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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙

@mirandarandom.bsky.social
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MAGA:🚫 Progress: Level 49 Thempress Pronouns: she/her/he/him (but online, she/her preferred) Word salad: genderfluid, coffee, plus-size, liberal, fantasy, daydream, ASMR, mascara, citrus, cats, queer, cheese, sci-fi, Kerbal, sleep, skirts, tacos

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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My hot take: I'm pro-datacenter. That doesn't mean I'm pro-rampant AI. But not every data center is AI. It IS the industry I work in, though, and I don't believe in biting the hand that feeds me.
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is a test.
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I don't post here as much as I'd like to, or as much as I did; but it doesn't mean I've lost faith in the platform. I've just gotten lazy about it, and I've been posting (mostly selfies) where I get the most reaction. I might should change this.
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The wildest thing about Trump releasing the UFO files today, is that he’s mentioned in the Epstein files over 38,000 times.
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ACLU @aclu.org · 01/05/2026
BREAKING: We're suing Louisiana officials for suspending the state's primary election after voting has already begun. On the heels of a Supreme Court decision that eviscerated protections for voters of color, elected officials jumped at the chance to disenfranchise people — we won't allow it.
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Harlow’s Musings @harlowsmusings.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Wait. Who’s filming? And why were they allowed to just stand there?
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/04/2026
Hello to the FBI/Secret Service/NSA people now monitoring this account because apparently the attempted shooter liked a few of my posts in the last month, here's a picture of my cat to get you started
Smudge, who, while all cats are inherently anarchists, is shocked and appalled at the idea of assassination
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 (I'm NOT deleting my post below 👇)
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This was posted in the new Epstein files release and removed about 20 mins later. Wonder why that is.
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Tomorrow will be Miranda's first day back in the office. I wasn't feeling it last week.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
In Illinois, ICE agents have been documented swapping license plates to hide their identity. Under Illinois law, this constitutes a Class A misdemeanor. The state has made clear that this law will be enforced. Federal agents are not exempt from Illinois vehicle and registration statutes.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Speaker Mike Johnson says his entire worldview comes from the Bible. But he’s about to kick 2 million Texans off their healthcare right before Christmas. If you aren’t loving your neighbor, then keep Jesus’ name out of your mouth.
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Driver's license: renewed. Gender marker change from M to X: complete. *does a little dance*
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Now hiring: My personal stylist. It will be a unpaid position. You tell me what I should wear, ideally based on my intended activities. I will thank you for the idea and you'll never know if I actually wear it (or even if I have what you suggest). Benefits are non-existent other than a thanks.
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Tell me why my brain had the idea to have a dream about two brothers named Dibou and Qipou, because in the dream their names were always spelled in lower case, and my waking brain (thinking about it) realized that 'dibou' becomes 'qipou' if you flip the d and the b down...
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I think I look a LOT happier and more energetic than I actually feel today. Employing a couple of hacks to achieve my look today, and no, I'm not going to say what they are. Girl's gotta have secrets, yeah? #selfie #genderfluid #visiblyqueeratwork
A woman with dark hair and glasses smiles directly at the camera. She is wearing a floral top under a dark cardigan, a headband, and a delicate necklace. She is seated in an office environment with cubicles and monitors visible behind her, along with a sign on a nearby cubicle that reads "ask me about my pronouns."
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube. Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X). *1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.” youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
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President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Shamelessly stealing outfit inspiration from my daughter today.
A full-length selfie taken in a public restroom. A person with dark hair, glasses, and dark lipstick stands in front of a gray tiled wall. They are wearing a black long-sleeved shirt with a square neckline, a black belt with a gold buckle, and dark blue flared jeans. They are holding a green phone up to take the picture, and their right hand is on their hip.
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
It's not quite spooky szn yet but I felt like being mysterious at work today.
A dark, moody, and intense portrait-style selfie. The person in the photo has long, dark hair, glasses, and is wearing a black shirt. They have dark lipstick and are looking directly into the camera. Their left hand is resting near their neck and chin. The lighting is low and dramatic, with the left side of their face and hair slightly in shadow.
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Absolutely pray, when there is a tragedy. Prayer reassures; prayer gives hope. Absolutely, you are allowed to express your thoughts, and pray, when vile people do vile things or when nature imperils people. 1/3
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Increasingly, I am amused by the utter normalcy that is my existence, at my workplace. Now, new hires are chatting me up during company events, not batting a lash at me being authentically me. 1/2
Miranda standing in a restroom at work, hand on her chest. She is wearing a ribbed sleeveless top, and has a wedding ring set on her finger and beaded bracelets on her wrist. Her hair is pulled back in a ponytail, and she is sticking her tongue out at the camera.
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
on days like today, I'd love to be in a room with trump, noem, and mtg... and a very large crate of rubber bands...
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I am wearing so much shapewear today for my own personal sense of self that I feel like I'm going to explode all over the place when I take it off. Like popping open a can of biscuit dough. I know it's not NEEDED, but it makes me feel curvy in the correct ways, and that's dysphoria-busting.
A filtered image of Miranda; she is wearing a striped blouse with a Hyrule/Triforce badge lanyard over it; head tilted a little smiling quizzically at the camera, with glasses.
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
May it be soon.
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
*chortle* heh
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I am still very much in love with tubing mascara.
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I'm not begging someone to treat me to a shopping spree, BUUUUT I wouldn't exactly turn it down, either...
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Giving away free Pride pins at my office desk, in an office that has a lot of employee support for the month but no official recognition. Fortunate: my (faux wrap neckline) dress today was gapping just a BIT much and I don't want to give a show. Now my modesty is protected by a little rainbow. 😊
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Tj. @tjeerd001.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
An image taken from Snapchat-- looking down at Miranda's legs. She is wearing a black skirt, slightly shorter than knee length, and black ballet flats. She is standing in front of a mirror, such that the image is of her legs from above and reflected vertically. At the plane of the mirror is the word 'reflect' in light lavender script.  Down the left side is the date Tuesday, 20 and the time 14:57.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/05/2025
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus? NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country HASSAN: That's incorrect
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
One thing I would chronically use AI for if necessary is to pick out outfits for me.
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
When I decide to work from home tomorrow because I don't feel like shaving tonight and I can't decide what to wear besides.
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This is why education is necessary. Also makes my technical writer heart sing with glee.
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Tony Pennino @beatnikprof.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
#MusicSky #MayTheFourth
SORRY, NERDS
5/4 1s
DAVE BRUBECK DAY
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Hello dysfunction -- I need to eat and I have stuff I can eat but even beyond making myself decide what to have, I can't make myself get up to go get it.
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Well. Once assembled, the dress I had originally planned to wear for today was a bit... short. More of a 'I'm out for a nice day of shopping' than 'I'm at work, take me seriously.' At least I had a fallback dress that I like just as much. So. Onward!
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I have no idea how I want to do my hair for work tomorrow. At least I have the rest of my outfit picked out.
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
@missmouse.bsky.social
Three rubber ducks on a counter in a school library; one is faded red, one yellow, and one blue.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
ELECTION RESULT: A team of city council members in Rolla, Missouri, have been pushing anti-LGTB policies, including a ban on drag shows and book censorship. Voters just ousted all three of these city councilors who were running for reelection, backing candidates backed by a local LGBT group.
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
This reminds me exactly of the output I'd get from a Markov chainer chatbot I knew years ago. At some point, one would have to wipe its vocabulary and start over. Kinda think we need to do that here.
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Leia🇨🇴🇺🇸 @theswprincess.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I want to point this out because it's easy to miss this detail: SCOTUS's ruling on the Alien Enemies Act is so horrifically bad that 𝗔𝗺𝘆 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘆 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁 𝗷𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁.
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This is a tokker that I need to follow. Also, my workplace standard for editing is based on AP style, but with our own localized 'this is what we do different' addendum (mostly because it's a vaguely technical field) and one of those notes is 'we use the Oxford comma.' 1/
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
3000-some-odd words of a first chapter of my 25 year long albatross is finally written. It's happening, y'all.
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
And my activity of the day is why I am reading a paper called "Chicken Husbandry in Late-Medieval Eastern England: c. 1250-1400"
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
My choice to not focus as much on caffeine yesterday has gifted me with a monstrous headache this morning.
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Today is the first day in four days I have not had iced coffee.
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Miranda 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 @mirandarandom.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
*sideeye*
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Wow, just WOW!! Looks like orange Slim Shady is at it again…👇 What. The. Actual. Fuck. ✨
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