Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 09/10/2026(first date) me: please, tell me a bit about yourself. her: well, I'm a constable. me: *excitedly* my body is a prison, too! 000
Reposted by Lumber JacksonLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4063419510319
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 09/10/2026this is disgusting. that said, i would pay to watch the same happen to the guy announcing it. the duality of man www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comPentagon says execution of Fort Hood shooter will be livestreamedNidal Hasan, army psychiatrist who killed 13 people, will be executed by firing squad on 3 December 010
Reposted by Lumber JacksonStars and Stripes @starsandstripes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026An estimated 81 U.S. military aircraft and drones have been destroyed or damaged during the conflict with Iran at a cost of up to $3.3 billion.stripes.comUS has lost up to 81 aircraft and drones in conflict with IranThe report from the Congressional Research Service estimated the cost of the lost and damaged aircraft was between $1.9 billion and $3.3 billion. 127254
Reposted by Lumber JacksonKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026To put this in perspective chestnut trees used to be dominant species in the United States. Billions of trees were killed by fungal blight and now fully grown America chestnuts are functionally extinct. There is no getting them back. Ever. All for a data center. www.gadgetreview.com/one-of-ameri...gadgetreview.comOne of America’s Last Chestnut Groves Is About to Be Destroyed for a Data CenterA rare 200-tree American chestnut grove in West Virginia may be cleared for data-center development, but the project denies the site is on its land. 8536792201
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yes, take out San Diego, home to the second-largest surface-ship naval base in the world. Kill all those red-state kids trying to get ahead in service of their country. That’ll show those blue-state bastards. 000
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Dr: Kelly, I have some bad news. You have a chronic condition. Kelly Slater: No way, dude. Please doc, tell me I’ll still be able to surf. Doc: I’m afraid not, son. According to these results, you’re chronically drowning in pussy. ktla.com/news/califor...ktla.comLongtime surfers are being diagnosed with this strange conditionResearchers in Orange County are helping identify a condition unique to longtime surfers that may be mistaken for cancer. Dermatology Professor Dr. Jeffrey Klein at UC Irvine led research into iden… 000
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026said this on my wedding night, but with different punctuation 000
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Where all my anti-vaxxers at? www.themoscowtimes.com/2026/10/02/n...themoscowtimes.comNearly 200 People Under Observation After Irkutsk Lab Worker Dies From Plague - The Moscow TimesHealth authorities in Siberia’s Irkutsk region have placed nearly 200 people under medical observation after a laboratory worker died from plague, according to media reports and a statement by a regio... 000
Reposted by Lumber JacksonGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 04/10/2026There are new and specific numbers in this story, so it’s worth reading. I continue to resent the lack of credit to Nick Schwellenbach at @pogo.org, Dan Friedman at @motherjones.com, and me, who have previously reported every other aspect of this story, including that the sale prices were very high. 81896509
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Everything would make a lot more sense if Trump was right and there actually were 107 million Americans with intellectual disabilities 000
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026searched last week for ways to stop a neighborhood bully cat from coming into my house and now all my ads are like this 000
Reposted by Lumber JacksonJames Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.) 9853462189
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"so dumb you'd fuck up a lethal injection twice" has entered the lexicon 000
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026he’s gonna rename it The Unites States of America isn’t he 000
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I bought a bag of potatoes before leaving for a 6-week reporting trip and in that time my apartment mate returned from a long trip with his gf and when they opened the door they got hit with a stench so foul and the buzz of so many flies they thought there might be a corpse but it was just potatoes 000
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Why’d he call it “super intelligence” when “Alpha Intelligence” was right there? 100
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m officially renaming Artificial Intelligence Eric Schmitt Intelligence, because it fucks up the most easily googleable shit you could possibly imagine. 100
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026a hawkeye is someone who shoots and never misses, which is why Eric Schmitt doesn’t know shit about em 000
Reposted by Lumber JacksonDrew McKevitt @drewmckevitt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's a bit of a bummer that the story today has been "look at this absolute doofus of a senator" and not "Jack Smith once again credibly accuses the president of many serious crimes" 451888384
Reposted by Lumber JacksonMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026if you know anything about senator schmitt's monumental fuck up in the jack smith hearing, i implore you to reach out. can be anonymous. signal: marisakabas.04 email: marisa@thehandbasket.co 723031562
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026TIL the name Eric Schmitt because he used his soapbox as a US senator from Missouri to provide irrefutable proof he has no business being a senator. An embarrassment to his state, his country, and his species. 101
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026sesame street isn’t a place it’s a state of mind and the way you get there is shroooooms 000
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026or maybe the average person doesn’t pay attention to or give the slightest shit about your personal passion that is also what you do for a living and are overly plugged into you fuggin no-self-awareness nerd 000
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m not saying my 4 y.o. Is a genius, but he did invent “emergency cheese” 100
Reposted by Lumber JacksonAndrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A couple went on a Fox News podcast and claimed the state of #Massachusetts took away their teen because they won't help the teen transition. But it's actually because the father was charged with beating and threatening to kill the teen and the mother was charged with witness intimidation.wbur.orgMass. parents' story about child's gender transition complicated by court recordsJoseph Kutzko was charged with assaulting the child in January 2025, not long before the child was removed from the family’s home. Mother Arlene Kutzko was charged with witness intimidation in connect... 10460351982
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026he doesn’t even look excited to jerk a dude off into his face anymore. 000
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Absolutely. And it’s why, in my 40’s, I adopted a parrot and a tortoise. 110
Reposted by Lumber JacksonStars and Stripes @starsandstripes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A retired Army paratrooper who served in two wars and in civilian life assisted in evacuating a gravely wounded reporter in Ukraine has died after a battle with cancer. www.stripes.com/veterans/202...stripes.comParatrooper ‘to his core’: Army vet who helped get injured reporter out of Ukraine dies at 50A retired Army paratrooper who served in two wars and assisted in evacuating a gravely wounded reporter in Ukraine has died from cancer. 24911
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If there’s an ad before a video and the ad resets when I hit the supplied fast-forward button, I’m closing that tab or hitting back immediately. That video might as well not exist. 101
Reposted by Lumber JacksonJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The price of a gallon of diesel in Des Moines is nearly the same as the hourly minimum wage in Iowa… 20044841507
Reposted by Lumber JacksonAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/09/2026ICE agent Christian Castro - who shot Sosa-Celis in Minneapolis and lied about it, and who TX Governor Abbott refused to extradite - has been ARRESTED by the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension. www.startribune.com/minnesota-of...startribune.comICE agent wanted in Metro Surge shooting is booked into Hennepin County JailChristian Castro will now appear in state court one day ahead of his federal court proceedings. 605166124175
Reposted by Lumber JacksonMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026New — I wrote about this weird thing where people within the Republican party keep being exposed as Nazis and the party then tries to claim each one is an aberration. The facts, as I lay out here, indicate otherwise:thehandbasket.coRepublicans don’t have a Nazi problem—they are the Nazi problemA spate of recent revelations have shown the ideologies and their adherents are one and the same. 10182512699
Reposted by Lumber JacksonJake @jakeklee23.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The problem that Dems will have in 28 is that they must prosecute & reverse everything this administration did, but the GOP candidates will say “move on” and the complicit American media will also ask, “isn’t it time to move on?”. We have an obligation to make sure nothing like this happens again 2722824745
Reposted by Lumber JacksonMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026promise keptthehandbasket.coRepublicans don’t have a Nazi problem—they are the Nazi problemA spate of recent revelations have shown the ideologies and their adherents are one and the same. 262718740
Reposted by Lumber JacksonStars and Stripes @starsandstripes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The U.S. has burned through so many munitions during the Iran conflict that it now faces shortfalls, compounded by bottlenecks in its industrial base limiting its ability to resupply, military officials told the Pentagon’s watchdog agency. www.stripes.com/theaters/us/...stripes.comIran war exposed US munitions shortfalls and production bottlenecks, Pentagon IG saysThe most persistent bottlenecks involve the production of solid rocket motors and the availability of high-grade explosives, the report said. 711963
Reposted by Lumber JacksonShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026history is genuinely going to look back on this era and ask what a society has to do to be debauched enough to freely elect an admin whose no 1 agenda was international protection of and solidarity with sexual assaulters irrespective of the species they assaulted 161313225
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 15/09/2026ed shoulda known better than to get mixed up with handjob bob 000
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 15/09/2026oh no, I can’t believe I won’t get to see kid rock puke on himself at the kennedy center 100
Reposted by Lumber JacksonThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Better headline: Giant stupid lying piss-baby didn’t get his way so he ruined everything for everyone. 1761092
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I hesitate to post this because all the Jews and Muslims I know truly love bacon 010
Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 15/09/2026*desperately trying to explain to my girlfriend why her mom’s pussy is so wet* I’m a desiccan not a desiccant 000