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Founder of the Fresca Phanatics club Roseville, Minn.

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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 10h
Amazon Prime Video, fuck you for making me watch ads You are a dickhole
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 17h
A baby tortoise should be called a tortilla
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 20h
I like to play the drums Good morning, how are you, I’m Dr. Drums I’m interested in drums
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
(He did the math) He did the monster math (The monster math)
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ranking the remaining baseball cities I’ve been to 1. Chicago 2. New York 3. San Diego 4. Los Angeles 5. Cleveland 6. Milwaukee n/a: Tampa/St. Pete, Atlanta
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Phillies could have started Aaron Nola or just set the ball on a tee and hope for the best. I think they made the wrong decision
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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 30/09/2026
Patrick is a stone cold freak for dropping writing this good into the intro of what is a useful, but fairly formulaic Game 2 preview format: www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...
There’s an element to sports that sportswriters never weary of trying to capture, hacking through the kudzu of metrics and quotations to get at. It’s the paradox of a sense of overwhelming immortality, mixed with a sense of how fleeting that omnipotence is. Athletes hypnotize themselves into attaining it, fans slurp at it like a shallow oasis in the desert, writers build entire novels constructing a world to provide it. The Boston Red Sox lost a pair of games to the Washington Nationals by 15 runs around the end of June, and then seized that invincibility and held it for more than five full weeks, enjoying a run almost unparalleled in the history of baseball. It was like snorting cocaine while on a runner’s high after finding out you’d aced a college final and fallen in love, all at the same time.

Unfortunately, that time happened to be July, and by the end of September it was a happy memory. Baseball took that perfect month and chewed away at it with its sharp little teeth, as it always does, pulling at hamstrings and snapping bones. And on Tuesday, the capricious and hateful gods of baseball took it and provided it to one Ben Rice, handed him the thunderbolts to strike the heroes down. For one day it was the Yankees who were invincible, led by the league’s best pitcher and a hitter whose resting face might best be described as vague concern, even as their captain stood with his elbows on the dugout railing. The New York Yankees are now, today and only today, the greatest team in baseball. But maybe not tomorrow. The gods need fresh meat.
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Batting third for the mighty Yankees, a guy with 13 home runs and a .716 OPS
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well judging from the action so far it looks like we’re headed for a Braves-White Sox World Series
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t know much about religion but I know that if you wear shiny pants to work you are going to hell
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don’t you just hate rising Treasury yields
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We see you’re trying to open a document. Would you like it to open in your web browser, where you won’t be able to use any of the tools you usually do, or would you rather get the far superior experience of the desktop application, where things actually work? The desk- Opening in web browser!
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That Choosing Texas song is so aggressively mediocre, I guess it’s fitting that Americans fucking love it
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jesus H. Christ, when is this bullshit going to end
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Vikings fans are soooo excited after the team’s 2-0 start! You know what that means, time to lose 41-0
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Grinder was better than half of these shows
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Grandpa, tell us about the olden days” “When I was young, if you were getting a package delivered, it would just arrive one day. You didn’t get eight emails and notifications about every tiny step in the delivery process” “Wow! And what about the Night Mutants?” “We didn’t have those either”
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The subject of this sentence is “music,” not “YENDRY,” so it literally means “YENDRY’s music was born in the Dominican Republic, raised in Italy, and has lived in many other parts of the world”
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
(watching the Equalizer): man, this guy fucking LOVES equalizing
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you know some meat sticks are kind of iffy from a freshness perspective, but you eat them anyway, and then you get sick and die, does that technically count as suicide? Would hate to nullify my life insurance policy
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Shift+Ctrl+arrow shortcut for highlighting text on a PC is so clutch, it’s life changing if you’re always futzing with words
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You know that thing where you’re using an unfamiliar salt shaker, or one that you know pours quickly, and you shake some into your hand first then sprinkle the amount you want on the food to make sure you don’t over-salt it? I invented that
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They shouldn’t have put all the Hulu stuff on Disney+. I want to keep my shit separate
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I give them some props for never explaining why that asshole cop had a black eye the entire season. Sometimes people have black eyes and it has nothing to do with the crazy events they’ve gotten mixed up in
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reacher, while being cut to pieces by a woman one-third his size: I don’t understand why this isn’t going better for me
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Twins up 2-0 on the Yankees after 5 innings. I think this is the part where the Yankees score 7 unanswered runs
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Reacher season finale had better be at least 60% Reacher beating the shit out of bad guys. I’m not here to watch Reacher think. I basically want 35 minutes of the bowling alley scene from earlier this season
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Hollywood Steve Huey @hollywoodsteve.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Merriam-Webster's dictionary defines yacht rock as..." we are officially official
Screenshot of Merriam-Webster Instagram post reading: "Yacht rock (noun): SOFT ROCK, especially: a style of soft rock music originating in the 1970s and 1980s." Footer: "New words & definitions 2026." Instagram caption from Merriam-Webster account: "New words just dropped"
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 15/09/2026
Stephen Root has won Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for ‘WIDOWS BAY’ at the Emmys.
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I hate it when there is a fell voice on the air
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Remember that time when those guys crashed those planes into some buildings on purpose? That was fucked up
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They should reboot the Garbage Pail Kids with modern characters like Eddie H.D., MAGA Maggie, iPatty, Brian Rot, Annie Vaxxer and Goon Cave Gary
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026
REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today is the worst day of the best of your life
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If somebody asks you “French’s or Plochman’s,” you gotta go Plochman’s
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Started rewatching Lost. I forgot how legitimately great this show was
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Odelay is 30 years old now. That’s how old Sgt. Pepper’s was in 1997 I Am Old Now
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Saw this dipshit out at the Fair. It’s convenient that you can now instantly spot an idiot because they’re proudly flying the old state flag. Their whole lives are about petty grudges and imagined grievances
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Well it would seem the Twins have entered the “wheels falling off” portion of their season
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Starting to think that nothing actually happens when I press the “report spam” button
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Aw man
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
80 year olds die all the time. Dolly Parton. Alex Trebek. Marlon Brando. Mary Tyler Moore. Totally unrelated thought: the president is 80
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If I went on Alone I’d tap out on day 3 after falling and breaking my arm while having diarrhea in the snow
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Detective fiction should be called False Crime
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Michelle Tafoya thinks the cherry in the Spoon and Cherry is a REAL cherry, and one time she tried to eat it, but then she realized it was metal, and even though it wasn’t actually edible, she called out “mmmm, delicious” to save face
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dial m for murderousness @minndb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
There is a certain kind of TV show in which a character who goes to Philadelphia will eat two cheesesteaks in the first 20 minutes. And Reacher is that kind of show
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