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need a hickey from someone utterly obsessed with me more than I need air to breathe

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not to sound like a boomer but why do magazine covers move now and can we stop this I’m scared

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My softball team lost but I’m having an incredibly hair day so I count it as a win

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Haley OC @milfweed.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

cleaning my apartment ahead of my mom’s visit and thinking “could be nice if it was always this clean, what a shame”

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sometimes I’m the only woman in my comedy class and when that happens I use “oh because I’m a woman!?” as a punchline no less than 15 times

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Haley OC @milfweed.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

drag race is cocomelon for gays

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Haley OC @milfweed.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

so broke this year that everyone is getting a Big Hug for the holidays

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Haley OC @milfweed.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

getting so fucked up off these bad boys happy thirsty Thursday gang!

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Haley OC @milfweed.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

feel like I’m having a stroke reading this (newsletter from a health restaurant in LA)

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Haley OC @milfweed.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

yes I was raised catholic, yes I want to be spanked by a nun and/or priest, no those two things aren’t related!

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i wish the popular with friends feed wasn’t down, what am I supposed to do? form my own opinions about what I like??

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I kinda feel like I can safely talk about my job here without anyone from that reality finding it but being a person assistant to a wealthy wealthy senior citizen is absolutely bat shit nuts every week crazier than the last

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went to the gym, Costco gas, bank and off to the car wash I am so good at faking being an adult!! and I hate it!!!!

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my most dad like belief is that you should always have a little cash on your person like $20 cash in case of emergency or cash only tipping

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jourdain searles @judysquirrels.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

cleaning the trash out of my car before going to a car wash cause they can’t know I live like this

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if the last few years didn’t make you anti-capitalist, truly don’t know what to tell you lol

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due to the fact that I was an only child for 26 years, when my dad tells me how smart and funny my 2 year old brother is I’m like “oh so I’m dumb and unfunny??? Have fun with your NEW KID!!!”

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just stepped into the cool summer night and thought “I need a romantic fling STAT”

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but when will bsky enable DMs because a key foundation of social media is flirting with mutuals via direct message? otherwise odds are it won’t take off :/ I’m saying this for business reasons not because I want to flirt!!

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Seated (violently close to the screen bc it’s sold out) for joy ride and I’m so fucking excited!!

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nothing like tiddies out in a tank top flapping and flopping as i walk and a cool summer breeze

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what can we diagnose me with that explains why I’m always 20 minutes (or more) early??? (besides ptsd)

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am I the only one who thinks Brian Cox is doing the voice work for the grimace birthday meal McDonald’s commercials??

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I don’t want to have a kid for many years because I have one and she’s ME. She loves naptime but she’s pretty fucking difficult otherwise.

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I’m a student of life and I want the $5 icee and small popcorn bob damnit!

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it’s been ages since I’ve felt slutty Haley within me, but I reckon she’s making a return soon! anyways love her 🫶♥️

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 01/07/2023

rewiring my brain from “I can fix them” to “maybe they can fix me :)”

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I don’t need 100k followers again I just need like 200 of my friends back

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It’s gonna be a dago tee summer paisans (there was a sale at old navy)

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The Weeknd flopping in the idol is so vinny chase making Medellin at the top of his career

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My Brazilian (she’s actually from Brazil) Brazilian waxer left the place I go and I don’t know where she went this is my 13th reason like you need someone who can make you comfy and relaxed as they remove hair from you pubis wax by wax!!!

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jourdain searles @judysquirrels.bsky.social · 27/06/2023

this whole no twitter thing is weird… I just juggled an apple in my hands for several minutes because I was so bored

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UNFAIR that carmela never sleeps with furio

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Penelope Reed @pennie.bsky.social · 05/06/2023

Good afternoon ✨

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Haley OC @milfweed.bsky.social · 03/06/2023

Posting so they give me an invite code tomorrow

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I love to wake up 3 hours before my alarm, smoke a little weed, have a little snack and go back to bed 🫡🥰

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I need to start getting to the ocean by my favorite rocks to watch the surfers for a little Grace and Frankie moment ONCE A WEEK. I was more relaxed after this than a massage or a joint.

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old tom @yuckytom.bsky.social · 21/05/2023

my friend was singing “god only knows” by The Beach Boys and I was like actually could you not that was one of my dad’s favorite drunk driving songs!! also top of the list: ordinary people by John legend and time of the szn by the zombies pls never play these around me

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[scooby doo voice] rregnant???

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