Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 6hAs a White Sox fan, the one team I did not want to see in the playoffs were the Boston Red Sox, who absolutely destroyed us in the regular season. So the New York Yankees, thank you for your service! 140
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 16hOne of the benefits of rooting for the city’s baseball Little Brother is that you get to watch your team play playoff baseball during normal waking hours and then you still can watch Ted Lasso and go to bed at a reasonable hour. 010
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 18hBears won as a home dog on MNF, then the White Sox sweep the Astros to win their first playoff series in over two decades. What a time to be alive!static.klipy.comSmiling Through It All: LeBron James & BaekhyunALT: Smiling Through It All: LeBron James & Baekhyun 040
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 19hAnd to think I wanted the Rangers to win the AL West. This feel so much better to sweep these fucking cheaters. 060
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 19hI’m legit converting to Catholicism if the White Sox win the World Series 1210
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 19hWE’RE NOT FUCKING GOING ANYWHERE!!!static.klipy.comWolf Of Wall Street: Lets Gooo!ALT: Wolf Of Wall Street: Lets Gooo! 040
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 20hI need this announcing crew, which includes Steve fucking Stone, to stop glazing the Houston Astros - a team that went 81-81 and has not lead this entire series - at the expense of the White Sox. But hey, the Sox has good high basketball players… 020
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 20hDespite all the glazing of Jose Altuve Stoney and Blum have done this series, the best 2B in the AL plays for the away team. 020
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 20hAstros hammer righties. Why didn’t Anthony Kay start this game if he was available? 010
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 20hOh man, Brazoban didn’t work out? Who could have predicted that!? 000
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 20hIf you want to move on from Sean Burke because he wasn’t pitching the greatest, maybe don’t use Huascar Brazoban in his stead 020
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 20hThe Astros offense is either striking out or hitting a home run. What are they, Colson Montgomery? 031
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 20hMaybe Burke would pitch better if he were getting some 010
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 21hI’ve seen enough. Pull Burke and do another bullpen game. 010
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 23hThe White Sox have not won a playoff series since I was a freshman in college. I am an old man now. Pretty fucking please let me see them win another one tonight. 050
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026CC Sabathia just said the White Sox “backed into the playoffs”, though is facing a team who didn’t have a winning record and won their division after Game 162?! 210
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Bears win on MNF as a home dog. White Sox win their first playoff game in 5 years.static.klipy.comSmiling Through It All: LeBron James & BaekhyunALT: Smiling Through It All: LeBron James & Baekhyun 050
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026WE’RE NOT GOING FUCKING ANYWHERE!!!static.klipy.comWolf Of Wall Street: Lets Gooo!ALT: Wolf Of Wall Street: Lets Gooo! 090
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would have rather Colson just strike out there… 010
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think the drivers on the road while I was looking at the box score and tweeting really appreciated me lol 030
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Colson Montgomery batting 9th in a playoff game. How the mighty have fallen. 000
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026No Luis Castillo on the playoff roster? What, like a 980.00 ERA is bad!? 000
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don’t give a shit about Colston Loveland fantasy owners if the Bears offense is going to click like it was last night. I care more about Sam Roush continually making boneheaded mistakes. I get he’s young & learning, but the Bears could have had a difference maker on the D instead of another TE 000
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The White Sox are a dumb franchise who hasn’t won a playoff series in over two decades and shat the bed down the stretch when it mattered most. But that being said, this team has shown the ability to come through when it matters, and they have the ability to beat both the Astros and Guardians. 2101
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Has the Good. Better. Best. locker room speech been released yet? I need my fix before bed. 030
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When we’re 16-1, we’re going to look back on that dumb loss to the Vikings and wonder what the fuck happened. 0130
Reposted by Adam KaplanAdam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every year I try to visit at least one new baseball stadium that I’ve never been to before. This year was Yankee Stadium. I’ve now been to 19 stadiums (plus the old Colosseum in Oakland, RIP) 1101
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What White Sox fans wanted to do to Andrew Vaughn for 4 seasons 051
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every year I try to visit at least one new baseball stadium that I’ve never been to before. This year was Yankee Stadium. I’ve now been to 19 stadiums (plus the old Colosseum in Oakland, RIP) 1101
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The White Sox have not won a fucking playoff series since they won the World Series against the Houston Astros 21 years ago. Would really love for some sort of cyclical, history-repeats-itself sort of things to defeat the Astros again to break that two decade plus streak. 050
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Munetaka Murakami, Miguel Vargas, and Colson Montgomery stopped one home run shy of hitting a combined 100 on the season. But they helped propel the White Sox to the playoffs, they at least they got that going for them. 040
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Out of all of the shitty teams in the American League, it’s a great feelings knowing that the Chicago White Sox aren’t one of them.static.klipy.comSmiling Through It All: LeBron James & BaekhyunALT: Smiling Through It All: LeBron James & Baekhyun 030
Reposted by Adam KaplanAdam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Pope Leo negotiating with God to have the White Sox win the AL Central on to the way to winning the World Series 191
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A Trade Deadline pitching acquisition that worked out? 020
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Royals will play spoiler* for the Guardians and White Sox as the season ends *continue to lose and being the worst team in baseball like they’ve been for the prior 156 games 030
Adam Kaplan @millennialsox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Between Mune, Colson Montgomery, and Miguel Vargas, they have hit 99 home runs this year. 040
