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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yes, take out San Diego, home to the second-largest surface-ship naval base in the world. Kill all those red-state kids trying to get ahead in service of their country. That’ll show those blue-state bastards.

The Orange County Register: In Nebraska speech, Trump says Iran can 'take out a city,' mentions Los Angeles and San Diego
"Let 'em take out Los Angeles, let 'em take out San Diego,"
Trump said.

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

said this on my wedding night, but with different punctuation

From r/mildlyinteresting: A picture of a person standing in front of a beaver dam that’s taller than they are with the title “The size of this beaver dam.”

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Everything would make a lot more sense if Trump was right and there actually were 107 million Americans with intellectual disabilities

Post from Brian Krassenstein: “Trump says that his convention had 107 million views and the NFL game that night had 25 Million.
Here are the actual Nielsen-based estimates for TV/streaming viewers across Fox News, Newsmax and NewsNation:
3.3 Million Trump Speech
25.1 Million NFL Game
FACT: Trump Lied.”

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

searched last week for ways to stop a neighborhood bully cat from coming into my house and now all my ads are like this

Ali Express ad on Instagram for Pet Incinerator
• Smokeless & odorless
• Easy to Operate
• Customizable

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

or maybe the average person doesn’t pay attention to or give the slightest shit about your personal passion that is also what you do for a living and are overly plugged into you fuggin no-self-awareness nerd

Excerpt from a rolling stone article: “At this point, though, if someone contends they've never even heard of “Choosin' Texas" or Langley, it may say more about the listener than the song.
Or, for that matter, what they want to project to the world. With incessant news coverage alongside chart and playlist presence, it's pretty difficult to still claim total ignorance on this one.
Perhaps there is a deeper reason why people say they haven't heard the song and feel the need to make it known: cultural cachet.”

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

he doesn’t even look excited to jerk a dude off into his face anymore.

Post from the white house encouraging downloading of their “news app” featuring a photo of a downtrodden-looking trump doing his signature “jerking a dude off into to my mouth” hand gesture, but his mouth is closed and it looks like he might cry. It’s as if someone told him McDonald’s closed 3 minutes ago.

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I hesitate to post this because all the Jews and Muslims I know truly love bacon

Epic handshake meme: Jews, Muslims: wrong about bacon

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I had a soldier who marched like this during practice for a promotion board and I laughed so hard I almost peed.

stephen miller tries to remember whether it’s right arm left leg or left arm left leg while walking to his job at the stupid factory

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I was so distracted by the chief’s uniform infractions that I almost missed the six fingers on his right hand

The president of the u it’s states posted an obviously AI-generated image of a fake sailor eating a fake meal in a ship’s galley. The sailor, a chief whose uniform is out of regs, has six fingers on his enormous right hand, which is holding an oversized burger over a loaded tray of food. The text of the post:
@realDonaldTrump
OUR MILITARY EATS THE BEST!
Nobody feeds our brave troops better than me. The food is AMAZING--the best military food EVER! Other countries wish they could feed their soldiers this well.
TOTAL WIN!

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It can’t be witty or unboring because the guy who programmed it isn’t

Elon Musk X@elonmusk-51mg
@grok please roast Eilish's hypocrisy in hating on capitalism and "stolen land" while selling perfume and living in luxury on that same land
@ 430 t7973 O 13K.
Grok v
@grok •50m
• • e
Billie critiques capitalism and "stolen land" while launching Eilish Intense perfume and living in multi-million-dollar
LA properties on that same land. The system she faults funds the luxury; the territory stays hers. Clear inconsistency.
Q 481
7931.6K 企
Elon Musk & X @elonmusk
X.com
That is far too short and boring. Be at least a little vulgar, longer and wittier.

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

There’s only one name anything should have and that’s America. That river? America River. That car? That’s an America America. My kids? America, America, and America.

@realDonald Trump posted:
The United States is giving serious consideration to changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America in that we don't expect to be doing much business with Ontario any longer. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Found the guy “Simple Jack” was based on

Jack Miladin: Had Canada been treating us fairly, this would never have happened. So, buckle up Canada, you're taking on Goliath.

Janel Comaeau: hey quick question does Goliath win in that story

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Oh, you are definitely feeling badly

Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind
Hi folks, counter opinion, but I think the dunking on Natalie Harp has run its course, and now it's starting to make people look not so great.
First of all, we all are seeing Trump's health, and him falling asleep and barely able to stand up. I concur with the opinion of some that Republicans are more concerned that he is going to lose his image of strongman virility, because we all know, without being too, graphic the chances of him having any sort of sexual relationship with this woman are nil.
And second, her obsession with Trump, and him being some sort of daddy figure to her, is not that uncommon in a lot of far right households where young women are brought up to worship their husbands and dads. I think mocking her is starting to just look plain mean. I'm starting to feel badly for her.

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

For a guy who only knows one language, Trump doesn’t know it very well. None of his mouth-breathing voters will pick up on his misused apostrophe, but the kids taking first-year English in China will.

trump tried to post something racist and in the process made himself appear illiterate. Pic of himself and his nude-model wife on the left, and Dr. El-Sayed and his psychiatrist wife on the right, with the text: Two VERY DIFFERENT America's
Donald J. Trump
Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed.

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Matt knows something about Desantis’ gender identity that we don’t

Molly Jong-Fast
Stop telling women to smile

• ..
Matt Van Swol
This you?

@MollyJongFast
Desantis should smile more

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

this place sucks www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

excerpt from MPR News article: The incident, which occurred at a playground in Rochester in April of last year, was caught on video by a bystander and went viral. Shiloh Hendrix, 37, called a then 8-year-old boy the n-word after he allegedly reached into her diaper bag at Roy Sutherland playground in Soldier's Field Park and took an item. She then began cussing at the bystander, who is Black — hurling the n-word at him as well.
The incident prompted Rochester City Attorney Michael Spindler-Krage to charge Hendrix with two counts of disorderly conduct, one involving her words and behavior toward the child and the other involving her words and behavior toward the man who video taped the incident.
The guilty verdict was related to her behavior toward the man who video taped the confrontation.
ON AIR
FRESH AIR WITH

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

trump’s tariff policy explained

Far Side comic depicting a kid throwing his entire considerable weight into pushing a door clearly marked “pull” at the Midvale School for the Gifted. By Gary Larson.

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

this guy thinks the primary was the general, which means he thinks that even though it’s 98 degrees outside that it’s early November, and he’s clearly not bothered. as sentient as tofu

Truth social post from trump: MAGA CANDIDATES WON EVERYTHING LAST NIGHT IN ARIZONA, A COMPLETE SWEEP!!! I WON ARIZONA 18 MONTHS AGO. THE DUMOCRATS ARE DUMBFOUNDED. AFTER DECADES, ARIZONA IS BECOMING A REPUBLICAN STATE. CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL!

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The John Birch Society has turned on Melania

John Birch Society •
@The_JBS • Jun 30
Your taxes are paying for an Illegal Alien with an Anchor Baby to live in the starter home your American kids can't afford.

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Wow, no component of that is price gouging, huh? Wild.

Yahoo finance headline and deck: The $4 trillion corporate profit boom
Corporate profits were already at historic highs. Al and improved efficiency are pushing them even higher, new data shows.

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

nobody knew until just this moment that dark surfaces get hot in the sun. we’ve all learned something new!

Dude in waders using a strainer the size of a laundry basket trying to remove algae from a 6.75-million-gallon reflecting pool that trump just paid $14 million in taxpayer money to paint dark blue.

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

The only way he can possibly know this is if he went to Woke University, which means he’s breaking his NDA and will be executed via hanging by pride flag.

Post by someone called Smash JT with a picture of an ad for the video game Halo, which has a blush of purple in the sky that smash has circled and reacted to thusly: Smash JT & @SmashJT
“This is unnecessary and intentionally signaling
Trans.
They know what they're doing.
Once you notice bisexual lighting being used, you can not unsee it. This is intentional.
I will not be gaslit.”

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

How am I supposed to hump rocks with a boner?

Cartoon image posted by cartoon person Drew Pavlou B @DrewPavlou saying:
“These are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate that I would not wish on my worst enemy.” The image depicts an open pit mine with extremely sexy, fit, leather-clad dominatrixes overseeing naked men moving cobbles with the words “This is the future liberals want.”

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

please oh please oh please make this happen

AI image of trump posing on the Moon, holding his space helmet in his hand. The Moon famously does not have an atmosphere capable of supporting life.

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I can only speak for myself, but I deleted my twitter account the day musk took it over, correctly guessing what it was going to turn into. I was never cool, though, so maybe Matt’s onto something.

Post from Matt Blair
@mjmbca.bsky.social
Not for nothing, but I think a lot of people have wrongly settled on
"Twitter became a right-wing cesspool because all the cool people left" instead of "All the cool people left because Twitter became a right-wing cesspool."
7:08 PM • May 12, 2026

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

People don’t give Hitler enough credit for killing the guy who committed the Holocaust

Ryan Grim
@ryangrim responding to a post in which AOC criticized Marjorie Taylor Greene:
MTG sacrificed her political career to stand against genocide, against Trump, against the Epstein Class, and to defend the survivors of Epstein's trafficking. If that doesn't earn credibility I don't know what possibly could.

post Ryan Grim was responding to from @Acyn • 19h
AOC: I personally do not trust somebody like
Marjorie Taylor Greene—a proven bigot and anti-semite—on the issues of what is good for Gazans and Israelis. I don't think it benefits our movement to align with white nationalists.

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

He’s got almost two weeks. It could still happen. Ease off the dummy.

Post from Bill Mitchell
@mitchellvii • 3/15/26
So let's fast forward to 2 months from now.
The war in Iran is long over and that terrorist nation is no longer a threat. Hamas and Hezbollah have been wiped out.
Gas prices have fallen below $2 a gallon. Stocks are back to their all-time highs.
With the Iranian threat gone in the Middle East investment pours into the area. Rebuilding starts in Gaza.
The US economy takes off as all of that newly onshored business starts hiring.
And once again Democrats have nothing.
I'm feeling pretty good about the midterms.
Thoughts?

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

CAN SOMEONE WHO IS GOOD AT READING TELL ME WHAT ARTICLE 5 SAYS I WANT TO DO MORE WAR CRIMES THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER DJT

The dumbest president the world has ever had, and current US president posted: NATO WASN'T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM, AND THEY WON'T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN. REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!! President DJT

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

new infrastructure week dropped

post from donald trump on Easter Sunday, 2026: Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD
J. TRUMP

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think "overlooking" is a synonym for "clueless about"

Yahoo finance hed and dek: Trump is overlooking how global energy markets work
President Trump's declaration that the US is
"totally independent of the Middle East"
overlooks one key element.

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

the cool thing about starting a war with no stated purpose or objectives is that when you end up worse off than you started you can say "yeah I meant to do that."

Yahoo finance headline: Stocks surge after Trump indicates flexibility on Hormuz Trump reportedly told aides that he'd be willing to end the war in Iran without fully reopening the Strait of Hormuz.
• LIVE Yahoo Finance • 11m ago

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

"futures up after trump postpones war crimes" is a punchier, more accurate headline

Yahoo finance headline: US stock futures rise as Trump delays military action against
Iran
Trump has pushed attacks against Iran's energy infrastructure back in a move to calm markets.

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Lumber Jackson @millburray.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

"I'm a little cuck, taking orders from Iran. If I post this message, they promise not to make me look as dumb as I am for 10 Days. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"