21 states have been linked to Taylor Farms lettuce. 570 people have been hospitalized and two have died.
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Jessa Jordan @missjessajordan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I love Black women bc why did me + 3 other baddies make eye contact at the bathroom at Penn station and had a whole worldless conversation
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Jessa Jordan @missjessajordan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
One time for the birthday bitch!!
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Where's Mitch?
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
💥 Today is the last day to drop off materials for Chicago @pslweb.bsky.social's mutual aid drive for Gary, Indiana! Drop off donations today from 5–8 PM. Needed items include meal kits, baby formula, diapers and wipes, cleaning supplies, hygiene products, flashlights, batteries, and more!
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 28/08/2026
Measles-linked deaths since RFK Jr became HHS Secretary now surpass those recorded in the previous 20 years combined.
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Black Film Alerts 🎥 @blackfilmalerts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Aleshea Harris’ ‘Is God Is’ is currently streaming on Prime Video. The film stars Kara Young, Mallori Johnson, Janelle Monáe, Erika Alexander, Sterling K. Brown, Vivica A. Fox, Mykelti Williamson, and Josiah Cross.
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Jessa Jordan @missjessajordan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dirrrty iced chai for the win 😮‍💨
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It’s been almost 90 days since the American people have seen or heard from Mitch McConnell. We’re still paying his salary.
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Ody @odeecs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every. ICE. Agent. Is. A. Human. Trafficker. Every. ICE. Agent. Is. A. Kidnapper. Of. Children. Every. ICE. Agent. Is. The. Modern. Equivalent. Of. A. Concentration. Camp. Goon. Every. ICE. Agent. Needs. To. Face. Criminal. Prosecution. For. Human. Rights. Abuses. Abolish. ICE. Prosecute. ICE.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Are we ever going to find out what happened to mitch McConnell
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Jessa Jordan @missjessajordan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’ve already been boosting my immunity supplement intake wherever possible and beginning to mask again and now you’re telling me we’re running back measles?? Fucking hell
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Jessa Jordan @missjessajordan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
TIL: Measles can linger in the air for up to TWO HOURS after an infected person coughs!!
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 25/08/2026
Two people have died from measles in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. No one should ever die of measles when we have such an effective vaccine. Measles deaths are a result of years of anti-vax disinformation.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 23/08/2026
In Gary, Indiana, without refrigeration insulin supplies are being spoiled, and people who depend on oxygen cannot pump it from their tanks due to lack of electricity. A public health disaster.
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Jessa Jordan @missjessajordan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I hate when a mf shoots a shot and it’s a blank.
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Jessa Jordan @missjessajordan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Is it cunt to get a vanity plate for your first car?
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Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @karimwafa.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The ICE agents of today are the Klansmen of yesterday.
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Jessa Jordan @missjessajordan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s finally one of my best pal’s wedding day; how many other errands will I be asked to go on? 😅
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Jessa Jordan @missjessajordan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
They really neglected to give us another one of the “casual leap to your death from a huge window” scenes? Rude #demthrones
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Jessa Jordan @missjessajordan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Just started watching Grey’s Anatomy and like…where is Isaiah Washington’s fine ass hiding? 👀
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If you owe a woman 5 million dollars for sexual assault, you also owe the country your resignation.
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Jessa Jordan @missjessajordan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Having finally seen this jawn, can confirm this may be Nolan’s best work to date and yet there’s still some questionable decisions he made for the casting. None of them were hiring Lupita, Anne, Zendaya, or Charlize and all of them might’ve been hiring Matt Damon to lead this…
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Vincent Zimmerman @zimmermanv66.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
So why isn't Fox news televising interviews of all the happy people who live near data centers so we can hear what a treat it is to live with the constant noise, lights, increased utility costs and non-existent new jobs?
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Jessa Jordan @missjessajordan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Why are both the Amtrak website and app such basura???
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Jessa Jordan @missjessajordan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is not the Hot Girl Summer that was promised 😭
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Domina Delphi DC 9/21-9/25 @dominadelphi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You want to serve a Deity? DOMINA DELPHI • COM
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Do you know what China's been doing while we've been dropping bombs and allocating more money for new weapons? Beating us on alternative energy, manufacturing, high speed rail, technology, microchips, and infrastructure.
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Jessa Jordan @missjessajordan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Do the two wolves inside you battle for dominance or are you normal?
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/07/2026
Specifics:
What is being recalled?
The following Maple Leaf Foods products are included in the recall:
• Royale Natural Applewood Smoked
ALL NATURAL Uncured Bacon
Product of Canada - 12-ounce vacuum package, with the following sell-by dates printed on the side of the package:
• Sept. 1,
L, 2020
• Sept. 7 2026
• TOP VALU Uncured Hardwood
Smoked Bacon Product of Canada -
12-ounce vacuum package with the following sell-by dates printed on the side of the package:
• Sept. 1, 2026
* Sept. 2, 2026
• Sept. 4, 2026
• Sept. 5, 2026
• Sept. 7, 2026Where were the products sold?
The products were sent to Grocery Outlet distributors and retailers in the following states, according to FSIS:
• Idaho
• Oregon
" Washington
A full list of where the product was distributed will be posted to the FSIS website once it is available.
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Jessa Jordan @missjessajordan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
How did you learn how to be a friend?
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Jessa Jordan @missjessajordan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I’m probably the only person who doesn’t give a fuck that LeBron is gonna be playing here. I’m never gonna forget the horribly obtuse, classist and anti-Black shit he’s said. Let him go play golf and leave our country Philadelphia alone.
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Andrea Plaid @ajplaid.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The amount = small, but it means a lot to me!! 🚨🚨EMERGENCY🚨🚨 🚨🚨👉🏿Need $40 by 10AM EDT tmrw 👈🏿🚨🚨 4 work rides Venmo: @TheJunctureX CashApp: $TheJunctureX If you can't spare, share! 💸💞 #EmergencyMutualAid #MutualAidRequest #MutualAid #TransportationMutualAid #HelpFolksLive2026 #Helpsky #BIPOCMA
The words "thank you!" is written on parchment paper in cursive with a black marker. Below the words is a red heart.
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Stoned Feminist 👻 Spooky Version @ladylinds.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Fuck the police. Abolishing ICE isn't enough. It's gotta be the police too
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 23/07/2026
If *I* were given the dark gift, I would simply recruit other commies and turn them so that we could drink of the blood of tyrants. A commie coven, if you will. A REAL red scare!
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Romeo Echo @romeoecho.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
We need someone to dox the names and addresses of every single person working for ICE. They are violent, lawless, sick criminals and do not deserve to hide behind masks and anonymity.
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lumpenpoledancer @daturabombs333.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A meme featuring a vintage photo of Anne Nicole Smith reading, “Why read dystopian fiction when you can just pay attention?”
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Jessa Jordan @missjessajordan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The past few hours/days/weeks have made so much more sense now that I realized it was happening under a goddamn Mercury Retrograde.
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Man Blinking Slowly: Sheesh Wow Reaction
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 22/07/2026
After all of this is said and done, nobody who worked for ICE should be accepted in polite society.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 18/07/2026
TODAY IN MAINE Protesters demanding justice for Joan Sebastián Guerrero. His family deserves answers. I haven’t even been allowed to access his body, and his parents are still trying to get visas so they can bring their son’s body home to Colombia.
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🌬CasuallyLucid🌀 @casuallylucid.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
"After Medicaid officials improperly shared data about millions of people in January with immigration officials, ICE then shared that data with the data analytics firm Palantir" Palantir runs the app ELITE, which ICE uses to find addresses and neighborhoods to raid. Outrageous but not surprised 😒
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ICE shared Medicaid data it wasn't supposed to have with Palantir
The revelations came out in a federal court case brought by Democratic states challenging ICE's access to Medicaid data to aid in deportation efforts.
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