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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 30/08/2026

I'm not saying the decision going United's way is unwelcome, but fuck me. VAR logic is a bit mental.

Mental gymnastics meme.

Top line:
The attacker handled the ball -> the ball went into the net -> no goal

Bottom line:
The attacker handled the ball -> the shot was off-target -> it's an own goal deflection from the original shot -> the goal... Stands?

Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 08/07/2026

If you don't have an election agent and someone gearing to organise canvassing, you're going to need one. You might end up stuck in Parliament for 3 years, but come on, it would be fucking glorious wouldn't it.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 08/07/2026

We live in the worst timeline in so many ways. But there are sometimes silver linings. The prospect of Farage being beaten by a bin. The USA getting battered by Belgium after Trump and Infantino did some shenanigans so Balogun could play in that match.

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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

In case you missed it, here's Count Binface's appearance on the BBC this morning.

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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 08/07/2026

GB News has conflated LGBTQ+ people with paedophiles – again. Ofcom isn't doing enough stop broadcasters from spreading hate. We need your help to force them into action.

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GB News includes LGBTQ+ people with paedophiles – again

Repeat of toxic trope shows Ofcom needs to step up on broadcasters who spread hate

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Belgian Red Devils @belreddevils.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Overturn this! 😎

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 07/07/2026

That's true, but you've now got Emma Hayes coaching them. Take it from a Manchester United fan, when she's running your opposition, you should be very very afraid. Under her, Chelsea won the WSL 5 seasons in a row, against some very good opposition. UEFA are coming for you, but USWNT have a shot.

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Ryan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 07/07/2026

Pausa de Humiliacion

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 07/07/2026

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *Catches breath* Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Heeeeeheheheheheheheh. And that's why you don't play fly keeper, folks. British commentators: "I don't know what he's thinking... Look away now... Wow..."

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 07/07/2026

Missed a trick. Should've made Belgian waffles for this game. Because that goal was sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 07/07/2026

I disagree on the first, but 2 and 3 we are agreed on. The interference stinks, but the players and the manager didn't ask for this chaos, no hate towards them at all. I still want you to get spanked by the Belgians, ofc, but then if you'd had Belgian waffles, you'd understand why. Mmmmmm.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 07/07/2026

This made me laugh harder than it should.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 07/07/2026

We're still salty about that one, but his second goal was probably the most beautiful goal ever scored at a world cup, so England fans got over the result (just not the damn handball).

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

[zoo] ME: what happened ZOOKEEPER: a sloth fell out of a tree ME: oh no is it okay ZOOKEEPER: idk it hasn't landed yet

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 06/07/2026

You need a combination of things: - money (that's the big one) - high-profile, influential supporters who can influence decision-makers and other high-profile influential people opaquely behind the scenes - one or more large-scale media operations willing to take up your cause We struggle on #2, #3

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 06/07/2026

It's fair to say they are both the problem. Trump for deciding to intervene - which would likely involve some funding-related threats. Infantine for having all the integrity of a wet through square of cheap toilet paper. This will end up at CAS after the fact and it will be a shitshow.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 06/07/2026

Ahem. Welcome to the conversation I will be having with myself for the next few days. I am a realist but I am also an England fan.

Meme of Phoebe talking to Joey from friends. 8 images, sequentially Phoebe speaking, then Joey. He is supposed to be repeating after her.

Phoebe: "Football is unpredictable"
Joey: "Football is unpredictable"
Phoebe: "England weren't great"
Joey: "England weren't great"
Phoebe: "We still have no right back"
Joey: "We still have no right back"
Phoebe: "England will lose to Norway"
Joey: [all caps] "FOOTBALL'S COMING HOOOOOOOOME!!!"

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 06/07/2026

If you've not seen the SNL UK sketch on Mr Blobby, it's hilarious viewing. 11/10, and actualises all of our trauma induced by Noel Edmonds and Blobby all those years ago.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 06/07/2026

England threatens to unleash Mr Blobby in response.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 06/07/2026

Naw don't sweat it we're united in our trashpile-dom, you guys are just like, a decade ahead of where we're going to be. On our current trajectory our right wing populist government will take power in 2029. Could be earlier, our elections happen more or less on the basis of vibes (max 5 years).

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 06/07/2026

Yes and we are all awake watching this sodding match.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 06/07/2026

We have neither a functioning psyche, nor a functioning government, nor a functioning society, nor a functioning transport system, nor...

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 06/07/2026

11 fucking minutes fuck my actual life.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 06/07/2026

Agree red card decision was correct and penalties were correct. Disagree on him handling the groups well, sanctions should've been brandished against both dugouts after the melee, and the officiating has been inconsistent re: yellows. But that's okay, this is a matter of opinion.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 06/07/2026

Generally speaking, if a ref is constantly sprinting up to players to tick them off, spending lots of time surrounded by groups of players arguing at him, and bouts of fisticuffs break out between the two benches, the ref has lost control.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 06/07/2026

Completely lost control of the match. In the very unlikely event that England cling on, I genuinely believe he's going to have to be escorted out of Mexico for his own safety.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 06/07/2026

Oh there it is. Abysmal challenge. No arguing with that, it's a red. England are going to have to defend this with everything they have.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 06/07/2026

Bloody hell that was very nearly a third.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 06/07/2026

All I can think is that the presence of rain briefly gave England superpowers, because even with Mexico pulling one back this is still 2 more goals than England should have scored. I mean sure, I'm happy about it, but also what the actual.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 06/07/2026

I'm pretty sure it was just so loud that we heard it across the Atlantic.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 26/06/2026

TIL! Thanks! In that case, I'll be rooting for Turkiye and the Aussies with a whole heart XD

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 26/06/2026

It's niche, but if Turkiye win and Paraguay lose, Turkiye take third and are ahead of Scotland on GD. I was hoping the Socceroos would take a 2 goal margin against Paraguay and give Scotland a very small chance, but if the USA lose it makes no difference (to the Scots) how the Paraguay game goes :/

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 26/06/2026

I mean kudos to Turkiye tho they are bossing it. I want Scotland through but also I really, really want the USA to lose, so this is a dilemma for me (this only comes into play if Paraguay lose though).

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 14/06/2026

You can go ahead and put England last now. Trust me.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 16/07/2025

Sportsky! We have a spare ticket available for the Women's Euros France v Germany match in Basel on the 19th (Saturday). Ticket at face value, think it was £20. You will be seated next to 2 English football nerds. Reply if interested.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 10/07/2025

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers. And use alt text!

A picture of the Buffy bot from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (note: the Buffy bot is also played by Sarah Michelle Gellar, it's very much just a picture of Buffy with a slightly manic smile).

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 14/05/2025

Hello from your dog's seeming clone (this was 5y ago so yours must be a younger model).

A puppy lies, sleeping, using a cat as a pillow.

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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 09/05/2025

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 10/05/2025

"The last one misrepresented her medical education, sir." "Fine, fuck it. Get me someone with NO medical education." ^^ genuinely think that's how it went

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 10/05/2025

Tonight I saw Jane Krakowski live in person on a stage and it reminded me that I am incredibly lucky to be able to just go and do and see things. As much as I hate this city, London does have a lot going for it. But I'm very glad to be going home from it again.

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