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Michelle

@milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social
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32. She/her. Lesbian. Married. This is a milf and gilf stan account 🩷

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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Solving a murder for date night!
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Just realized that while this fits basically every ship that I enjoy, I was, in fact, thinking of Mirandy 😅
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Older woman hires a much younger, very awkward, woman and falls hopelessly in love
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 06/01/2025
Jean Smart wins the #GoldenGlobes award for Best Actress in a Musical/Comedy series.
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Accidentally played bg3 for almost 13 hours straight last night. Oops 🤷🏻‍♀️😂
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
It’s cold as fuck but for the first time in a month the mountain is out! ❤️
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Me watching Hacks
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
This woman will be the death of me 🥵
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Had some dude get aggressive on my bus, but I also had a gilf flirt with me so I’m counting today as a win 🤷🏻‍♀️😂
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Work wife told me today that I have “old lady rizz” and I have never felt more seen or validated in my whole life
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Please someone tell me where I can watch this 🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Baking pastries with my love and this ❤️
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
the schedule
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
It was me 👉🏻👈🏻
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Now I gotta go watch the Floyd only supercut of Fargo 😂
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Wife said whore earlier, but it came out in her Minnesota accent and 🥵
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I’ll never understand how the entirety of Washington state forgets how to drive in the rain EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR.
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Post a game character and pass it on. Jaheira from bg3 my beloved ❤️
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a close up of a woman 's face with a sword behind her ear
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Karlach is peak character design "she's hot and funny and also completely doomed", Larian you can't do this to me
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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Shea @justsheavassar.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
the vibe I’m trying to embody
A picture of Katharine Hepburn a little older with her hair in a messy bun and she’s wearing a black turtleneck, khaki pants, and dirty old Nikes while sitting with her legs up on a couch as she writes on a piece of light blue paper
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I can read the filthiest smut with a totally straight face but every time I read this scene I end up blushing, giggling, and kicking my feet. Potentially my favorite chapter of any lesfic I’ve ever read
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Post your queen
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Okay Elinor St John GIF
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 09/12/2024
I really need Bluesky to let us upload our own gifs. Like we desperately need that functionality.
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Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Leaving a bag of monopoly money near your murder scene and watching the cops fail to find it for three whole days while following an unrelated bike is what being a D&D DM is like
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Love having that grandbabies stay the night but 6am is too early for me when I work until 1am today with no time for a nap 🙃
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
T&M relisten time!
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I’m not religious but 🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
if u see this do it ! name: Michelle pronouns: she/her height: 5'5 sexuality: lesbian sign: cap piercings/tattoos: 4/4 favs colour: green or teal drink: apple juice food: sushi animal: horses, oppossums
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Fran @galacticidiots.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
No need for an ao3 wrapped, I already know I’ve allowed myself to be defined by a single genre
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I just need life to give me 5 seconds of breathing room please
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Rabbit in the fog | VGen comm open @rabbitinthefog.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Kinktober day 5 When you haven't seen your girlfriend for a long time #bg3 #Aylin #Isobel
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Look Homeward, Angel I have thoughts 🤔
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Trying to put together a thread and got stuck on the Jean moaning while kissing montage 🙃
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Rereading one of my favorite Mirandy fics since I won’t have time to write until Wednesday
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I just got at least 10% gayer 😮‍💨
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 26/11/2024
Laurie Blake from WATCHMEN: "Everything I see reminds me of him."
A screenshot from the HBO series WATCHMEN, which shows Laurie Blake (played by Jean Smart) lying in bed and looking at a very large and impressive blue dildo in her left hand.
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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
a sticker to remind you and others that ai generated art sucks 💖
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daní @menalippe.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Sigourney Weaver and Mason Alexander Park rehearsal shot from The Tempest
 Mason Alexander  Park embracing Sigourney Weaver from behind. Sigourney wears a mic in her right ear. Mason's tattooed arm is around  Sigourney's front and their hand rests in Sigourney's right shoulder. Sigourney's hand is on top of Masons. Setting is neutral stage rehearsal  space.
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Michelle @milfsnotdrugs.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
This is Avorah, obviously 😂
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frances @hepburnedout.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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sophia @reginasbread.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
I'm so tired of teenagers being "the chosen ones" in fiction. please, let a middle-aged woman save the universe! she's seen some shit and dealt with it. she's tired of it all. she doesn't give a fuck. she's angry. she will get this shit done.
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