An evil ice cream man (Ari Millen) turns a town’s children into adult-killing monsters in this slasher flick they should have called Children of the Cornetto. Ice ice lazy. In a cynical attem…

Saturday 3rd of October Substance at the Spice of Life Featuring – Naked Yoga + The Hackenbackers The Spice of Life is a Soho landmark, historic music venue and is in the heart of London's West...

After Randy from My Name Is Earl (Ethan Suplee) loses control of an unmanned freight train full of toxic chemicals, it is up to veteran railroad engineer Frank (Denzel Washington) and rookie train …

A married couple (Rosamund Pike and Matthew Rhys) get a panicked phone call from their daughter (Megan McDonnell) saying she’s had a car accident in a forest, in this 2025 horror flick they s…

When Lucy’s (Johnny Sequoyah) pet chimpanzee gets rabies, her homecoming party turns into the bloodiest night of apes since Night of the Bloody Apes. In memory of Jane Goodall. After directin…

Irish hitmen Ray and Ken (Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson) are sent to Bruges in this black comedy they should have called Low Countries for Old Men. Goodleffes Martin McDonagh’s 2008 debut…

Tasked with rebooting a 1980s slasher franchise, Ava Daniels from Hacks (Hannah Einbinder) enters another complex relationship with an older woman (Gillian Anderson) in this indie oddity they shoul…

A young woman (Souheila Yacoub) battles her demonically possessed in-laws in this Evil Dead sequel they should have called Deady or Not. The Evil Bed If Evil Dead Burn can be summed up in a single …

A film with two inaccurate titles, Saw 3D AKA Saw: The Final Chapter is no longer in 3D and has as much claim to finality as Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter or Resident Evil: The Final Chapter. …

Claiming to be “based on real events” (which means it absolutely is not), Them follows a French couple (Olivia Bonamy and Michaël Cohen) in a country house in Romania, whose romantic me…

Released the same year as Jeepers Creepers, this 2001 horror movie follows a pair of brothers (Paul Walker and Steve Zahn) who mess with the wrong truck driver in a CB radio-based prank. They shoul…

Three-piece **Temporal Comet** create a mix of indie/ prog-rock, with dark, atmospheric synths. This floaty, psychedelic sound is often compared to David Bow...

Taken meets Tekken in this martial arts movie about a mute man (Xie Miao) rescuing his daughter (Yang Enyou) from child traffickers. A load of rubbish. From its opening title card, ‘Somewhere…

Christopher Nolan delivers the long-awaited sequel to the Iliad in this fantasy epic they should have called Troy Story 2. “Do you know any ABBA songs?” It takes a beat to get used to T…

A barely functioning couple (Olivia Wilde and Seth Rogen) invite their sexually liberated upstairs neighbours (Penélope Cruz and Edward Norton) over for Wilde’s most awkward dinner party sinc…

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Following the success of Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett’s brilliant horror/comedy Ready or Not, Searchlight Pictures asked them to shoot another script, whether it was ready or not. …

Nature-loving Mabel (Piper Curda) stumbles into the “Hoppers” programme, where a team of benevolent scientists hook themselves up to robotic animals so they can interact with local wild…

Matt and Jay try to get a show at the Rivoli… Barenaked Frayed Knees Canadian cult comedy TV series Nirvanna the Band the Show is almost impossible to describe, even though every episode foll…

In this 2010 thriller, terrorists do to Ryan Reynolds what anyone who has seen Green Lantern wishes they could: bury him alive in the desert. “I can use my illuminated phone screen to look at…

After sticking it to corrupt property developers in Saw V, John Kramer AKA Jigsaw (Tobin Bell) sets his sights on callous health insurance executives in Saw VI, before hopefully moving on to greedy…

When flying over the Bermuda Triangle, Air Force One is attacked by giant sea tentacles, in this 2014 Syfy channel original that finally answers the mystery of what happened to Linda Hamilton. &#82…

Ten years before Ghost in the Shell, Mamoru Oshii got his first taste of shell-based sci-fi in this 1985 anime about a girl (Mako Hyōdō) protecting a big egg, presumably in case she grows up to be …

When a lovesick loser (Michael Johnston) wishes his crush (Inde Navarrette) would fall madly in love with him, he unwittingly unleashes a curse that makes Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau look li…