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Adam Kaplan

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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 9h
It’s hard for any large sports punditry to competently discuss the White Sox when they obviously didn’t watch games or care to do even the slightest research on the team.
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 13h
Today’s all White Sox immaculate grid
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
WE’RE NOT FUCKING GOING ANYWHERE!!!
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Wolf Of Wall Street: Lets Gooo!
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What are the odds Jerry Reinsdorf is rooting for the Guardians to win today so he gets an extra playoff home game?
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today’s all White Sox immaculate grid
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am “who the fuck is this musical guest on SNL?” years old
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As a lifelong Brewers fan, I am thrilled by today’s result
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My feeling about Tyson Bagent is marred by the fact that he threw 50 interceptions today and got lucky 49 of them didn’t count.
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Monangai is a fun guy
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today’s all White Sox immaculate grid
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My favorite part of this postseason is that Will Venable and Sox organization knows how much their rotation starters suck and does their best to limit their innings as much as possible.
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WE’RE NOT FUCKING GOING ANYWHERE!
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Wolf Of Wall Street: Lets Gooo!
ALT: Wolf Of Wall Street: Lets Gooo!
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Grant Taylor’s arm is going to fall off by season’s end, but LET’S! FUCKING! GO!
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MUNE SHOT!
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No Huascar Brazoban on the ALDS roster
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Denzel Washington Laughing
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Still more Tom Cruise prep in anticipation for Digger (which I may not see in theaters now after getting poor reviews) #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My favorite will always be MAAAAAGGLIO ORDOOOOOONEZ
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, Tommy Pham didn’t kill the vibes of this team and barely gets playing time? Crazy how that worked out.
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today’s all White Sox immaculate grid
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*accomplished
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For a grid like this, when it’s an accomplishment for a single season paired with one team, the player needed to have accomplishmed the stat with the team
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I looked it up afterwards. Frank had 39 (!) homers for Oakland in ‘06. That’s crazy, because I associate him with being broken down by the mid-aughts
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Since Frank played so late in his career by the time he was in Oakland, I got scared off to use him for As/30 HRs
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also, another fucking grid where I think I can use Magglio Ordoñez (DET/30 HRs) and he comes up short.
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today’s all White Sox immaculate grid
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Guardians? Fuck em, bring em on. If we can get past them, either Rays or Yankees will be a tough fight, but I’ve liked how the Sox have played against both of them in the regular season that I’ll take our chances.
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a White Sox fan, the one team I did not want to see in the playoffs were the Boston Red Sox, who absolutely destroyed us in the regular season. So the New York Yankees, thank you for your service!
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of the benefits of rooting for the city’s baseball Little Brother is that you get to watch your team play playoff baseball during normal waking hours and then you still can watch Ted Lasso and go to bed at a reasonable hour.
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bears won as a home dog on MNF, then the White Sox sweep the Astros to win their first playoff series in over two decades. What a time to be alive!
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Smiling Through It All: LeBron James & Baekhyun
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The White Sox will then go on to win the Stanley Cup
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And to think I wanted the Rangers to win the AL West. This feel so much better to sweep these fucking cheaters.
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And if the Bears also win the Super Bowl… there will be no greater evidence that God exists and he talks with the Pope
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m legit converting to Catholicism if the White Sox win the World Series
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WE’RE NOT FUCKING GOING ANYWHERE!!!
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Wolf Of Wall Street: Lets Gooo!
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FEDDE WAP (WINNING ASS PITCHER)!!!
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Because I’m so handsome? Yes, yes I am bsky.app/profile/jdva...
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need this announcing crew, which includes Steve fucking Stone, to stop glazing the Houston Astros - a team that went 81-81 and has not lead this entire series - at the expense of the White Sox. But hey, the Sox has good high basketball players…
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Despite all the glazing of Jose Altuve Stoney and Blum have done this series, the best 2B in the AL plays for the away team.
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CHASE!!!
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And Meidroth made sure it didn’t come down!
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BALL IN THE FUCKING AIR!
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Astros hammer righties. Why didn’t Anthony Kay start this game if he was available?
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh man, Brazoban didn’t work out? Who could have predicted that!?
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you want to move on from Sean Burke because he wasn’t pitching the greatest, maybe don’t use Huascar Brazoban in his stead
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Astros offense is either striking out or hitting a home run. What are they, Colson Montgomery?
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe Burke would pitch better if he were getting some
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve seen enough. Pull Burke and do another bullpen game.
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Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White Sox have not won a playoff series since I was a freshman in college. I am an old man now. Pretty fucking please let me see them win another one tonight.
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