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@missingplatypus.bsky.social
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I'm Miss the platypus, I draw and such im like if a smart person had no access to common knowledge you do NOT need to read my bricktexts, skipit 🔞🔞18+ account🔞🔞 seriously, leave minors She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ - 34 - Filipino-American missingplatypus.carrd.co

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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 2h
lol someone i was talking to who said they liked my vibes was like "yeah ppl could hit this whenever but not if ur fat and gross irl" yeah hon im not even gross but im decidedly shitting my pant now for full disqualification way to tell me who you are in under a 20 word count
platypus mascot as a lil tubby thing, laid out lazily

..i wouldnt actually shit my pant

im just sick of ppl like that

at this point im almost purposely keeping my weight on cuz i keep bumping into skinnier ppl who're such anal little gatekeepers about only having sex with toned athletes and supermodels

like yeah if toned athletes and supermodels are your thing all power to you, they make my penis get big and happy too, but lol tbh im not desperate enough for sex that id hit it with someone that reductive, go get a tummyache after eating three M&Ms you stringbean weakling fucko
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 15h
platypus mascot looks crazed, making plans on paper that are constantly having X'ed out areas
platypus mascot stands back to back with her, looking away
they are conversing as she talks about plans that keep failing but she can just change something about and it'll all work out, while platypus mascot calmly responds that she's messed up

its not clear who's got it right

theyre both kind of fucked
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 22h
platypus mascot laying overtop a bag and watching from a distance as someone gently caress someone's cheek

there is text that can be summed up as platypus mascot watching someone pulling very charming moves on ppl in a kind manner and thinking he was really hot for it, tho she feels an equal sadness that he's tragically straight

...okay i dont know that theyre straight but i mean theyre one of those ppl
says in their profile they like guns
has a quote from the Bible

like its not damning evidence but it has that smell, right
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
platypus mascot cleaning a toilet

there is text that can be summarized as philosophizing about the concept of emotional maturity and how its maybe more a term used an excuse to convince people to act a certain way before even thinking about the relevance of it in relation to other ppl and your existence as an individual in a society

just like..let yourself do what you gotta, yknow? and dont judge yourself for having to do so
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all said, i think im good now i was not feelin good last night for a few reasons, and those reasons were stacked on top of responsibilities id meant to finish yesterday, so all i could think about was how i was going to be yelled at, think that was why i ended up nightmaring, im so easily anxious
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
had a nightmare...its been a long while since i had one, that sucked
had a nightmare that i went on a trip to England with my family
the nightmare part was that when i got off the train, i forgot that id left my backpack which had my laptop in it on the train
i tried not to panic so i just went to the office thing for the trains to tell them that i had to get my backpack back
and while i was there, a guy walked up right next to me because he was just getting his ticket
i looked to one side and was like "why are the bumps on his face so famili-- oh my god thats Morgan Freeman"
i was going to take care of my business and talk to him, but then someone who was in line behind me popped out and was like, "hey can i shake your hand youve done such an amazing service to our country"
i was able to only get a handshake from Morgan Freeman which was nice but id gotten so distracted that id lost track of my family, they'd left without me
and then when i got to the hotel, i forgot my family and had to keep figuring out how to keep myself alive
for some reason i kept reacting and talking like jack black
there was a big empty cafeteria that i figured id stay in and wait since i think i left more stuff in my backpack that wouldnt let me stay at the hotel
and then there was a concert at the hotel and i was trying to chat up some girl in some cheesy jack black fashion, but then as i was doing that, i lost my luggage as well
somehow during all of this i had to make it back to my family's room which i wasnt supposed to be in, and i think i went rummaging through their stuff and in the midst of the rummaging i was getting text messages from them not to eat the jerk chicken
and then i kept seeing these scenes of people trying the jerk chicken and being engulfed in flame and being like "oh...thats a little hot"
started waking up sometime around here and for some reason started worrying that tanuki friend of mine was also involved with finding out id fucked up this entire thing and i got even more anxious
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sad platypus
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i dont have much ive only me a drop or two to spare but take your fill i know you will i let you cuz i care
platypus mascot looking back gently as Astarion, a vampire from Baldur's Gate 3, is sinking their teeth into her neck in a quiet close moment
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
platypus mascot sitting around minding her own business whilst platypus mascot is leaning down and getting angry right next to her, getting in her face

there is text that can be summated as... i guess that we gotta be more chill about bein around each other and having different opinions and feelings on things

cuz like yes, some of them are batshit insane and should NOT be accepted, maybe burn and fry those guys but like
you'd be surprised what you can change in the world by just saying "i accept you as a person trying to do something good" first, and then let the love in that moment transition over time into, "i dont want you to hurt yourself living this way"
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"what the fk am i looking at" is the correct way to respond to my playpus ass
a scene from the movie Spaceballs where they are looking at the computer screen, but instead of the usual screen, its platypus mascot's face looking zonked out
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
drew a simple lil somethin for someone where i go hang out dont know em that well, but they say hi to me, so i wanted to give them a hi back
a novabeast in a cap and a jacket but not much else, leaving their erect canine-esque dick out, giving a fistbump to platypus mascot, who bumps back and says, "whuzgud my guy"
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i did in fact say it i mean..metaphorically like we ended up kissing more, had a nice movie date he made me really horny because he recognized the beauty of a trailing cinematography in a part of the movie Malignant worked my damnedest not to ride him to actual death for being so attractive
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i..yes
a princely bird moves in close with a platypus mascot dressed fancily, who protests gently, "Your Highness, please... You have guests...///"
the bird slips a finger under her chin to tip her gaze back up towards his own, gazes locked, as he says, "Milady... fuck them hoes."to one side of the royal interaction, platypus mascot has fainted in a blushy state, her soul escaping out of her mouth
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this was actually what my conversation was like with them after we'd played Victory of Round together and i told them about the silly thing i wish i'd said they were uh..quite smooth 💦
platypus mascot sitting and reminiscing about the idea she'd had in her head of a silly close moment while they had been shooting guns at each other in Victory of Round, saying to the avali in question, "yeahhh.. i was considering saying it but maybe not at someone else's party, right haha"platypus mascot turns with a polite smile, saying, "butey, ggs! that was my first time really learning the stuff, it got real fun with those 1v1s, cant wait to play again somet--"

the avali is bending down, their faces closethe avali has leaned in, speaking against her cheek

"you can still say it if you'd like"platypus mascot stares blankly as she says, "oh. you dont say."

in her mind she's screaming "aaaaAAaAAAAAAAA"
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
brain feels like this rn
scribble. literally just a scribble. idk its one of those days, i feel so out of whack but its like a state of being thats almost too natural now, its kinda troubling.
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
-lays back in my chair- ..being treated sweetly is so nice stating the obvious, i know but ill never stop being thankful for it and mindful of it thank you all
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
whew is there a gun in my face is it just me
platypus mascot being pinned by an avali, both of them with guns held to each other, ready to fire mutually, as she barely manages to say, "..ha cmon man.. you keep gettin that close we'll basically be making out"
in response, the avali gets closer, forked tongue slipping close to platypus' mouth
it starting to make her face flush, as she says, "...thats...not funny"
the avali responds, "not tryna be"
platypus is dumbstruck
and very horny
crazily
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
platypus mascot is sitting and reminiscing over the lovely events over the past few days leading down to tonight

she had a nice talk with a scotsman dressed as Chris Redfield, another nice talk with a croc lady, and had a nice time listening to the conversation between two people in Turkish

yes, these memories havent quite blossomed into anything that could be defined as stable or sure, but to have made the memories is a blessing in itself, and one she's trying to learn to appreciate even its a little sad that she can't just trust that the connections she's making can be her life, rather than ships constantly passing in the night

i mean last december, if she'd died, there might have been maybe 2 people who she would've felt bad leaving behind, now there's at LEAST 20 or so, that's pretty damn significant and she's gotta cherish that
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bluh..another bad placement for a doodle
vrc doodle of platypus mascot as some kind of maid catching a fallong bloom as the wind pushes past her

there is text that reads, "This flower wilted too soon, so far from anyone's eyes..."
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
platypus mascot and a differently proportioned platypus mascot give each other the stinkeye a bit

there is text that reads:

look at you, just look at you
i dont know where to look
look at you, at all of you
youve just begin to cook

so why must you const'ly berate
the progress that you've made
the skills you've garnered patiently
your cuteness, godly grade

yet here you are, you nag away
at all your little specks
it goes to decimate the work
folks do with genuflects

theyre there, you know, they like you
and they see what you ignore
youve gotta cut the whining out
a negativ'ty whore

so look at you, just look at you
cuz when push comes to shove
look at every bit of you
there's plenty there to love

you lil punkass BICH
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a cardboard cutout of platypus mascot wiggles as she thoughtfully strokes her chin and says, "ohrly?"
but behind it, platypus mascot is bracing her head, tired and in pain

there's a lot of text that summarizes into the fact she's just really worn out and is finding no solace in any of the things or people that usually make her feel better about life, and the falseness of the facade she keeps holding up just adds to the pain

its almost assuredly just a weekly phase, but it would be nice to
yknow
not keep having to invent failing plans to be happy like a middleaged Wile E. Coyote on a dating app
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
looking at this makes me wanna spit thinking im gonna do this -counting- 27 more times which i know is baby work to ppl who know what theyre doing but agh
tracing over of a character from a movie, with the face redesigned to be platypus mascot
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
idk its not an opinion id demand anyone share but i think youre happiest as a pan person when you can just let yourself enjoy anything you want to ..that said, i didnt realize how much i liked that lil treasure planet jim hawkins haircut til now, i dig it..i should really model this oneday-
platypus mascot naked as she is disrobing, lowering a cloth to show her naked body
she is decidedly masculine, having a muscled lean frame, as well as a dick n bawllss
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i thought about matt johnson screaming O BAHMNA again and i can like feel my body reacting viscerally tears in my eyes, muscles tightening, about to unleash berserk fury laughter
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
someone made me a very cute doodle, so i doodled something back in the pink
a vrc doodle of someone from the touhou series, and a second doodle of platypus mascot doin a little peace sign
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bluh im not used to doing like..../animation/ animation
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
met a lady today, we had a nice talk
a croc lady with various lifting their top a bit to show their netted top
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
more self therapy
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
she's not dead she's just worn out its not the thing
platypus mascot sitting in the dark against a wall alongside another platypus mascot who's unmoving, limp

she's talking to herself about her sadness that she's still alone despite her efforts to be more social

she's bein a lil bich about it, its fine, she does this sometimes

i mean it does suck and she's miserable in a way thats slowly breaking what she has left of a soul but

hey look a distraction
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
platypus mascot sits atop a bag of some kind whilst strangers are fucking some distance behind her, which she can definitely hear, and which she apparently likes

there is text about platypus mascot being a weirdo
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
platypus mascot standing casually and smiling

she provides gentlye encouragement to the reader to have a good day!

she's having a pretty bad headache today but that's ok! she's glad you're still here trying!
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
platypus mascot is holding a video game controller, but notices the end isnt plugged into anything

there is text that can be summed up as "she feels weird because she hasn't been playing many video games lately because she's mostly been doodling for herself or for work, so its a little worrying because it makes so much sense that its bothering her"

ehh idk i do feel like i wanna work still tho, ill see what happens
hopefully i dont overwork myself and end up with another carpal scare, but we'll see what happens

cant live in fear
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a doodle of a friends of a friend with friend
  two characters relaxing, one in the lap of the other, as they look at a strip of photos of the two of them
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
someone wanted to trade silly doodles with me
a protogen and platypus mascot are doing pictures of each other
the protogen has drawn platypus mascot as the mona lisa
platypus mascot did her best and drew a toaster
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
platypus in a drunken(?) stupor rambling at her own heart, telling it its useless, but eventually ending in a moment of clarity in which she embraces her heart, accepting her faults and the unfortunate circumstances she's been given in life. it'll be okay.
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
platypus mascot sits quietly in seiza position with a cup of tea

there are words but its mostly her ranting and being existential about the concept or space or whatever; she doesnt really have a point, like most philosophers

she does say that she should get laid tho, thats always relevant and true
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a happy bday to thee, @bajableat.bsky.social get touched, as requested!
platypus mascot licking hungrily over a goats big long cock while jacking herself off, both of them nude
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
sometimes life gives you one of them "oh you get the SPECIAL flavor of introspective psychosexual dread today"
platypus mascot sits confused whilst pondering two weird things that happened today that are making her wonder how people actually view her as a person if theyre both comfortable and not comfortable enough interacting with her the way they did in the two different situations

most likely she's overthinking it/conflating things that didnt mean anything as big as what she thought they did

she almost definitely is
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lil belated happy bday doodle! ill always remember them being there for me pretty early in my "career" supporting me, ive always been grateful <3
a vixen in a fullbody suit and a jacket doing a flip
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
looks into your eyes like this while requesting two fitty
platypus mascot with a significantly different design where she's panting gently and clasping fingers with someone, looking at them with a soft blush and shiny eyes
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
platypus mascot sitting staring emptily

text reads:

feel like my word for the day is

"oscillation"

been through some mental states recently
where all i can see is the turning of the wheel

the good times come, the high feelings climb
the bad times encroach, the low feelings bleed in

..it worries me a little sometimes
i think we as a people share the worst flaw
in one singular department:

no amount of foreknowledge or experience
is helping us not repeat our mistakes

i know some would argue that we're not,
but lets be honest
we're just committing them in new flavors
and legally acceptable gradients

idk
its not that i dont understand that at a certain point
we form technicalities within our moral systems
so we dont let ourselves get away with murder,
literally or figuratively,
but if we let ourselves pick and choose
when to apply our moral systems
and then choose to be all "KYAA UWU" other times

what does that make us

it kind of makes me laugh when people talk
about the dangers of AI

im obviously anti AI
but i really hope we're remembering that
the problem isnt just the AI
its the mindset of people so ready to say,
"oh youre just thinking about it the wrong way"

because thats where we're tripping

break the wheel

install moon boots
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this. bich.
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
god i will never see your kingdom idc either who needs ya i bet you have pornhub banned there too you losers
wip of sans and toriel in her bed together, with the lights lowered except for two lamps
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
yknow what they say bigger beds
wip of tracing over Toriel's room in undertale, but her bed is being modified to be a little wider
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i apologize and then also spit directly into your mouth to rescind the apology btw, as far as how weirdly more horny ive gotten recently, dont think im not aware a bich gotta do what she has to to keep her soul alive long enough to finish her comms, ill crash and become a sexless rock once im done
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
yknow...i always wonder i never saw if one got done and passed around at the time cuz it was like 10 yrs ago but did someone ever do something like a silly lil smut anim for that silvagunner thing where sans and toriel fuck someone had to have done, right
a view of Toriel's room, from undertale

there might be fucking drawn into it eventually

maybe

..i gotta do some work first
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
why did that delete, am i a bitch, ill say it again i drew piss art for someone, and im glad i did widen your gaze, folks i mean not for the piss, you dont want pink eye probably, but believe it or not the world has crazier shit going on than someone getting their dick hard over some peepee
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i...admittedly dont read much shoujo a lot of them are good but i just dont really have a good eye for which ones are good or bad the way i do with shonen but i have now bumped into Kaiju Girl Caramelize, the one where a girl turns into Godzilla when she's in love, and i dig it heavily
godzilla looking kaiju lowering her head close to the ground with watery eyes, and a second shot of her eye open to reveal a heart in her iris
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
life of doing commissioned art
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