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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 30/08/2026

I'm not saying the decision going United's way is unwelcome, but fuck me. VAR logic is a bit mental.

Mental gymnastics meme.

Top line:
The attacker handled the ball -> the ball went into the net -> no goal

Bottom line:
The attacker handled the ball -> the shot was off-target -> it's an own goal deflection from the original shot -> the goal... Stands?

Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 06/07/2026

Ahem. Welcome to the conversation I will be having with myself for the next few days. I am a realist but I am also an England fan.

Meme of Phoebe talking to Joey from friends. 8 images, sequentially Phoebe speaking, then Joey. He is supposed to be repeating after her.

Phoebe: "Football is unpredictable"
Joey: "Football is unpredictable"
Phoebe: "England weren't great"
Joey: "England weren't great"
Phoebe: "We still have no right back"
Joey: "We still have no right back"
Phoebe: "England will lose to Norway"
Joey: [all caps] "FOOTBALL'S COMING HOOOOOOOOME!!!"

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 10/07/2025

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers. And use alt text!

A picture of the Buffy bot from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (note: the Buffy bot is also played by Sarah Michelle Gellar, it's very much just a picture of Buffy with a slightly manic smile).

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 14/05/2025

Hello from your dog's seeming clone (this was 5y ago so yours must be a younger model).

A puppy lies, sleeping, using a cat as a pillow.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 01/04/2025

At times like this, I'd like to introduce you all to my favourite tattoo. It reads "wwld?" and it stands for "What Would Lisbeth [Salander] Do?". Often the answer when facing an injustice is "crime". I used to view it as advice never to follow but, er... Maybe we should follow it a bit more

Wrist tattoo, in Caleb Mono (I think) font, reads "WWLD?".

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 30/03/2025

I don't think I have ever seen a cat pummel herself to sleep with her own tail before while purring.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 19/02/2025

I stopped posting a nice thing daily because life kinda started kicking me in the bollocks repeatedly. However. Here's a nice thing. It's a Lego motorcycle I built. Best birthday present ever.

Lego motorcycle (Kawasaki Ninja). Fully built.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 05/02/2025

Today's "happy things" post: Sometimes I'll be watching or reading something and I'll look down and realise a cat has curled up on me, completely without me noticing.

A small black cat with a white tuxedo is lay on a human's arm and chest.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 26/01/2025

That's a beautiful pull right there. I had this happen to me once. Best day ever.

The result of a pack opening in the Pokémon Trading Card Pocket game. A full art Pidgeot, 2 gold mews, an immersive Celebi, and a full art Vaporeon.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 21/01/2025

Here is a puppy, she is a good antidote to this phenomenon. I can also provide various distracting cats.

A small black and brown spaniel cross is lying on a yellow mat on a grey tiled kitchen gloor. Her tail is wagging and one floppy ear is bizarrely fully extended sideways, like a bat ear. In her mouth is one end of the giant toy bone, the rest of which is sticking out of her mouth in a goofy manner.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 28/11/2024

Sometimes I forget I live in a really pretty part of the world.

Photo: The sunset in the west is weakly reflected in a lake, with some scattered low clouds in an otherwise darkening blue sky, and some lights over the other side of the lake.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 16/12/2023

Behold - Christmas has arrived. This is as much as we ever put up. Bleh.

A gas fireplace with ornate surround and mantelpiece. Next to the fire is a very small Santa in a chair with some books. Hanging from the mantel are two stockings, and on the mantelpiece are a variety of items, including a small Santa cutout, a frost-effect branch of mistletoe with white LED lights, a wooden poseable hand with the thumb and forefinger straight out, with pink LED lights wrapped around it, and a blue lamp in the shape of a human head wearing a Santa hat with beard.

A 5 foot Christmas tree with lights and baubles.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 29/10/2023

My DIY costume incl gaping neck wound. To create - ordinary face paint, toilet roll, liquid latex and fake blood.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 29/10/2023

Some snaps from our Halloween setup ahead of the small party we held tonight. Great evening, great peeps, and we made the house look cool!

Dark drapes, cobwebs and spiders in a doorway

Picture of a living room decorated for Halloween with lights, ghosts, spiderwebs and candles.

Large living room decorated for Halloween with purple lights, an ornate 5-candle candlestick and plastic spiders.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 05/10/2023

Me: trying to work Cat: hoooooomin pay attention

Cat is on human's knee rubbing cheek to cheek

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 28/09/2023

Harry Potter and the Malevolent Millionaire

A WhatsApp conversation:
Person 1: Michael Gambon has died 82
Person 2: Dumbledore Dies Again
Person 3: sad face emoji, so sad
Person 1: "Dumbledore Dies Again" is this the title of the latest film
Person 2: Nah that's "JK Rowling Had No Involvement In This One, Honest Guv"
Person 2: Harry Potter and the Desperate Studio Head
Person 2: Fantastic Beasts and How To Fuck Up A Franchise
Person 2: ... I could go on

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 28/09/2023

It's 2am here in the UK and I have assembled a crack team of stouts to get me through...

5 large cans of beer, largely stouts, stacked on a bedside table

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 25/09/2023

I have two things. The first is this picture of a very cute dog...

A small dog lies on AstroTurf, panting/smiling at the camera.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 23/09/2023

Some sort of medieval thing going on in Central Manchester (the Medieval Quarter, of course). Quietly giggling at Ye Olde Fluorescent Traffic Cones.

A number people dressed in medieval peasant clothing.

The area is roped off by sticks and rope, but they have been defeated by the mud, and so the sticks are all in bright orange traffic cones to hold them up.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 10/09/2023

I have found the most uncomfortable bench in the world. Your arse and spine would have to be octagonal for this to be anything approaching comfortable.

A picture of a stone and wood bench. There are three slats 2" apart to sit on, and 2 slats 4" apart to lean back against. All slats are at different angles.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 09/09/2023

Chilling in the shade on a beautiful day* *Just out of shot is a bowl of water, because it's 28°

A small dog lies on AstroTurf, slightly panting and looking generally very happy

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 08/09/2023

Regardless of the injury, cuddles with dad are an integral part of the recovery process. Trying to get her to her regular vets this morning after initial treatment at the emergency ones last night. Expecting there's going to be a stay involved tbh. Poor wee bugger.

Small black and white cat cuddling owner (close up)

Small black and white cat cuddling owner

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 08/09/2023

Tuxedo, our little serial killer, has been through an ordeal this evening. Came home w/ serious facial swelling, bloody, a partial degloving of her lip and all teeth on her right hand side either missing or broken. We've gone vet ER, she's stable, on to regular vet tomorrow. Pic is pre-incident.

A small black and white cat, climbing on her owner

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 03/09/2023

Well that's okay, everyone is wrong sometimes :p This is Whisky and on days when I watch the football she chills, resigned, next to me, occasionally whining when I get too angry.

Dog lying next to the owner's leg, looking up at her owner

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 01/09/2023

I may be scabby, a little swollen in places, scarred as fuck, and yes there's a hole in my side (hence the dressing) but here it is: my new chest. 6 weeks after top surgery I am healing, and I have never felt or looked more like myself. Except for needing a haircut. Years of waiting, all worth it.

A trans man with top surgery scars - front on

A young man with after top surgery - more aerial view

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 31/08/2023

Manchester (in the UK) has a giant marble pebble (no one is quite sure why) and a giant bottle of vimto (a UK juice drink that is somewhat ubiquitous), because it was invented here.

A giant statue of a bottle of vimto surrounded by giant raspberries and other fruit, on a low stone circular mount in a field, which is next to a large Victorian red-brick building

A giant pebble sculpted out of marble sits on paving stones

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 23/08/2023

Today in the world of niche queer doppelgangers (no, that's not really a normal thing to be talking about you're quite right), I need to find out if @jennyowenyoungs.bsky.social and Alex Lahey have ever been in the same room at the same time...

Alex Lahey in a promotional picture for her album cover with her head thrown back singing in front of a highway

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 19/08/2023

"Gaze upon my majesty, and despair" I swear my cat thinks she's some sort of reigning monarch.

A reasonably small black and white cat is settled on an arm chair, lay down but with her head up, on a regal purple blanket, staring into the distance as if she owns all around her.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 12/08/2023

I don't think anyone wants pens but the scrappier this gets the more likely it is. Both teams so equal. The dog and I are *entranced*. WWC

A small dog watches the football lay down on a couch

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 11/08/2023

When recovering from major surgery, I can recommend using a tiny dog to help.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 05/08/2023

Me: *staying up until 5am to watch Switzerland v Spain* Dog: human y r u doing this to me Me: you could go upstairs with Amber and be asleep Dog: no, comfy here. Me: *turns off lamp to make it easier for the dog to sleep* Dog: *gets up and goes upstairs to sleep in the bed with my wife* Troll dog.

A small disgruntled dog sat in a nest of cushions and blankets on an armchair, looking directly at the camera.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 30/07/2023

This is my recovery bed (aka my couch) and it comes with a bonus pup and all the cuddles I require.

A small dog on a couch is turned round to look at the camera, slightly hidden by the blanket in front of her.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 25/07/2023

Introduce yourself with One book One movie One album One game You best believe I got this one down

The cover of Monstrous Regiment, a book by Terry Pratchett

Cover features four humans(ish) in a red military uniform on a hill, raising a pair of white long underwear tied to a stick as a truce flag, aided and accompanied by a large troll.

Poster for The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Poster has a black banground, on which is featured the title in "dripping"-effect red paint at the top, below it Tim Curry in stockings, suspenders, women's underwear, a corset and high heels, lounging inside a giant mouth. Below the mouth is the tagline "give yourself over the absolute pleasure".

Album cover for the Green Album, a cover album by various artists of famous Muppets songs.

The cover has a darker green background, on which a picture of the head of Kermit the frog has been arranged from the names of the artists in a lighter yellowish-green and the name of the album in pink (for the mouth).

The cover of Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge, a LucasArts game from the mid-1990s

The cover features the stylized title at the top, below which is a close up of a zombified pirate Captain in a red uniform, who is standing on the deck of a ship at night and holding up a voodoo doll in one hand, and a giant needle preparing to stab it in the other. There are already 3 giant needles in the voodoo doll's head. Behind the pirate and to the left, a man who looks like the voodoo doll mimics its posture, holding his head in agony.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 08/07/2023

It's pet pic time! Today, I give you the field dog, scampering about in the sunshine.

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 07/07/2023

Wassup! I'm Torran, a trans lad (he/him) from the UK - Manchester to be specific. I'm a techie, gamer nerd who reads too much, plays the guitar and has many adorable pets!

A man balancing a small dog on his shoulders

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Miscreants Abound! @miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay · 07/07/2023

I got the turn.gay domain and now I am amused and am very much enjoying my new handle.

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