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@missingplatypus.bsky.social
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I'm Miss the platypus, I draw and such im like if a smart person had no access to common knowledge you do NOT need to read my bricktexts, skipit 🔞🔞18+ account🔞🔞 seriously, leave minors She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ - 34 - Filipino-American missingplatypus.carrd.co

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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 1h
self portrait..ish? ive got no idea if im a good enough artist to actually draw myself accurate or not

im filipino so im brown skinned, wearing glasses, messy black hair thats finger combed back, messy sideburns, facial hair is a bit of moustache and a bit of sparse chin hair

not wearing anything, but its only a bust, not really showing anything besides shoulders and maybe a bit of the top of the chest
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 1h
platypus mascot is laying together with someone as theyre discussing things, rain falling gently outside

there is text detailing how she's trying to figure things out still with this guy she's dating who's pursuing her heart so steadfastly, and how its difficult because its so nice to have someone love her for her so much, despite them being so different in terms of what their hearts want

..he's really nice..he likes to be a little poetic, but i wouldnt say he's particularly gifted with it per se..it's cute how clumsy he is, yet he's so earnest, i cant help but want to let myself slip into his arms and hold each other..

..but thats the funny thing about love-related trauma..its kind of like schizophrenia
you cant trust your eyes, your heart, your feelings, anything that makes you feel certain or stable, especially when everything's telling you it might work

but when youre my age and been through what you have, it just really burns that much worse into the wound, thinking about if something this nice cant be it..will anything ever be

..fuck i wish i smoked or drank more..or had the finances for it at all
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 7h
platypus mascot as closer to her actual body, in the nude

there is text in which she is thinking about her penis

nothing too deep, and not even depressed or self deprecating

just observing herself for the large lady she is
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 11h
No idea wtf this is but I’m looking it up and watching everything solely for this sweetheart
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dp 🔞 (HIATUS) @daggerprometheus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Here is my argument for him: this clip of Beakwood giving advice that I like to watch sometimes when I feel kinda crummy
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 11h
I spread that shit and belike “exquisite”
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 12h
damn girl same 😔
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 13h
platypus mascot holding someone's chin and speaking soft praise into their ear, whilst in the background of her mind she is going "holy shit this rox"

there is text relating how she had a great time getting someone riled up with just her voice
and then how she was also very horny because there was someone she wanted to come and pin her down and put eggs in her

she been dang horny lately, its been a good time
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
they for sure put something in dads tomatoes your work's lovely, feel so much that close brotherly energy <3
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PupAmp @pupamp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I fear we must call this form of bdsm torture: snowboarding
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the thicker tougher chunk of my work is going to be clearing the 30+$ ranks, but everything has been drafted, just need to be lined and finished ..wait one needs to be redrafted, need to get on that..tho maybe it can wait, choreographing large mechs can be difficult yeah i can do this....execute
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
okay..trying to mentalize my work flow sherlock holmes style 11 illustrations, 2 nsfw 3 refsheets (one nsfw alt), 1 vrc gif, 2 $20 ranks, 5 30+$ ranks 20ranks will be easiest to clear, gif might be simple enough since its 8frames refsheets will also be simple, less to pose and imagine, just deets
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i have a capaldi preference because Heaven Sent is my EVERYTHING, but matt gave us so much to love >v<
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
as a result of spreading a lot of the love i have around to various people, i have been getitng a lot of this love yall to bits, but the fact is
various characters with tiny pickaxes are saying "BUT I TRUUST YOUUU" as platypus mascot looks on in disbelief while saying, "you've only chipped this like two or three times fk u MEAN"
she is referring to a large stone brick which reads "actually get to know me", behind which platyus mascot is in a bed which is marked " 'WER'RE CLOSE' CHEEVO"
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i did something insanely dumb and emotionally irresponsible tonight....fuuuuck me this is gonna blow up in my face and its gonna be my own damn fault, no one stand up for me when it happens
static.klipy.com
Hiromi Higuruma Hiromi
Alt: man wiping his hands down the front of his face and looking up at the ceiling in empty tiredness
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Basil the Hopping Mad King @hoppingmadking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh woe is me this all so powerful healer has over powered little old me I am so weak... so powerless ... gottem~ 🎨 by @missingplatypus.bsky.social ⭐ing @vickybeaver.bsky.social [ #furryart #NSFW #DominonLoss #Manipulation #ButtPlay ]
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
not sure if ill finish this, doodled me and someone im havin a date with figured it was good to practice since they also wanna commission me for a refsheet, my work continues to pile haha..not used to ppl wanting so much of my work ;v;
platypus mascot in a bit of a different look, resting against an avali, both of them apparently watching something
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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb
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Gondor Flame
ALT: Gondor Flame
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my one, ONE thing i know for sure id wanna do is the most obvious: gotta finally see a platypus must meet my kin oh i guess id love to see something at the Sydney Opera House too..maybe see Ayers Rock..if i could see some sharks safely, id love that, love a sea puppy
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
god i have this terrible feeling that fate is steering me towards australia i dont know how or why, or HOW, i dont have the goddamn money but its..a hunch its not like i dont wanna go to australia, but idk..it feels..inconvenient for me to be there rn and also idk what i want to get into over there
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
.....uugggh.....FIIINNEEEE ill fucking learn Deadlock GOODDDDDD -gets on my knees in front of Rat King and grumbles-
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
platypus mascot looking down at her table which she has broken a bit of, making it bend strangely

there is text relating the situation: apparently the doofus tried to do a maneuver irl where whilst humping someone, you jump up with your legs and do a heel click, then stick the landing

ill tell you what i did in fact do it in theory, and i stuck the landing

that said i eh...i broke one of my table's ligaments while doing so

but the funny thing is when i tried to get back to being like "ok im an artist not a gymnast", the new position of my table actually made it more ergonomic because the angle now matches my elbow height a lot better, so less stress when im drawing

but...i maybe shouldnt do any more of that, its a frickin lawn table -v-;;
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
a lil doodle for @tavv.gay ! fun in the fall!
a bug girl wearing a gag and a strait jacket, with various doodles around her detailing her doing lil stompies while on the ground, fighting to get away from someone who wants to tickle her, and when she's finally been released from it after an hour, saliva falling free from her mouth in puddles as she catches her breath, eventually going wide-eyed with flushed face as she says, ".....ineedtodothatagain"
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
...i swear i wont add this to my queue rn but ...ive realized that as much as i crush on Koro-Sensei, ive never drawn shipart of myself with him i gotta do that sometime he's one of the first characters i truly held near and dear to my heart in that fashion
Koro-Sensei from Assassination Classroom, a character with a large yellow head in a way that almost resembles an emoji, but their expression is composed of a big smile and two little dot eyes

they are holding a flower in their teeth

i cant think of a character i wish would hold me in his many tentacles as much as this guy
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
....actually maybe three there's a friend who's been nothing but kind to me, i havent shown her a little heartfelt appreciation in a lil while and also i need some robot drawing expertise since ive got some robots/armor i gotta draw in some of my commissions
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ok two, TWO more giftarts, the one ive got almost done and another one, so TWO and then i SWEAR-
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lol awww...that gives me ideas tho- actually wait didnt you- OHYES, i found the draw him getting fucked post you made a long while ago.......hmhmhm >:3c
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
for clarification, THESE WILL ONLY BE WORK STREAMS, NO OFFERING OF STREAM COMMISSIONS some of you will be confused by that but i know a few of my older watchers used to like getting stream comms from me, but this is not that they might be down the line, but not for now
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
....i think im gonna get back to streaming soon i really....REALLY need to keep myself on task with these commissions like ive got the one more giftart i wanna draw but when its done, im gonna start using the live function here on bsky to show when im on might try say..mon/wed/fri streams
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
vrc doodle of platypus mascot laid over a bag with a disgusted expression because some kind of eldritch cat is saying, "mrmmm yes...seems like a good place to PLOP down a little POOP!"
platypus mascot responds by saying, "...i do not consent."
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
dancey
vrc doodle of various platypus mascots dancing
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
also guys september has ended! wake up!
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
uaugughh
platypus mascot getting up in bed, letting out a "yoisho" as there's some pain in her back

there is text that sums up as her evaluating her feelings from last night about why she was suddenly having such violent thoughts, which she has concluded was mostly that she's stressed out and not getting any

its not a new song, i know it, you might know it after seeing pretty much everything ive said before; when things are bad, they're bad

but its the same answer each time: acknowledge it, decide how you'll approach it, accept the consequences of your decision, move on

..i am worried about my back tho, i really gotta figure that out
im almost sure that its cuz i need to exercise more but fuck, diastasis recti exercises work so slowly..
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lets remember something nice remember that time you were crushing on Heimerdinger when he started playing guitar that was nice huh
platypus mascot going redfaced as she starts to imagine an alternate universe in which a buffer version of her and Heimerdinger meet and have a scientist-laborer relationship with occasional gentle romantic tension
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i..cant say i hate the person who inspired this post barely know them, they just show up often enough but theyve been a fucknugget every time anyone who lives in a pointlessly antagonistic way destructive to others and demanding to be built up themselves loses my vote AND theyre a psych major UGH
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
friends offer to help me unburden the pains in my heart a lot its not the pain i worry about unburdening
platypus mascot spinning a pen and drooling as she fantasizes about how she'd destroy a 24yrold's prick's life

she's..not nice, deep down

she works every day to be nice, and she'd like to believe she's not doing so bad

but..
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i ticked someone's hyperfixation for pigeons, it was really cute
a bunny boy with a pigeon snuggling up to their cheek whilst sitting on their shoulder, while platypus mascot sits to one side and smiles while watching the two of them
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
and i really wanna say im especially putting this forward cuz i know some of yall skinny bitches actually do want you a sizeable royalty and the world is being RUINED for you by ppl like this but i do see you and i love you and you can get your hands all up on my rolls all you like, someday
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol someone i was talking to who said they liked my vibes was like "yeah ppl could hit this whenever but not if ur fat and gross irl" yeah hon im not even gross but im decidedly shitting my pant now for full disqualification way to tell me who you are in under a 20 word count
platypus mascot as a lil tubby thing, laid out lazily

..i wouldnt actually shit my pant

im just sick of ppl like that

at this point im almost purposely keeping my weight on cuz i keep bumping into skinnier ppl who're such anal little gatekeepers about only having sex with toned athletes and supermodels

like yeah if toned athletes and supermodels are your thing all power to you, they make my penis get big and happy too, but lol tbh im not desperate enough for sex that id hit it with someone that reductive, go get a tummyache after eating three M&Ms you stringbean weakling fucko
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
platypus mascot looks crazed, making plans on paper that are constantly having X'ed out areas
platypus mascot stands back to back with her, looking away
they are conversing as she talks about plans that keep failing but she can just change something about and it'll all work out, while platypus mascot calmly responds that she's messed up

its not clear who's got it right

theyre both kind of fucked
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
platypus mascot laying overtop a bag and watching from a distance as someone gently caress someone's cheek

there is text that can be summed up as platypus mascot watching someone pulling very charming moves on ppl in a kind manner and thinking he was really hot for it, tho she feels an equal sadness that he's tragically straight

...okay i dont know that theyre straight but i mean theyre one of those ppl
says in their profile they like guns
has a quote from the Bible

like its not damning evidence but it has that smell, right
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
platypus mascot cleaning a toilet

there is text that can be summarized as philosophizing about the concept of emotional maturity and how its maybe more a term used an excuse to convince people to act a certain way before even thinking about the relevance of it in relation to other ppl and your existence as an individual in a society

just like..let yourself do what you gotta, yknow? and dont judge yourself for having to do so
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
new day tho! and not a bad one so far! went to go say hi to some friends, made a random new friend in Quebec, talked to someone about their autism for pigeons! gonna draw them a lil something tbh actually, it was a nice talk- but yes, onward i go! new day! new day just dropped guys! new day!
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all said, i think im good now i was not feelin good last night for a few reasons, and those reasons were stacked on top of responsibilities id meant to finish yesterday, so all i could think about was how i was going to be yelled at, think that was why i ended up nightmaring, im so easily anxious
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
had a nightmare...its been a long while since i had one, that sucked
had a nightmare that i went on a trip to England with my family
the nightmare part was that when i got off the train, i forgot that id left my backpack which had my laptop in it on the train
i tried not to panic so i just went to the office thing for the trains to tell them that i had to get my backpack back
and while i was there, a guy walked up right next to me because he was just getting his ticket
i looked to one side and was like "why are the bumps on his face so famili-- oh my god thats Morgan Freeman"
i was going to take care of my business and talk to him, but then someone who was in line behind me popped out and was like, "hey can i shake your hand youve done such an amazing service to our country"
i was able to only get a handshake from Morgan Freeman which was nice but id gotten so distracted that id lost track of my family, they'd left without me
and then when i got to the hotel, i forgot my family and had to keep figuring out how to keep myself alive
for some reason i kept reacting and talking like jack black
there was a big empty cafeteria that i figured id stay in and wait since i think i left more stuff in my backpack that wouldnt let me stay at the hotel
and then there was a concert at the hotel and i was trying to chat up some girl in some cheesy jack black fashion, but then as i was doing that, i lost my luggage as well
somehow during all of this i had to make it back to my family's room which i wasnt supposed to be in, and i think i went rummaging through their stuff and in the midst of the rummaging i was getting text messages from them not to eat the jerk chicken
and then i kept seeing these scenes of people trying the jerk chicken and being engulfed in flame and being like "oh...thats a little hot"
started waking up sometime around here and for some reason started worrying that tanuki friend of mine was also involved with finding out id fucked up this entire thing and i got even more anxious
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sad platypus
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i dont have much ive only me a drop or two to spare but take your fill i know you will i let you cuz i care
platypus mascot looking back gently as Astarion, a vampire from Baldur's Gate 3, is sinking their teeth into her neck in a quiet close moment
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
platypus mascot sitting around minding her own business whilst platypus mascot is leaning down and getting angry right next to her, getting in her face

there is text that can be summated as... i guess that we gotta be more chill about bein around each other and having different opinions and feelings on things

cuz like yes, some of them are batshit insane and should NOT be accepted, maybe burn and fry those guys but like
you'd be surprised what you can change in the world by just saying "i accept you as a person trying to do something good" first, and then let the love in that moment transition over time into, "i dont want you to hurt yourself living this way"
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"what the fk am i looking at" is the correct way to respond to my playpus ass
a scene from the movie Spaceballs where they are looking at the computer screen, but instead of the usual screen, its platypus mascot's face looking zonked out
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
drew a simple lil somethin for someone where i go hang out dont know em that well, but they say hi to me, so i wanted to give them a hi back
a novabeast in a cap and a jacket but not much else, leaving their erect canine-esque dick out, giving a fistbump to platypus mascot, who bumps back and says, "whuzgud my guy"
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