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@missileproofed.bsky.social
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fuck it. this MC | late 20s | he/they | 🔞 mcmissiles alt. occasional nsfw and shitposting too stupid for main. who even knows babey. mcmissiles @ ao3

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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
you're bold to ask that I follow you... but perhaps I will, if only for a time...
a drawing of sepulchure from dragonfable (with his book 3 design). he's glaring skeptically to the side. his eye is glowing red.
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
it's happened before with slightly more normal posts but this in particular is Demolishing me
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
but why though.
1 like: Liked By Chiitan (@chiitan.love)
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
sepulchure's transgender dick rights revoked by the shadowscythe this is so sad can we get zero likes
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
you called it how the fuck did you call it
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
reawakening this acct to say this is the SECOND TIME THIS MONTH that the star app has prescribed me emotionally vulnerable maritime knotting where the emotion in question is exclusively shame
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
ME hello I forgot I only followed your side on this acct lmao my friend code is 80812935
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✨ achilles king | RED out now @hellostarshine.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
pussy from a man who is troubling and mysterious
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
sounds like a duel
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
dimitri who has been vividly fantasizing about byleth killing him for years absolutely demolished when byleth just wants to like. be close to him, quietly
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
if the world were just I would have sharp teeth :/
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
how many times will I make this exact post here.
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
teeth
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
lrp me drawing burakhovsky where danko's shirt is open and he's got a little bit of subtle cleavage showing who said that
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ruuari @ruuari.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
trans man characters being able to not wear a binder around their partners is so intimate and special and romantic
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
yeah I'm not about to entertain dating anyone if they expected a ~normal~ romantic relationship or whatever. I don't have that kind of energy
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
oh I'm like 1% serious, there are less than a handful of people on earth who I'd even vaguely consider doing more than flirting with as a joke. but I don't do even that as much as I could lmao
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
(am I aroace. SORT OF. KINDA YEAH. don't WORRY about it)
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
from time to time I think I could be a bit of a slut if not for several complicating factors not least of which are fear and being of niche appeal at best and having no evidence to support this theory
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
w
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
the world at large doesn't need or want to know the specific link my new choker is fastened on I promise
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
normal enough not to make a series of weird out of character posts on here abnormal enough to post that I am thinking abiut posting them but deciding against it
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
look it's important to be efficient here.
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
“You don’t need to,” said Byleth, still managing to sound confused. “Mine is big enough.”
Felix blinked. He opened his mouth to argue, but every argument fell apart before he could make it. It didn’t make sense to waste time and effort pitching two tents and losing two erections when one would be enough.
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
so I was actually literally talking about camping, but thanks
search result page:
What is the opposite of "pitching a tent"? - WordHippo
An antonym for pitching a tent is losing one's erection. Find more opposite words-
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
whoever gave me the potion of being run over by a truck and living that did actually help so thanks
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
unrelatedly does anyone have a potion that lets you survive being run over by a truck 47 times I think if I did that I'd feel a lot better
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
the best thing about never acknowledging or expressing that you have emotions at all let alone what they are is that It doesn't matter <3 it makes them not Exist it works <3 haha
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
horror of my own being
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
gets bitten in half by the
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I've had half an idea in my head about dimitri accidentally hurting byleth during sex and it being A Whole Thing for like. years. but I haven't quite made it solidify into anything so far
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
"winner of the smallest dick at the county fair" and other phrases beamed into my mind from sources unknown
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
if I were 1% braver as an artist,
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
teeath
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
no one hears my words no one appreciates my thoughts. nor should they
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
help me
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
those fucking plague doctors doing something
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
dankovsky tdick
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
burakhovsky biting each other
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
she is fast. thorough. and sharp as a tack. she's touring the facilities. and picking up slack. I want a girl with a short cock and a secondddddddd longerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr cock
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
dimitri tdick sorry I thought I had more of a post but it's gone
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
biteable behavior
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
dimitri tdick sorry I thought I had more of a post but it's gone
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
thank you for the suggestions tumblr but I am not the butch pervert with a femme gf you seem to believe I am. not a bad thing to be but not accurate to my life and truth thanks
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
my entire tumblr dash is suddenly flooded with random hornyposting Based On Your Likes and I have to play detective to see which seemingly unrelated post I liked to cause this
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
harrowing really.
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
oh I love it. I think byleth's propensity for doing favors Just Because freaks him out early on in their relationship but eventually they're just being good to each other and sort of acting like there's a score to be kept
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
when you're Trying to stay one step ahead or at least maintain even ground in this relationship but nothing you can think of does more for your partner than just letting them do exactly what *you* want. what are you supposed to do with that
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
this is also true of dimiyuri
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I think whether yurileth does or does not work comes down to the angle at which yuri's Thing about being in debt intersects with byleth's quiet but dedicated service kink
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