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@missileproofed.bsky.social
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fuck it. this MC | late 20s | he/they | 🔞 mcmissiles alt. occasional nsfw and shitposting too stupid for main. who even knows babey. mcmissiles @ ao3

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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
you're bold to ask that I follow you... but perhaps I will, if only for a time...
a drawing of sepulchure from dragonfable (with his book 3 design). he's glaring skeptically to the side. his eye is glowing red.
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
sepulchure's transgender dick rights revoked by the shadowscythe this is so sad can we get zero likes
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
reawakening this acct to say this is the SECOND TIME THIS MONTH that the star app has prescribed me emotionally vulnerable maritime knotting where the emotion in question is exclusively shame
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✨ achilles king | RED out now @hellostarshine.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
pussy from a man who is troubling and mysterious
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
dimitri who has been vividly fantasizing about byleth killing him for years absolutely demolished when byleth just wants to like. be close to him, quietly
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
if the world were just I would have sharp teeth :/
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
teeth
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
lrp me drawing burakhovsky where danko's shirt is open and he's got a little bit of subtle cleavage showing who said that
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ruuari @ruuari.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
trans man characters being able to not wear a binder around their partners is so intimate and special and romantic
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
from time to time I think I could be a bit of a slut if not for several complicating factors not least of which are fear and being of niche appeal at best and having no evidence to support this theory
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
w
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
the world at large doesn't need or want to know the specific link my new choker is fastened on I promise
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
normal enough not to make a series of weird out of character posts on here abnormal enough to post that I am thinking abiut posting them but deciding against it
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
so I was actually literally talking about camping, but thanks
search result page:
What is the opposite of "pitching a tent"? - WordHippo
An antonym for pitching a tent is losing one's erection. Find more opposite words-
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
whoever gave me the potion of being run over by a truck and living that did actually help so thanks
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
the best thing about never acknowledging or expressing that you have emotions at all let alone what they are is that It doesn't matter <3 it makes them not Exist it works <3 haha
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
gets bitten in half by the
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I've had half an idea in my head about dimitri accidentally hurting byleth during sex and it being A Whole Thing for like. years. but I haven't quite made it solidify into anything so far
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
"winner of the smallest dick at the county fair" and other phrases beamed into my mind from sources unknown
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
teeath
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
no one hears my words no one appreciates my thoughts. nor should they
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
help me
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
those fucking plague doctors doing something
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
dankovsky tdick
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
burakhovsky biting each other
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
she is fast. thorough. and sharp as a tack. she's touring the facilities. and picking up slack. I want a girl with a short cock and a secondddddddd longerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr cock
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
dimitri tdick sorry I thought I had more of a post but it's gone
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
biteable behavior
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
dimitri tdick sorry I thought I had more of a post but it's gone
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
my entire tumblr dash is suddenly flooded with random hornyposting Based On Your Likes and I have to play detective to see which seemingly unrelated post I liked to cause this
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I think whether yurileth does or does not work comes down to the angle at which yuri's Thing about being in debt intersects with byleth's quiet but dedicated service kink
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Shark Rocket @sharkrocket.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Anonymous asked: Please... (when you have the time💕) please draw a subby Artemy 😳😳 Give this man pets and call him a good boy!!! #Pathologic #морутопия
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
sometimes I think about my cis gay friend who was trying his Best to wrap his head around me being a man when I first came out. he would just say shit out loud trying to train himself or something. anyway one such time he pointed to me and yelled YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A VAGINA IS. and I was like ok
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
dimitri sitting to one side of felix byleth to the other and they're both resting a hand on one of his thighs under the table
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
unearthed from my ancient homegrown meme folder: treatises on kissing, I guess
GIRL:
- kiss her waist
- kiss her body
- kiss her eyes
- bite her
- look at her eyes again
- bite her face gently
- then slowly leave
it'll crazy, I promiseBEFORE YOU A GIRL:
- grab her waist
- pull her closer to your body
- look at her
- look at yourself
- look back at her
- grab an elf
- then slowly lean in and kiss her *
it'll drive her crazy, I promise

* (note: "her" refers to the elf you just grabbed)BEFORE YOU KILL A GIRL:
- grab her eyes
- pull her eyes out
- look into her eyes
- look at her lips while your biting her eyes
- look back at her eyes again
- then slowly lean in and kill her
- pull her body closer to hell
I'll drive her crazy, I promiseBEFORE YOU KISS YOURSELF:
- grab your waist
- pull closer to your body
- look into your eyes
- look at your lips while your biting yours
- look back at your eyes again
- grab your face gently
- then slowly lean in and kiss your crazy ass
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I thlammed my penith in the car door
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Morgue @violetdagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Dimitri when he’s in between someone’s thighs
A screenshot of a tweet by Hozier. The original tweet reads “Be quiet, silica gel, can’t you see I’m starving.” The tweet has been edited so it reads “Be quiet, ghosts of my dead loved ones, can’t you see I’m starving.”
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
chokers are maybe a good look for me but I will not be examining this further at this time
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Every Time We Touch I Get This Injury And Every Time We Fuck I Swear I Am God. Can't You See My Heart Will Not Falter
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
(bonking the side of my brain repeatedly) stop going to hell!!! stop going to hell!!!!!!!!!!! STOP going to HELL
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
choreographer will say things like "ok now act sexy" and I'm like "got it" and this is what we call crossing the border between Acting and Lying
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
dimihildaleth with my trans mbyleth... problematic tit size gap relationship
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
unearthed from my ancient homegrown meme folder: treatises on kissing, I guess
GIRL:
- kiss her waist
- kiss her body
- kiss her eyes
- bite her
- look at her eyes again
- bite her face gently
- then slowly leave
it'll crazy, I promiseBEFORE YOU A GIRL:
- grab her waist
- pull her closer to your body
- look at her
- look at yourself
- look back at her
- grab an elf
- then slowly lean in and kiss her *
it'll drive her crazy, I promise

* (note: "her" refers to the elf you just grabbed)BEFORE YOU KILL A GIRL:
- grab her eyes
- pull her eyes out
- look into her eyes
- look at her lips while your biting her eyes
- look back at her eyes again
- then slowly lean in and kill her
- pull her body closer to hell
I'll drive her crazy, I promiseBEFORE YOU KISS YOURSELF:
- grab your waist
- pull closer to your body
- look into your eyes
- look at your lips while your biting yours
- look back at your eyes again
- grab your face gently
- then slowly lean in and kiss your crazy ass
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
hildaleth or whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
blood
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
gentle hands or whatever
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
HOW could I forget the postcanon fic concept I had where claude tries to do diplomacy with dimitri and co. and one of his attempts at re-establishing rapport is asking to join the royal faerghan cuddle pile. dedue hard stares until he takes it back. (he may have other chances.)
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
my dimileth take of the day is that their cuddle pile could include basically any and all of their friends, probably. maybe platonically maybe not. whatever. join them
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
insane fic ideas above my Everything level
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his rugged... Artifact @missileproofed.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
dimifelileth..........................................................................
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