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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Trump is also set to rename his hair. It's no longer artifical hair. It's now called super hair.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I hear Ed Sheeran's next album will be called Ctrl Z.

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

King Charles inherited £650m tax free, gets £354m a year tax free from the tax payer including £132m personal spending money and has an estate worth £22bn that’s never taxed. Like if he needs a pay cut. RT if you want the Monarchy gone. #NotmyKing

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

By coincidence, Shape of You is also a war crime. #Macklemore

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Farage wins Clacton by-election. Parliamentary standards watchdog resumes investigation into his donations. Farage resigns as an MP again to trigger another by-election.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Moving from Starmer to Burnham is like changing the lead singer in a band. He sounds much stronger and writes better lyrics. But question marks surround the skill of the supporting musicians and keeping the old bassist with worrying tendencies.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Reports from inside the MetLife Stadium: Salt Bae is getting kitted up and hoping to retain the trophy. #worldcupfinal

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

"In return for the historic loan, the British Museum is sending prized items from its collection, including one of only four complete helmets." The complete helmet is pictured on the left. They can keep the austerity shitbag. #BayeuxTapestry

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Removal van at Downing Street. A bishop takes a knight.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Just announced: Nigel Farage will perform a rendition of Candle in the Wind at Ann Widdecombe's funeral in the latest attempt to distract attention from questions about dodgy donations.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

On my way, Clacton.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

If I had a minor superpower, it would be to disable the loudspeaker on phones used on public transport. Awful, awful twats everywhere.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

In Three Lions, the years of hurt line takes on a sinister new meaning. #england #60yearsofhurt #threelions

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

🎶 And I would take five mil'yun pounds. And I would take five mil'yun more. Just to be the man that hides And refuses to take questions anymore. 🎶 #farage #fivemillionfarage With apologies to The Proclaimers.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

It doesn't matter if Musk becomes a quadrillionaire, it won't repair his gaping internal void. Plus everyone will still think he's a dick.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Musk won't be the world's first trillionaire. Everyone knows that Mr Burns already beat him to it.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Isabel Oakeshott has the vocal delivery of a wooden child actor with a minor role in a cancelled CBBC series that no one remembers.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

A reminder that after the Brexit vote, Farage fled the scene of the crime, then grew a moustache to conceal his identity.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

If you listen very carefully this morning, you will hear Wes Streeting shitting his pants. Rayner has obviously been saving this announcement for optimum impact.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

If we get a Streeting vs Starmer leadership election, I would be tempted to rejoin the Labour Party, vote for Starmer. Then likely cancel my membership again.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Jess Phillips successfully managing to do some self-promo in her resignation letter. "PS. I wanted a bigger job."

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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Wes Streeting would be the final nail in Labour's coffin. More neoliberalism, more privatisation, more austerity, more grovelling to economic power, when we desperately want change.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Catherine West to launch her Labour leadership campaign today with the potential slogans: Go West West We Can West is Best Laser West Westington World of Adventure Return to Westeros

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Wes Streeting is apparently preparing a challenge for the Labour leadership. All that stands in his way are his unpopularity and inherent unlikeability. Starmer might even stand a chance.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

@mrjamesob.bsky.social If politics doesn't work out for Kemi Badenoch, she'd make a cracking gameshow host.

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Tara Skurtu @taraskurtu.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Poem by Andrea Cohen.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

This lady scared this shit out me when I was four years old. Morgrim was also terrifying.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

The look they were going for in this new Smithsonian portrait: Angry old man using a zimmer frame.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

If this doesn't get Trump the Nobel Peace Prize then nothing will.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

If you're wondering what Captain Tom's daughter is up to these days, she's joined Kasabian.

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Dave Lee @davelee.me · 19/09/2025

Dutch late night TV has its take

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Turns out AI really stands for Annoying Interference. Stop putting it everywhere. Every day use cases are largely irritating and pointless.

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

it's real support from actual racists

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

If Kneecap are ever forced to change their name, they should be called Néecap.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Take That's profile pic on Spotify is hilarious. Gary has indigestion after a pub lunch half-way on a country walk. He doesn't know if he can continue. Gary: I knew that Ploughman's was a mistake. Mark: Take your time. Howard: Looks like it's going to rain, anyway. We can do the rest another day.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

That's it. Edinburgh Fringe is over for 2025. To commemorate this, I recreated the ending of Breaking Bad. You can watch it on my Instagram account here: www.instagram.com/reel/DNx9V05...

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Today, I had more Edinburgh Fringe punters in via @mrjamesob.bsky.social. They helpfully identified themselves with their quiz team name 'The James O'Brien Appreciation Society'. I also had a five-star review published today: broadwaybaby.com/shows/alex-l... 21 shows now done, three to go.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

If you take one thing home today... ... you may be a shoplifter.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

UK police have now started seizing Palpatine action figures. They come with a walking stick too.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

I had my first confirmed Fringe punter today who came from my appearance on Mystery Hour via @mrjamesob.bsky.social. Although he failed to correctly answer who invented darts. Which is, of course, the Earl of Dartmouth. How To Win A Pub Quiz runs until 25 Aug. www.thestand.co.uk/fringe/2427/...

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Part stand-up, part actual pub quiz. Bigger and earlier than ever, quick-witted Alex Love is back with more trivia to split the audience into teams to compet...

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James E @jamese1967.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

@alexdlove.bsky.social great craic at How To Win a Pub Quiz at Stand 1 this morning. Our 3rd attempt and we came a close second! And I got the Colossal Squid question wrong…AGAIN!!😫

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Ridley Scott's career really went downhill with the original Hovis advert.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

What is the meaning of this? Tempting Tattie in Edinburgh has had a makeover and removed The Richard Herring from its menu. Massively disrespectful to man who has dedicated so much time to eating baked potatoes there @herring1967.bsky.social

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

@mrjamesob.bsky.social It is I, Alex of the strange foot question fame. I'm taking a trivia-based show to Edinburgh Fringe next month called How To Win A Pub Quiz. It's part stand-up, part actual pub quiz. I think Mystery Hour fans will like it Here's more info: www.thestand.co.uk/fringe/2427/...

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Part stand-up, part actual pub quiz. Bigger and earlier than ever, quick-witted Alex Love is back with more trivia to split the audience into teams to compet...

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Nice try, Jumanji. But I know your game. (Getting trapped inside for decades.)

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Keir Starmer is the political equivalent of a bed sheet that absorbs the smells of whatever it comes into contact with. From Reform, it's stale ale and cheap cigarettes. From the Labour right, it's various types of mouldy excrement from 2010.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I queued for hours for an Oasis ticket for Edinburgh, but didn't succeed. It cost some people thousands. I'm not missing out. I may also lose thousands from the Oasis gig due to the extreme accommodation costs stopping people from going to the Fringe and seeing my show. #edinburghfringe

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Thanks again for Brexit, you tits. The queue for non-EU/EEA passports at Amsterdam I am currently stuck in. Brought to you by Nigel Farage and Question Time. These shall hereby be known as the Farage Queues.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

In my reporter days, every time I went to a parish council meeting, they had a hidden agenda. I hid it to try and get them to stop talking.

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Alex Love @alexdlove.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

While Andor is up there with some of the very best of Star Wars, I am gutted they never went to Dantooine. And we still haven't seen it in live action. Mainly because of all the countless hours I've spent pissing about on there on KOTOR.

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