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@millerlowlife.bsky.social
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let's talk about planes now. the pilots are flying them up too damn high. it's dangerous. I don't like it. got to make them lower testicular cancer defeater, one nut haver // union man // wife guy // 1312

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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
what are we talkin bout over here on this app lately
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
#yup
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
like mother like son
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
they need to add post notifications on this website so i can see the crazy things my wife says in real time
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mads @madsagascar.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
my husband listening in on a work call
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
i just hit the juckport
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
check this out folks
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
great. day ruined
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 02/12/2024
Confirmed: Dudes are allowed to rock again
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
boom clap
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
BEARS BEARS BEARS!
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
omg bears
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
ahhhh! baseball, baseball, he-man hit the baseball! by the power of grayskull! rip the skin off and eat the brains out the baseball!
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
and to a dog, dog food is just food
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
2 years since i became a uniballer today!!!
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
i just hit the juckport
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
#its #snowing
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
nothing makes me more mad than a jacket with an inexplicable left hand zipper. left hand zippers go to hell
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
dudes rock
a guy on a motorcycle with 2 30 can cases of pbr on his lapa sticker on the back of the bike that says "transphobe extermination squad"
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
i have a great idea everyone
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
i need $72,000
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
just found out maddie doesn’t know what 9V batteries look like???
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
do you guys think my wife will get mad if i put a motorcycle in the living room of our 3rd floor walkup
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
when i post i am posting from my big red pillar in the sky
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
good morning team
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Ed Balls @officialedballs.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Ed Balls
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nothotsjusbeans.bsky.social @nothotsjusbeans.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Y'all skeet skeet motherfuckers (motherfuckers) Y'all skeet skeet God damn (God Damn!)
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𝕞𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕤 🥀 The Big Cheese @uhmcheesedtomeetyou.com · 08/11/2024
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
killing myself
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
no way that was a damn catch
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
MY CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND DANDRE SWIFT
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
justin tucker retire bitch
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bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
i gotta bears tweet here now
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