you're bold to ask that I follow you... but perhaps I will, if only for a time...
his rugged... Artifact
@missileproofed.bsky.social
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fuck it. this MC | late 20s | he/they | 🔞 mcmissiles alt. occasional nsfw and shitposting too stupid for main. who even knows babey. mcmissiles @ ao3
![tumblr post by deadn0w:
[shouting emoji] [megaphone emoji] PUT THAT MAN IN LACE UNDERWEAR.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3iigliwjl6offvq7v73jk3lv/bafkreiaktjuy5xp3pvyumwd2u7jb2pzn7xk3jaeukzopmb6e4ejfg6gkqm)
![an eight-panel comic titled A Dream I Had One Time.
panel 1: a man (me) walks into a room and says "hey I had a question about uh"
panel 2: the walls of the room he's just entered are plastered with ahegao posters.
panel 3: there are plastic figures of furries in bondage hanging from the ceiling.
panel 4: the man surveys the scene with dawning discomfort.
panel 5: he looks at the desk in front of him and says "uh."
panel 6: the man he's come to see looks up at him disdainfully and says "well at least I'm not a fuckin [my last name] about it"
panel 7: the first man stares at him with a shocked grimace.
panel 8: I wake up in my bed with the same shocked grimace.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3iigliwjl6offvq7v73jk3lv/bafkreicmwdyw2iqaopltzwi2f5pxnctn7rxtcg6rdbxqsxkilozx7bfs6y)
![drawing of byleth and dimitri. byleth is naked and blindfolded, sitting back with a relaxed expression saying "put my [censored] in the [censored]." dimitri is wearing a shirt and leaning over byleth, blushing heavily and looking off to the side saying "ok I think, we are reaching yellow, for me"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3iigliwjl6offvq7v73jk3lv/bafkreidjcih4q7n2kq7ewcapn5uaomyvvg3mkuxunso35lpkpqpjzs5jtq)
![Clowns paint pain onto other clowns faces so their eggs can't use other clowns pain in the same egg. There is a registry of the United States.
[Three pictures of eggs painted with clown faces, edited to look weird]
Ultrafastclowns.tubofcorn.[clown face]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3iigliwjl6offvq7v73jk3lv/bafkreigg6oartjwjt5m6vfwmaocvmr334amdxvshqzqvmpeqa3h22wk5ou)
![discord message from "by the femurs of he-man":
nothing makes my legs and dick colder than millet seeds
[a series of letter reacts spell out TRUE!!]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3iigliwjl6offvq7v73jk3lv/bafkreiej4x7tuc6hc2vf6oqyiokyj7hbzvbypy7zympf2sbt6pd7tgly2i)
![her: [making a nice breakfast]
her tiddies: SLSPGLSCPLSPSNPCPSPLPPSPCLSPFLPLPSPLPLSDPLSPPXLPCSPLCPSLP
"She whipped the eggs in a bowl, to fix the omelet, adding plentiful ham and cheese and she prepared coffee and toasts for herself; juice, butter, jam and cakes completed her meal. During her movements, the massive, heavy boobs were flopping all over her chest, slapping noisily one against the other."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3iigliwjl6offvq7v73jk3lv/bafkreieaevas73imqhxqusdjnwrbtw2qchegmz4jextohehp6l4hl5isau)
![trans-parenting:
[picture of a corner of a flyer reading October 3st]
September is cool and all, but who's ready for OCTOBER THIRST?
trans-parenting:
Almost missed reposting this piece of history...
Happy October 3st, friends.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3iigliwjl6offvq7v73jk3lv/bafkreigwgajnih6cri7gdz63h7whp2dmbbjl4wih3e5hbswy44xtrwnmni)
![[picture of a sad man with a thought bubble containing a giant bee sandwich. his notebook is open to a drawing of a bee.]
Don't Mess with the Bee
There's no bee meat
by
RICK RAGG
illustration by JOHN](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3iigliwjl6offvq7v73jk3lv/bafkreiexd24arn6nvp7y5plenzrpo3bmaxtb6jcten3qlnx5uyph3qrksq)