Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 2hlol someone i was talking to who said they liked my vibes was like "yeah ppl could hit this whenever but not if ur fat and gross irl" yeah hon im not even gross but im decidedly shitting my pant now for full disqualification way to tell me who you are in under a 20 word count 130
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026all said, i think im good now i was not feelin good last night for a few reasons, and those reasons were stacked on top of responsibilities id meant to finish yesterday, so all i could think about was how i was going to be yelled at, think that was why i ended up nightmaring, im so easily anxious 130
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 had a nightmare...its been a long while since i had one, that sucked 110
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i dont have much ive only me a drop or two to spare but take your fill i know you will i let you cuz i care 020
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"what the fk am i looking at" is the correct way to respond to my playpus ass 051
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026drew a simple lil somethin for someone where i go hang out dont know em that well, but they say hi to me, so i wanted to give them a hi back 040
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i did in fact say it i mean..metaphorically like we ended up kissing more, had a nice movie date he made me really horny because he recognized the beauty of a trailing cinematography in a part of the movie Malignant worked my damnedest not to ride him to actual death for being so attractive 060
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this was actually what my conversation was like with them after we'd played Victory of Round together and i told them about the silly thing i wish i'd said they were uh..quite smooth 💦 060
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026-lays back in my chair- ..being treated sweetly is so nice stating the obvious, i know but ill never stop being thankful for it and mindful of it thank you all 050
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026looking at this makes me wanna spit thinking im gonna do this -counting- 27 more times which i know is baby work to ppl who know what theyre doing but agh 050
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026idk its not an opinion id demand anyone share but i think youre happiest as a pan person when you can just let yourself enjoy anything you want to ..that said, i didnt realize how much i liked that lil treasure planet jim hawkins haircut til now, i dig it..i should really model this oneday- 0103
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i thought about matt johnson screaming O BAHMNA again and i can like feel my body reacting viscerally tears in my eyes, muscles tightening, about to unleash berserk fury laughter 010
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026someone made me a very cute doodle, so i doodled something back in the pink 140
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026bluh im not used to doing like..../animation/ animation 090
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026she's not dead she's just worn out its not the thing 000
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026 a happy bday to thee, @bajableat.bsky.social get touched, as requested! 1313
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026sometimes life gives you one of them "oh you get the SPECIAL flavor of introspective psychosexual dread today" 140
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a lil belated happy bday doodle! ill always remember them being there for me pretty early in my "career" supporting me, ive always been grateful <3 110721
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026looks into your eyes like this while requesting two fitty 140
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026god i will never see your kingdom idc either who needs ya i bet you have pornhub banned there too you losers 040
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i apologize and then also spit directly into your mouth to rescind the apology btw, as far as how weirdly more horny ive gotten recently, dont think im not aware a bich gotta do what she has to to keep her soul alive long enough to finish her comms, ill crash and become a sexless rock once im done 040
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026yknow...i always wonder i never saw if one got done and passed around at the time cuz it was like 10 yrs ago but did someone ever do something like a silly lil smut anim for that silvagunner thing where sans and toriel fuck someone had to have done, right 010
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026why did that delete, am i a bitch, ill say it again i drew piss art for someone, and im glad i did widen your gaze, folks i mean not for the piss, you dont want pink eye probably, but believe it or not the world has crazier shit going on than someone getting their dick hard over some peepee 140
Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i...admittedly dont read much shoujo a lot of them are good but i just dont really have a good eye for which ones are good or bad the way i do with shonen but i have now bumped into Kaiju Girl Caramelize, the one where a girl turns into Godzilla when she's in love, and i dig it heavily 210