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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear

@millymammoth.bsky.social
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Small mammoth of a nervous disposition. Housemate of Blueberry Bear who has a nose for mischief. Retired Girlguiding mascots. Enjoys gentle adventures, geocaching, cheese, cake, scones and chocolate. Drinks a lot of beer.

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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Human has asked me to keep Blueberry Bear out of the kitchen for the last few days. She won a blueberry pie made by a #GBBO contestant. Blueberry Bear is rather sensitive about her name, so we try not to bring actual blueberries into the house. But I have to admit, this pie smells really good... 🥧
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We went apple picking @nationaltrust.org.uk Hanbury Hall this afternoon. We might have shaken the tree a bit hard as lots of apples fell off and onto the ground 🙈 We also bought cider and honey and had cake! #SmallBearAdventures
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
While we are sad that the little Brum @camraofficial.bsky.social mini beer festival was cancelled, we did not object to a night out at Brum Brew Co for their mini beer festival. And after that, we headed to Cloak and Dagger PUB for more beer! #smallbearsneedbeer
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We're out with @brumbeerbabs. We're having a beer tasting night and have all these beers to try. We've got this! *Stretches paws* #smallbearsneedbeer
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We got home from our whirlwind adventure last night around 9:30pm. We kind of fell asleep as soon as we got out of the bear bag. Human even left us where we were rather than tucking us into bed properly *Tuts* #SleepyBears 😴
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Train snacks for the first of 4 trains home today. We're a bit tired.... #SmallBearAdventures
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We met @bearemyted.bsky.social tonight in Cologne! 🇩🇪 We ate huge schnitzel and drank lots and lots of Kölsch! #SmallBearsNeedBeer
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We've been in Frankfurt! It's been quick, but fun! #SmallBearAdventures 🇩🇪
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We're in Bruges! We have bought chocolate, we've eaten frites covered in carbonnade flamande, we've drunk beer and most importantly, we met @hungarianbear.bsky.social and @beerbear21.bsky.social! #SmallBearsNeedBeer
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Waiting for our third train of the day. Where are we and where could we be going? #SmallBearAdventures
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We are in the Bear Bag and off on a big adventure! We have e just taken our first train and are waiting for our second. Where could we be going? #SmallBearAdventures
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Luna has been excitedly running around wearing 'the ears' that Human came with a few weeks ago. We keep trying to explain that we aren't sure if they are 'ethical ears' and haven't come from an actual bear, but she is insistent on wearing them. #nobearsharmed
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We have spent the weekend as #SteamBears at Steampunk at the Asylum in #Lincoln. We had so much fun, but are soooooo tired! Blueberry Bear is really chuffed with the new hat she bought at the market at the castle.
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
'I can't believe Human walked back in a thunderstorm tonight, Blueberry.' 'Have I ever told you, Milly, that I think our Human is a numpty?' #thundetstorm
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Not quite where we thought our adventure today would take us. Our friend is in hospital, so we made a looong diversion to visit her and cheer her up a little. We're sure Human didn't mind driving in torrential downpours! #SmallBearAdventures
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well, this is something we haven't done in a while - going on an adventure wearing our rain macks! Let's hope the thunder stays away today! #smallbearadventures #rainyday ☔
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
*mammoth quake* 'I don't like thunderstorms!' 😭 *It's okay Milly, we can just stay in the blanket fort tonight. Luna, could you bring us snacks? And maybe a bottle of Scottish single malt?' #thunderstorm #scaredymammoth #scaredybear
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
While Blueberry and I spent the weekend getting wrecked with @reddyteddy.bsky.social, NatBatlet accompanied Human to some big music events. Since we got home, she and Luna have not stopped talking about their weekends, while we both have fur of the bear and want quiet...😫
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We had a day out with friends at Belton House! We had so much fun on the adventure playground! We even had ice cream, and found a geocache! We did, however, get a bit squished by a human cub who was soooo excited to meet us. #SmallBearAdventures
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's #TooHotToBeFurry 🥵 and we are trying to beat the heat. We've had ice pack massages, ate all the ice cream in the freezer and have been having fridge spas. We gave Human a fright when she opened the fridge to make dinner and the first thing she saw was Luna! #Heatwave 🥵🥵🥵🥵
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We spent the afternoon making a pinhole viewer to watch the solar eclipse this evening. It worked! #StuffieScience
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
NatBatlet keeps jumping up and down on Luna's tummy which is making her laugh, and her laugh is so funny, that we can't help but laugh too! We also discovered that Luna is VERY ticklish! #LaughingBears
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Human's friend came to visit this weekend and brought us a surprise! While there is technically a 'No More Bears' policy in our house, Human made an exception when we found her stowing away in this bag...Meet Luna!
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Patiently waiting for our friend...or trying to be patient...
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's #InternationalBeerDay!! And what better way to celebrate than with @moleymole.bsky.social's favourite beer? #SmallBearsNeedBeer
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
We don't usually get perry, but Human had a recipe the needs she wanted to try. We thought it was best to carefully test it for 'quality control'. *hic* There wasn't much left for *hic* what she was *hic* cooking. #SmallMammothsLovePerry #PerryNotPearCider
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
'I think we got off lucky, Blueberry. It was just a sponge bath' 'Yesterday was bad enough, Milly, but now this?!' 'Human told me I had grubby tusks.' 'Shr told me that I had a grubby bum!!' *Tuts*
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
No no no no no!!!!!! Not B.A.T.H!!!!! #BathDay #BearsSayNoToBath
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
'I'm a bit worried, Blueberry.' 'It's concerning that Human came home wearing them.' 'I mean, she couldn't have...' 'I can't even....' 'She didn't...*whispers*...make these out of a bear's ears, did she?' 😱 'Please no!!!!' #BearAbuse
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
'Blimey, Milly, it's actually raining!' 'I'm trying to remember the last time it rained, Blueberry. We need it though. We really really need it.' #rain
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Dressed as pirates to attend Piratemania, our first #geocaching Mega! We completed 5 AdLabs, and found 3/3 traditionals including one we needed a looooooong pole for as we are pretty small! We It was fun and we hope to go to another one!
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Human came home with this. We were worried that this was some kind of attempt to lure us into some kind of fancy spa day, but it turns out a water main has burst. So not only are we spared any talk of B.A.T.H., we have a reason to drink beer all night! 🍻🥳🥳
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It's finally cooled down enough to bake, so we made cardamom cookies. Anyone want one? #stuffiebaking
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Out with Brum Beers Babs this evening. We only managed two before we had to take our useless Human home. Total lightweight that one! #SmallBearsNeedBeer
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It's #TooHotToBeFurry!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵 While our Human is foolishly going to her second overheated music event in two days, we are enjoying fridge spas and freezer pack massages!
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We spent the afternoon at the Colmore Row Food Festival. We had tasty jerk chicken but it was sooo busy, we thought it best to go for beer at The Wellington instead. #SmallBearsNeedBeer
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Blueberry Bear here! As a Canadian Bear, I'd like to wish you a Happy Canada Day!! 🇨🇦
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
We didn't take a lot of photos on our Montreal adventure. We spent a lot of time in the bear bag as Human walked A LOT with her friend. Visited the Biosphere, Tour de Lévi and Vieux Montréal and said Bon St-Jean to many people. Also may have drank A LOT of beer. #SmallBearsNeedBeer
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Off on the next stage of our adventure from Billy Bishop Airport. We are sad to report that the scones are quite substandard. We are clearly spoilt with @nationaltrust scones at home! #SmallBearAdventures
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
For reasons, we are not having a lot of adventures on this trip to Toronto, but we did manage to find two geocaches tonight, then treated ourselves to a @timhortonsofficial.bsky.social donut! #geocaching
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Off on an unexpected adventure to Toronto!
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
We are very excited that our favourite tap room has reopened! Welcome back @leviathanbrewing.bsky.social! #SmallBearsNeedBeer
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Took Human to vote in our local elections this morning. We still think there should be #VotesForBears though. #BearsAtPollingStations
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Human has a few days off and we are heading to Yorkshire. First things first - cayk at Bolsover Castle! #SmallBearAdventures
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
We went on a #geocaching walk today! We would some brilliant containers. 14/14, and we found our 1700th cache today!
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
*Mammoth quake* 'I hate thunderstorms, Blueberry! How are we're having them already?!' 'Climate change, surely, Milly. Even if some silly Humans don't think it's real. *thunderclap* 'Any space for me in that blanket fort?' #scaredybears #scaredymammoth #thunderstorm ⛈️
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
We made Yorkshire Parkin this evening! Would anyone like a slice? #StuffieBaking
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
We spent the afternoon riding the brand new #CampHill railway line 🚉 It opened this week for the first time since 1941. We completed an AdLab and hoped to find some geocaches, but ran into a Brum Beer Bab and decided to go to PUB instead! #SmallBearAdventures #SmallBearsNeedBeer 🛤️🚉🚅🚉🚂🚂
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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear @millymammoth.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Went for a walk in our local park this evening and the bluebells are out and the apple trees in the community orchard are starting to blossom! #spring
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Robert Falla-Louvét 🔭🪐🚀 @lanerobertlane.space · 06/04/2026
A tub of Nutella floating around the capsule. Thanks to Artemis II that's the furthest a tub of Nutella has been from Earth. #Artemisii #Artemis
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