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Gee Willikers!

@miss-soup-witch.bsky.social
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Millennial. Dog mom. Soup Witch. Tired. Many thoughts head full. No idea what to do here, but looking for community. I delight in witticisms and the occasional philosophical comment.

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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
god i love my president (thomas j whitmore from 1996 hit summer blockbuster independence day)
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Classic Hollywood movies are so wild cus they're like *dramatized transatlantic accent* *overcomplicated gowns and mid-century furniture* *vaudeville extravagance* *sings a little racist song*
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Shear (pronounced Cher (but like how she pronounces it)) @choob.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I heard that they're packing Andrew Cuomo into a box and putting him in that warehouse at the end of indiana jones
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I'm part of the small population of people who learned about Witchbrook when it was first teased and have been waiting with anticipation for NINE YEARS.
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Jason The PPW Sound Guy also the 🐆🐻 is my champion... Sadly @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
If only good want to happen? Not to take Tylenol. It can only good happen.
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
POV you're minding your business in your winter wonderland cottage when a trio of demented children captures you and shoves you down a stovepipe into a haunted casino where an evil burlap sack starts singing a song about how fucking ugly you are
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Samantha Nye // ציפּיע 🌿 @thesamethyst.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Pronouncing MAHA like
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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I’ve Had It Podcast @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Take your ass to Cracker Barrel.
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
LOVE this
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
The only influencer I'm interested in being influenced by is Ruby Rhod. Thank you for your time.
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JohnnyMangu @johnnybarbu.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
It ain't going away, no it ain't going away....
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Reclaim The Flag @reclaimtheflag.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Can we blow this up? 😉
Modified lyrics to the song "Phony King of England" from Robin Hood (1973).

The world will sing of a U.S. "King"

1000 years from now!

And all because he broke the laws

And had that orange brow. 

While the Heritage folks ran rampant

with the New Crusade they're on,

We all had to slave away for that 

Good-for-nothing Don!

Incredible as he is inept,

Whenever the history books are kept

They'll CALL him the PHONY King of America!
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
If you ever feel stupid, just remember that my MAGA mom saw Hunger Games for the first time, kicking her feet and giggling because she thinks Katniss is Trump.
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Why is Babybel cheese $175/lb
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
😬
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Sean Rose the World’s Strongest @jabronisean.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face.

-Andre the Giant
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I made an incredible chicken katsu for the first time yesterday. I am so stoked that it came out as good as it did because I had high expectations!
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
TACO Little (2025) — "Hottest film of the year!" "Absolute must-see!" "I've been waiting for a film like this for years"
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Can't talk right now, feeling very emotionally raw (watching Walking with Dinosaurs and crying over the poor baby triceratops that died over 84 million years ago)
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Important ESPECIALLY if you are in a red state represented by the GOP! Demand their attention! If they won't listen, see if a Democrat congressman will come in their stead.
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🔵 Blue Man in Red OK 💙 @bluemaninredok.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
This is a wicked easy one!
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Just set up monthly donations to both PBS + NPR!!
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
If I had a nickel for every time some guy who liked to draw grew up to be a megalomaniac fascist dictator, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Watching the whole Epstein narrative unravel is like watching someone try to shoot a layup into a 3ft-wide hoop and trip over their own untied shoelaces on the way.
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I find this all so bizarre lol. Why wouldn't they just release doctored files? I always assumed that was their plan. They could have released a photocopied sticky note saying "EPSTEIN + BIDEN 4EVER" w/ a fake signature and his base would have believed it. Instead, they've gone full torched-earth.
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𝘞𝘢𝘺𝘯𝘦'𝘴 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 🌎 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @wayneesmith.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
An image with a blue background and white lettering stating, "Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. Those who erase history intend to repeat it."
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
A former long-time friend of mine, who voted for Trump in the last election, unexpectedly reached out to vent about his horrible realization that he completely and irreversibly fucked up in supporting MAGA. Not looking for forgiveness, just looking for -
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
"PULL THE LEVER, [TRUMP]" (Trump is ejected through a trap door, directly into Alligator Alcatraz)
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Beej Cat ⓥ 🌱🐝🦉🐦‍⬛🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦☮️ @beejcat.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
If you haven’t seen a bumblebee butt today…☺️
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Happy 4th of July to the best president the United States has ever had.
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Watching the Minecraft Movie but all I can think is how much better-equipped my PC is to handle ALL of these issues. "That was my only ender pearl..." Step it up, Steve. If you don't have a chest with 30 stacks of Ender Pearls and more than 1500 diamonds on your base, you're doing it all wrong.
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Will never forget the way my mom looked me right in the eyes in 2016, after I told her about all the sexually explicit things Trump said about his then-child daughter, and said, "What are you looking for? Do you think there's anything you could ever tell me that would make me not like him?"
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/06/2025
Mamdani’s commanding performance points a clear path for Democrats in 2026: Chuck Schumer must release a rap video
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Insane that I take my dog out for a walk and come back to. Like. (gestures)
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15/06/2025
I've only seen one other person consistently sit & look like this when they don't get anything close to what they want & that person is currently jumping off my furniture in an Elsa costume.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
From coast to coast, city streets to small town squares, you showed up. And it mattered. Honored to announce: 12.1 million in attendance.
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Woke up this morning to the refreshing bliss of knowing that Donald punked himself into throwing the most uninteresting birthday party, and had to commit to sitting there for over an hour wishing he was literally anywhere else.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
This Parade brought to you by Four Seasons Total Landscaping
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Keith Olbermann @olbermann.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
So it was the "No Kings" marches versus the "No Crowds" parade
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
This is the most INCREDIBLE thing I've heard in months. I'm so proud of us, everyone who participated in whatever way they were able. This energy IS the United States that we, the people deserve and that the rest of the world deserves for us to be.
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I'm glad his parade didn't get canceled because if it had, we wouldn't be blessed with such stunning pictures as "5 people sitting on a lawn" and "trickle of tanks meandering down a deserted avenue." And we definitely wouldn't have live footage of "Donnie awakens from nap to further disappointment."
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
This would be funnier if we weren't paying for it.
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Incredible that my MAGA parent can drive past thousands of protesters and say, "I can't believe this many people are so stupid," and it doesn't occur to her that she has NEVER seen that many people in one place protesting in *favor* of DJT. They don't realize how outnumbered & unpopular they are.
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
"God, look at all these people. I can't believe this many people are so stupid." My MAGA mother, in a twist of stupid irony, whose day is being interrupted by the strength and tenacity of the thousands of protesters in our area defending HER RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS. #NoKings #Pride
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Gee Willikers! @miss-soup-witch.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Thanks, Obama!
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