Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 9hIt’s hard for any large sports punditry to competently discuss the White Sox when they obviously didn’t watch games or care to do even the slightest research on the team. 130
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 06/10/2026WE’RE NOT FUCKING GOING ANYWHERE!!!static.klipy.comWolf Of Wall Street: Lets Gooo!ALT: Wolf Of Wall Street: Lets Gooo! 0100
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026What are the odds Jerry Reinsdorf is rooting for the Guardians to win today so he gets an extra playoff home game? 020
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I am “who the fuck is this musical guest on SNL?” years old 000
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026As a lifelong Brewers fan, I am thrilled by today’s result 060
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My feeling about Tyson Bagent is marred by the fact that he threw 50 interceptions today and got lucky 49 of them didn’t count. 030
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My favorite part of this postseason is that Will Venable and Sox organization knows how much their rotation starters suck and does their best to limit their innings as much as possible. 140
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026WE’RE NOT FUCKING GOING ANYWHERE!static.klipy.comWolf Of Wall Street: Lets Gooo!ALT: Wolf Of Wall Street: Lets Gooo! 070
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Grant Taylor’s arm is going to fall off by season’s end, but LET’S! FUCKING! GO! 070
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026No Huascar Brazoban on the ALDS rosterstatic.klipy.comDenzel Washington LaughingALT: Denzel Washington Laughing 001
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Still more Tom Cruise prep in anticipation for Digger (which I may not see in theaters now after getting poor reviews) #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 0160
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My favorite will always be MAAAAAGGLIO ORDOOOOOONEZ 110
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh, Tommy Pham didn’t kill the vibes of this team and barely gets playing time? Crazy how that worked out. 020
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026For a grid like this, when it’s an accomplishment for a single season paired with one team, the player needed to have accomplishmed the stat with the team 100
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I looked it up afterwards. Frank had 39 (!) homers for Oakland in ‘06. That’s crazy, because I associate him with being broken down by the mid-aughts 000
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Since Frank played so late in his career by the time he was in Oakland, I got scared off to use him for As/30 HRs 100
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Also, another fucking grid where I think I can use Magglio Ordoñez (DET/30 HRs) and he comes up short. 100
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Guardians? Fuck em, bring em on. If we can get past them, either Rays or Yankees will be a tough fight, but I’ve liked how the Sox have played against both of them in the regular season that I’ll take our chances. 110
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As a White Sox fan, the one team I did not want to see in the playoffs were the Boston Red Sox, who absolutely destroyed us in the regular season. So the New York Yankees, thank you for your service! 140
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026One of the benefits of rooting for the city’s baseball Little Brother is that you get to watch your team play playoff baseball during normal waking hours and then you still can watch Ted Lasso and go to bed at a reasonable hour. 010
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Bears won as a home dog on MNF, then the White Sox sweep the Astros to win their first playoff series in over two decades. What a time to be alive!static.klipy.comSmiling Through It All: LeBron James & BaekhyunALT: Smiling Through It All: LeBron James & Baekhyun 040
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The White Sox will then go on to win the Stanley Cup 140
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026And to think I wanted the Rangers to win the AL West. This feel so much better to sweep these fucking cheaters. 060
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026And if the Bears also win the Super Bowl… there will be no greater evidence that God exists and he talks with the Pope 070
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m legit converting to Catholicism if the White Sox win the World Series 1210
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026WE’RE NOT FUCKING GOING ANYWHERE!!!static.klipy.comWolf Of Wall Street: Lets Gooo!ALT: Wolf Of Wall Street: Lets Gooo! 040
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Because I’m so handsome? Yes, yes I am bsky.app/profile/jdva... 140
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I need this announcing crew, which includes Steve fucking Stone, to stop glazing the Houston Astros - a team that went 81-81 and has not lead this entire series - at the expense of the White Sox. But hey, the Sox has good high basketball players… 020
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Despite all the glazing of Jose Altuve Stoney and Blum have done this series, the best 2B in the AL plays for the away team. 020
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Astros hammer righties. Why didn’t Anthony Kay start this game if he was available? 010
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oh man, Brazoban didn’t work out? Who could have predicted that!? 000
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you want to move on from Sean Burke because he wasn’t pitching the greatest, maybe don’t use Huascar Brazoban in his stead 020
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Astros offense is either striking out or hitting a home run. What are they, Colson Montgomery? 031
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Maybe Burke would pitch better if he were getting some 010
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’ve seen enough. Pull Burke and do another bullpen game. 010
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The White Sox have not won a playoff series since I was a freshman in college. I am an old man now. Pretty fucking please let me see them win another one tonight. 050