Reposted by (Comms Open) BullPrintSoda

what sucks about being a skunk is the constant need to "mark your friends with your scent"
talking to a friend, and I keep thinking about farting on them... making them reek of my ass
my stomach gurgles and my ass rumbles
I need to fart... I need to fart on them... I NEED to fart in their face...