bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 19/12/2024they need to add post notifications on this website so i can see the crazy things my wife says in real time 020
Reposted by bortAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription 382113391568
Reposted by bortInternet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 02/12/2024Confirmed: Dudes are allowed to rock again 3376
bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 24/11/2024ahhhh! baseball, baseball, he-man hit the baseball! by the power of grayskull! rip the skin off and eat the brains out the baseball! 000
bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 21/11/2024nothing makes me more mad than a jacket with an inexplicable left hand zipper. left hand zippers go to hell 020
bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 19/11/2024just found out maddie doesn’t know what 9V batteries look like??? 130
bort @millerlowlife.bsky.social · 19/11/2024do you guys think my wife will get mad if i put a motorcycle in the living room of our 3rd floor walkup 4170
Reposted by bortalice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 18/11/2024when i post i am posting from my big red pillar in the sky 412818
Reposted by bortnothotsjusbeans.bsky.social @nothotsjusbeans.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Y'all skeet skeet motherfuckers (motherfuckers) Y'all skeet skeet God damn (God Damn!) 061