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Zaycalibur 💨

@zaycalibur.bsky.social
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Dms Open… don't link both accounts in one post please... I’ll suffer the consequences later 💨

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kiforda @kiforda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
zang reaches out again, this time with better results
lucario is walking home from work on a rainy evening. they have their phone out and are chatting with zang. 
the chatlog is as follows:
zang: im so sorry 😿
lucario: its fine.
zang: sorry again
[Today 20:13]
zang: is today a better time?
lucario: yeah. lets get something to eat first
zang: 😺🍔🍑zang and lucario are eating burgers at a fast food restaurant. lucario barely fits in the booth and has bent the table a bit. they are talking about stuff. the talklog is as follows:
lucario: 🍟🆗
zang: 💨🙀🚻
lucario: ☑💯
zang: 🫪
zang is pointing towards the restroom door.
a big tady is advertised on the self order kiosks in the back.lucario and zang in the restroom, zang pinned between lucario's massive ass and the wall, and lucario is farting heavily, clouding up the whole room. zang's travel bag lies on the floor. they are notably not inside any of the stalls, as they simply would not fit.lucario and zangoose get walked in on by an unsuspecting customer of the restaurant. lucario and zangoose both look flustered. lucario was unable to stop farting in time, not that it would make much of a difference with how fogged up the room already was. the customer is all like "dude what the fuck"
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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CW #fart yuuuup. yuuuuuup
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XOR but loud‼️🔞🔞🔞 @xorbutloud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
thingy with @gatoafterdark.bsky.social's Mayex! i'm so normal about him, i had to draw this cat and his fat ass <3 #nsfwart #furrynsfw #fart #cleangas #fartfetish
CW FART / CLEAN GAS
Mayex the cat, sitting and blastiiiing
hi :3
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🎃Spooky Comm: OPEN! (5/3 slots)🍂 @creamspark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
CW// Gas 🍑 💨
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Zaycalibur 💨 @zaycalibur.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#fart #cleanfart #quad I didn’t even give this back blaster any berries- IT’S NOT MY FAULT!!!
A large Arcanine with a fat butt viewed from the back sitting on my fursona. His face is strained and flush with green and butt is practically quivering.The same large Arcanine blushing red with a face of pleasure and relief as he blows a high pressure reddish cloud atop my fursona. Likely a result of too many berries…
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Zaycalibur 💨 @zaycalibur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I need to smell someone right now!!!!
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Brapalotl @brapalotl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
CW: #fart And that's why I picked this username~ :b
A big blue axolotl with a huge butt, ripping a loud yellow toot with the written sounds of *pfffffffffrrrrrrttt* :b
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Zaycalibur 💨 @zaycalibur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh waow 200 already thank y’all for showing up and spreading the news Smiles
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Zaycalibur 💨 @zaycalibur.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#fart #freakfart (old art) Dawg- I fucking HATE THIS GUY
An anthro fox and an anthro ferret locked in an elevator viewed from the side. The ferret is knocked to the floor, back against the wall. The fox is bent over, propped against the opposite wall, butt aimed at the poor ferret’s face. He says “Seems like my butt disagreeswith my lunch” as his guts bubble…   The same Fox bites his lip as he point blanks the ferret with a THICK smog…
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Zaycalibur 💨 @zaycalibur.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#quad Having a new account feels pretty nice tho… always felt like I was pigeonholed back on main, even if I never intended on putting fart over there like woah I can just post this and suffer one (1) consequence!!!
Old rough sketch of my fursona getting his face sat on by some nondescript wolf with a huge butt…
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Zaycalibur 💨 @zaycalibur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I believe the next one should smell evil mmm yes
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Zaycalibur 💨 @zaycalibur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I won’t lie I made this account to see if my moots who I knew drew this stuff would like to see my own take on it teehee Oh and also I thought it’d be funny if I posted fart
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kiforda @kiforda.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
happy floragato farting day
huge floragato walking away with a fat ass and also farting. meowscarada's head is poking out from between their asscheeks and sprigatito is pressed between floragato's pawpad and toepads.
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PassTheBlast @passtheblast.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Zaycalibur 💨 @zaycalibur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dracozolt propaganda will continue until morale improves.
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Zaycalibur 💨 @zaycalibur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#fart #cleanfart Can y’all please stop giving Dracozolt berries—
A side view  of dracozolt bent over with its hyper ass in my sona’s face blasting a thick cloud of reddish gas.
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Foam @foamster.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Crash course in dragon toy 101.... @//m//@;; CW: #Gas, #AV, #AnalVore, #Musk, #Noncon
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Zaycalibur 💨 @zaycalibur.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s actually comical how many familiar faces are passing through here… I expected some but waow!!!
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Zaycalibur 💨 @zaycalibur.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#fart #gas #cleanfart I think Dracozolt had entirely too many berries…
Side-view of a dracozolt sitting its hyper ass down. Its butt is blowing mad ass.
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portable ac unit 💨❄️ @icywindmaxpp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
cw fart + somnophilia 💨💤 Sera snores pretty loud but his butt is way- WAIT who the heck is that?!
Sera (the glaceon) is deep asleep tightly cuddling a pillow while their giant fat gassy butt fills the room with minty fresh fumes
a mysterious braixen critter has his snoot shoved up Sera’s wobbly windy cheeks, fully taking in Sera’s signature move while holding on for dear life lol
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Zaycalibur 💨 @zaycalibur.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
By the way there will be a test, I expect everyone to know the fart lore of every single oc I have by the end of the year
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Line-Breaker @line-breaker.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
i had somehow managed to forget his ears in the second drawing. don't ask me how i managed that.
same as the second image above, but now Bitz has his ears
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Line-Breaker @line-breaker.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Bitz has a new friend who comes over just to talk about his latest conspiracy theory findings and nothing else Zay (the one underneath) belongs to @dragonfeatherss.bsky.social
Bitz sitting on top of Zay as his ass gurgles. he's holding his coffee cup while yapping constantly, portrayed as text in the background. the full text is: "Thelimestonewassourcedbyextraterrestrials, yes, buttheydidntactuallybuildthepyramids. Evenwiththeoutershellraidedyearsago, wecantellthatthebuildingtechniqueswerefromearth. However, itisstilltoomuchforhumanstoliftwithouttoolsfromthemodernday. Myproposal? Dinosaurs. AncientdinosaurspreservediniceandthawedastheydriftedfromthenorthpoleintoEgypt."same as before, but now Bitz is blasting a rancid coffee fart directly into Zay's face as he rambles about a different topic. The text in the back now reads, in full: "NowthatIthinkaboutit, weshouldhavethetechnologytoexplorehollowearthbynow. Ifitwerentforthegovernmentpreventingtheadvancementsofdrilltechnology, wedbewalkingwithancientcivilizationsbynow. Itsallpartoftheirmissiontoconcealthetruthfromus! Theyveevengottheprofessionalsfooled, itsgenuinelyimpressivethespreadoftheirinfluence. Whatsyourinput, Zay?"
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Zaycalibur 💨 @zaycalibur.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m bored and I don’t care anymore so I made an alt expect the following, and they will be tagged as such: #fart, #cleanfart, #freakfart (just to hide browns and greens if I ever draw those) #quad for quadrupeds #donut for hyper holes #ZaysWeird for whatever is too weird or freaky for main
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