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@missingplatypus.bsky.social
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I'm Miss the platypus, I draw and such im like if a smart person had no access to common knowledge you do NOT need to read my bricktexts, skipit 🔞🔞18+ account🔞🔞 seriously, leave minors She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ - 34 - Filipino-American missingplatypus.carrd.co

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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 4h
recently learned the designation of a drone acquaintance an unfortunate reflex went off
a canine is discussing something with platypus mascot, saying they trust them because theyre staff, which she clarifies she isnt. the canine says that she's staff to them, to which platypus mascot chuckles and says, "gawshucks..

..Such a sweet little S38."

they are both seen in drone gear, S38 clearly activated by the other after hearing their designation, leaving them dead on the ground, to which platypus msacot responds, "oh uh. my bad. reflex."
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 14h
platypus mascot taking a big sip of her tea whilst middrawing, her elbow aching slightly

there is text relating how she's been a bit swamped with all the work she's been doing, and yet still finds herself doing extra drawing on the side, but its her preferred way to be

when something needs drawing, she draws it
its who she's always been
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lil doodle page of @wolfffff.bsky.social and @wiku.bsky.social bein cute and shid
a canine giving pets to a another one on their knees who is wearing a bodysuit and shibari
there are various doodles entailing them in different situations, including them highfiving after saying UPTOP, one of them talking about how to make a good edit, one of them sitting atop the other and activating an electric shock on the other while using him as a chair, and one canine giving lots and lots of praise for their owner to earn a cookie
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
errytime i see a vrc penis i cant help but be impressed, genuinely
platypus mascot looking at a penis in wonderment

she says, "WOOWWWWW LOOKIT THIS PEEEEENITS IT EVEN HAS THE EXTENDING BONE ACTION WHAT AN AMAZING LIL DOODAD TRULY AN ART"
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
platypus mascot is throwing various punches like a boxer while happily shouting the word, "COMPERSION!~"

there is text that reads out that she's had a good night because she's feeling more like life finally gave her clear answers to her feelings on difficult matters through confirmed experiences of other people who she can tell are doing pretty solid jobs of being thoughtful on these difficult matters by being calm and patient, ready to make things better together without coming from a place of selfishness but also still respecting their own individual agency

that shits LIT
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what i wrote: dont worry! they were good notes! about good boys! <3 how i meant it secretly(?):
platypus mascot with the evillest of smirks on her face as she takes down notes
she is reasssuring that she took good notes about good boys
her expression is probably suggesting otherwise
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
platypus mascot is laying together with someone as theyre discussing things, rain falling gently outside

there is text detailing how she's trying to figure things out still with this guy she's dating who's pursuing her heart so steadfastly, and how its difficult because its so nice to have someone love her for her so much, despite them being so different in terms of what their hearts want

..he's really nice..he likes to be a little poetic, but i wouldnt say he's particularly gifted with it per se..it's cute how clumsy he is, yet he's so earnest, i cant help but want to let myself slip into his arms and hold each other..

..but thats the funny thing about love-related trauma..its kind of like schizophrenia
you cant trust your eyes, your heart, your feelings, anything that makes you feel certain or stable, especially when everything's telling you it might work

but when youre my age and been through what you have, it just really burns that much worse into the wound, thinking about if something this nice cant be it..will anything ever be

..fuck i wish i smoked or drank more..or had the finances for it at all
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
platypus mascot holding someone's chin and speaking soft praise into their ear, whilst in the background of her mind she is going "holy shit this rox"

there is text relating how she had a great time getting someone riled up with just her voice
and then how she was also very horny because there was someone she wanted to come and pin her down and put eggs in her

she been dang horny lately, its been a good time
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
as a result of spreading a lot of the love i have around to various people, i have been getitng a lot of this love yall to bits, but the fact is
various characters with tiny pickaxes are saying "BUT I TRUUST YOUUU" as platypus mascot looks on in disbelief while saying, "you've only chipped this like two or three times fk u MEAN"
she is referring to a large stone brick which reads "actually get to know me", behind which platyus mascot is in a bed which is marked " 'WER'RE CLOSE' CHEEVO"
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
not sure if ill finish this, doodled me and someone im havin a date with figured it was good to practice since they also wanna commission me for a refsheet, my work continues to pile haha..not used to ppl wanting so much of my work ;v;
platypus mascot in a bit of a different look, resting against an avali, both of them apparently watching something
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
platypus mascot looking down at her table which she has broken a bit of, making it bend strangely

there is text relating the situation: apparently the doofus tried to do a maneuver irl where whilst humping someone, you jump up with your legs and do a heel click, then stick the landing

ill tell you what i did in fact do it in theory, and i stuck the landing

that said i eh...i broke one of my table's ligaments while doing so

but the funny thing is when i tried to get back to being like "ok im an artist not a gymnast", the new position of my table actually made it more ergonomic because the angle now matches my elbow height a lot better, so less stress when im drawing

but...i maybe shouldnt do any more of that, its a frickin lawn table -v-;;
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
a lil doodle for @tavv.gay ! fun in the fall!
a bug girl wearing a gag and a strait jacket, with various doodles around her detailing her doing lil stompies while on the ground, fighting to get away from someone who wants to tickle her, and when she's finally been released from it after an hour, saliva falling free from her mouth in puddles as she catches her breath, eventually going wide-eyed with flushed face as she says, ".....ineedtodothatagain"
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
...i swear i wont add this to my queue rn but ...ive realized that as much as i crush on Koro-Sensei, ive never drawn shipart of myself with him i gotta do that sometime he's one of the first characters i truly held near and dear to my heart in that fashion
Koro-Sensei from Assassination Classroom, a character with a large yellow head in a way that almost resembles an emoji, but their expression is composed of a big smile and two little dot eyes

they are holding a flower in their teeth

i cant think of a character i wish would hold me in his many tentacles as much as this guy
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
vrc doodle of platypus mascot laid over a bag with a disgusted expression because some kind of eldritch cat is saying, "mrmmm yes...seems like a good place to PLOP down a little POOP!"
platypus mascot responds by saying, "...i do not consent."
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
dancey
vrc doodle of various platypus mascots dancing
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lets remember something nice remember that time you were crushing on Heimerdinger when he started playing guitar that was nice huh
platypus mascot going redfaced as she starts to imagine an alternate universe in which a buffer version of her and Heimerdinger meet and have a scientist-laborer relationship with occasional gentle romantic tension
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i ticked someone's hyperfixation for pigeons, it was really cute
a bunny boy with a pigeon snuggling up to their cheek whilst sitting on their shoulder, while platypus mascot sits to one side and smiles while watching the two of them
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
platypus mascot looks crazed, making plans on paper that are constantly having X'ed out areas
platypus mascot stands back to back with her, looking away
they are conversing as she talks about plans that keep failing but she can just change something about and it'll all work out, while platypus mascot calmly responds that she's messed up

its not clear who's got it right

theyre both kind of fucked
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
platypus mascot laying overtop a bag and watching from a distance as someone gently caress someone's cheek

there is text that can be summed up as platypus mascot watching someone pulling very charming moves on ppl in a kind manner and thinking he was really hot for it, tho she feels an equal sadness that he's tragically straight

...okay i dont know that theyre straight but i mean theyre one of those ppl
says in their profile they like guns
has a quote from the Bible

like its not damning evidence but it has that smell, right
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
platypus mascot cleaning a toilet

there is text that can be summarized as philosophizing about the concept of emotional maturity and how its maybe more a term used an excuse to convince people to act a certain way before even thinking about the relevance of it in relation to other ppl and your existence as an individual in a society

just like..let yourself do what you gotta, yknow? and dont judge yourself for having to do so
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
had a nightmare...its been a long while since i had one, that sucked
had a nightmare that i went on a trip to England with my family
the nightmare part was that when i got off the train, i forgot that id left my backpack which had my laptop in it on the train
i tried not to panic so i just went to the office thing for the trains to tell them that i had to get my backpack back
and while i was there, a guy walked up right next to me because he was just getting his ticket
i looked to one side and was like "why are the bumps on his face so famili-- oh my god thats Morgan Freeman"
i was going to take care of my business and talk to him, but then someone who was in line behind me popped out and was like, "hey can i shake your hand youve done such an amazing service to our country"
i was able to only get a handshake from Morgan Freeman which was nice but id gotten so distracted that id lost track of my family, they'd left without me
and then when i got to the hotel, i forgot my family and had to keep figuring out how to keep myself alive
for some reason i kept reacting and talking like jack black
there was a big empty cafeteria that i figured id stay in and wait since i think i left more stuff in my backpack that wouldnt let me stay at the hotel
and then there was a concert at the hotel and i was trying to chat up some girl in some cheesy jack black fashion, but then as i was doing that, i lost my luggage as well
somehow during all of this i had to make it back to my family's room which i wasnt supposed to be in, and i think i went rummaging through their stuff and in the midst of the rummaging i was getting text messages from them not to eat the jerk chicken
and then i kept seeing these scenes of people trying the jerk chicken and being engulfed in flame and being like "oh...thats a little hot"
started waking up sometime around here and for some reason started worrying that tanuki friend of mine was also involved with finding out id fucked up this entire thing and i got even more anxious
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i dont have much ive only me a drop or two to spare but take your fill i know you will i let you cuz i care
platypus mascot looking back gently as Astarion, a vampire from Baldur's Gate 3, is sinking their teeth into her neck in a quiet close moment
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
platypus mascot sitting around minding her own business whilst platypus mascot is leaning down and getting angry right next to her, getting in her face

there is text that can be summated as... i guess that we gotta be more chill about bein around each other and having different opinions and feelings on things

cuz like yes, some of them are batshit insane and should NOT be accepted, maybe burn and fry those guys but like
you'd be surprised what you can change in the world by just saying "i accept you as a person trying to do something good" first, and then let the love in that moment transition over time into, "i dont want you to hurt yourself living this way"
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"what the fk am i looking at" is the correct way to respond to my playpus ass
a scene from the movie Spaceballs where they are looking at the computer screen, but instead of the usual screen, its platypus mascot's face looking zonked out
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
drew a simple lil somethin for someone where i go hang out dont know em that well, but they say hi to me, so i wanted to give them a hi back
a novabeast in a cap and a jacket but not much else, leaving their erect canine-esque dick out, giving a fistbump to platypus mascot, who bumps back and says, "whuzgud my guy"
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i..yes
a princely bird moves in close with a platypus mascot dressed fancily, who protests gently, "Your Highness, please... You have guests...///"
the bird slips a finger under her chin to tip her gaze back up towards his own, gazes locked, as he says, "Milady... fuck them hoes."to one side of the royal interaction, platypus mascot has fainted in a blushy state, her soul escaping out of her mouth
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this was actually what my conversation was like with them after we'd played Victory of Round together and i told them about the silly thing i wish i'd said they were uh..quite smooth 💦
platypus mascot sitting and reminiscing about the idea she'd had in her head of a silly close moment while they had been shooting guns at each other in Victory of Round, saying to the avali in question, "yeahhh.. i was considering saying it but maybe not at someone else's party, right haha"platypus mascot turns with a polite smile, saying, "butey, ggs! that was my first time really learning the stuff, it got real fun with those 1v1s, cant wait to play again somet--"

the avali is bending down, their faces closethe avali has leaned in, speaking against her cheek

"you can still say it if you'd like"platypus mascot stares blankly as she says, "oh. you dont say."

in her mind she's screaming "aaaaAAaAAAAAAAA"
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
brain feels like this rn
scribble. literally just a scribble. idk its one of those days, i feel so out of whack but its like a state of being thats almost too natural now, its kinda troubling.
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
whew is there a gun in my face is it just me
platypus mascot being pinned by an avali, both of them with guns held to each other, ready to fire mutually, as she barely manages to say, "..ha cmon man.. you keep gettin that close we'll basically be making out"
in response, the avali gets closer, forked tongue slipping close to platypus' mouth
it starting to make her face flush, as she says, "...thats...not funny"
the avali responds, "not tryna be"
platypus is dumbstruck
and very horny
crazily
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
platypus mascot is sitting and reminiscing over the lovely events over the past few days leading down to tonight

she had a nice talk with a scotsman dressed as Chris Redfield, another nice talk with a croc lady, and had a nice time listening to the conversation between two people in Turkish

yes, these memories havent quite blossomed into anything that could be defined as stable or sure, but to have made the memories is a blessing in itself, and one she's trying to learn to appreciate even its a little sad that she can't just trust that the connections she's making can be her life, rather than ships constantly passing in the night

i mean last december, if she'd died, there might have been maybe 2 people who she would've felt bad leaving behind, now there's at LEAST 20 or so, that's pretty damn significant and she's gotta cherish that
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bluh..another bad placement for a doodle
vrc doodle of platypus mascot as some kind of maid catching a fallong bloom as the wind pushes past her

there is text that reads, "This flower wilted too soon, so far from anyone's eyes..."
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
platypus mascot and a differently proportioned platypus mascot give each other the stinkeye a bit

there is text that reads:

look at you, just look at you
i dont know where to look
look at you, at all of you
youve just begin to cook

so why must you const'ly berate
the progress that you've made
the skills you've garnered patiently
your cuteness, godly grade

yet here you are, you nag away
at all your little specks
it goes to decimate the work
folks do with genuflects

theyre there, you know, they like you
and they see what you ignore
youve gotta cut the whining out
a negativ'ty whore

so look at you, just look at you
cuz when push comes to shove
look at every bit of you
there's plenty there to love

you lil punkass BICH
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
looking at this makes me wanna spit thinking im gonna do this -counting- 27 more times which i know is baby work to ppl who know what theyre doing but agh
tracing over of a character from a movie, with the face redesigned to be platypus mascot
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
idk its not an opinion id demand anyone share but i think youre happiest as a pan person when you can just let yourself enjoy anything you want to ..that said, i didnt realize how much i liked that lil treasure planet jim hawkins haircut til now, i dig it..i should really model this oneday-
platypus mascot naked as she is disrobing, lowering a cloth to show her naked body
she is decidedly masculine, having a muscled lean frame, as well as a dick n bawllss
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
someone made me a very cute doodle, so i doodled something back in the pink
a vrc doodle of someone from the touhou series, and a second doodle of platypus mascot doin a little peace sign
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bluh im not used to doing like..../animation/ animation
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
met a lady today, we had a nice talk
a croc lady with various lifting their top a bit to show their netted top
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
more self therapy
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
platypus mascot sits atop a bag of some kind whilst strangers are fucking some distance behind her, which she can definitely hear, and which she apparently likes

there is text about platypus mascot being a weirdo
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
platypus mascot standing casually and smiling

she provides gentlye encouragement to the reader to have a good day!

she's having a pretty bad headache today but that's ok! she's glad you're still here trying!
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
platypus mascot is holding a video game controller, but notices the end isnt plugged into anything

there is text that can be summed up as "she feels weird because she hasn't been playing many video games lately because she's mostly been doodling for herself or for work, so its a little worrying because it makes so much sense that its bothering her"

ehh idk i do feel like i wanna work still tho, ill see what happens
hopefully i dont overwork myself and end up with another carpal scare, but we'll see what happens

cant live in fear
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a doodle of a friends of a friend with friend
  two characters relaxing, one in the lap of the other, as they look at a strip of photos of the two of them
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
someone wanted to trade silly doodles with me
a protogen and platypus mascot are doing pictures of each other
the protogen has drawn platypus mascot as the mona lisa
platypus mascot did her best and drew a toaster
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
platypus in a drunken(?) stupor rambling at her own heart, telling it its useless, but eventually ending in a moment of clarity in which she embraces her heart, accepting her faults and the unfortunate circumstances she's been given in life. it'll be okay.
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
platypus mascot sits quietly in seiza position with a cup of tea

there are words but its mostly her ranting and being existential about the concept or space or whatever; she doesnt really have a point, like most philosophers

she does say that she should get laid tho, thats always relevant and true
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a happy bday to thee, @bajableat.bsky.social get touched, as requested!
platypus mascot licking hungrily over a goats big long cock while jacking herself off, both of them nude
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
sometimes life gives you one of them "oh you get the SPECIAL flavor of introspective psychosexual dread today"
platypus mascot sits confused whilst pondering two weird things that happened today that are making her wonder how people actually view her as a person if theyre both comfortable and not comfortable enough interacting with her the way they did in the two different situations

most likely she's overthinking it/conflating things that didnt mean anything as big as what she thought they did

she almost definitely is
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lil belated happy bday doodle! ill always remember them being there for me pretty early in my "career" supporting me, ive always been grateful <3
a vixen in a fullbody suit and a jacket doing a flip
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Miss @missingplatypus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
looks into your eyes like this while requesting two fitty
platypus mascot with a significantly different design where she's panting gently and clasping fingers with someone, looking at them with a soft blush and shiny eyes
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