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Mikey

@mikeyasaservice.com

286 followers 262 following 545 posts

“Live, Laugh, Love, Keep Calm, and carry on your shit.” Paramedic to Software Engineer by day 🦀. Sober superhero by night. Illinoise.

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Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 30/09/2026

I saw this and eye rolled so hard.

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 19/09/2026

Hegseth really getting into the spirit!

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 09/09/2026

I was working on a fork when Claude said it discovered a vulnerability in how arrays were handled. Tested twice and confirmed. Asked ChatGPT about it and now I’m on some monitored list of users I can’t get off of. “Give me a list of photography spots that are not Instagram locations” gives me

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 15/08/2026

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you.

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 09/08/2026

I started a new music project. Its what would’ve happened it I could’ve written the songs I wanted to at 16 but as comfortable in my skin as I am at 44. A bit more editing needed but “I Only Came (Over) For Your Brother” is almost done!

Empty closet album cover.

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 25/07/2026

Yes 😂

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 20/07/2026

Imagine JUST PAYING YOUR FUCKING EMPLOYEES

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 18/06/2026

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 30/05/2026

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 09/05/2026

*taps sign*

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 04/05/2026

My second favorite online video of all time.

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 11/04/2026

2 confederate men admiring each other in honor of confederate pride month.

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 10/04/2026

lol who at DCA or TSA thought this 1980s Fifth Element thing was a good idea when I bet a dorm room TV from Best Buy was FAR cheaper.

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 08/04/2026

I have a hunch this is the world @thesharlinator.bsky.social wants?

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 29/03/2026

Yall I saw @darthbluesky.bsky.social at the @stlzoo.bsky.social!

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 17/03/2026

I wrote a blog post about data serialization in streaming systems bc I’m fun at parties. open.substack.com/pub/engineer...

A sink full of cereal on a blog post about serialization.

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 19/02/2026

Hey @wired.com What the actual fuck is this?

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 20/01/2026

Sadly, it’s not in my go to encyclopedia either. So weird for as big as I remember them being that there’s nothing online.

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 14/01/2026

Alternative view.

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 31/12/2025

I need to level up my game to you and @mdaware.org my stuff is just all over the floor.

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 30/12/2025

Just watched the new @philedwardsinc.bsky.social video on Salisbury Steak and I’m very upset he did not disclose his sponsorship by @blowdart.me

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 29/12/2025

IKEA be like “not today satan”

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 29/12/2025

The only redeeming quality about that place and its minimal, is that when we went unclass we have a line graph that actually had a circle in it.

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 29/12/2025

Just to add fuel - when I was at ARCYBER this is what the MI GEN built for our ops center. Some strange water in that branch.

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 27/12/2025

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 27/12/2025

43 never looked worse. Officially 3 years sober. Still growing old disgracefully.

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 26/12/2025

Fixed it. 🤘🤘🤘

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 23/12/2025

Illinois released their declined license plates and I didn’t know @combatcavscout.bsky.social moved to Illinois!

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 08/12/2025

What a weird phone charger. Must be the iPhone 1

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 05/12/2025

Which part do they teach war crimes, execution, and that one knee slide?

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 28/11/2025

Sure GLaD I stILl haVE mY SticKEr Bit 2002 vibes rn

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 12/11/2025

I bet this is Pete cause otherwise this is silly.

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 26/10/2025

When Hawaiians and Germans unite — wordsmash time.

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 04/10/2025

Cleaning. Simpler times.

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 03/10/2025

Second verse same as the first

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 20/09/2025

Goodbye Hulu and Disney

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 07/09/2025

Nature is healing.

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 25/06/2025

What ever it is, I’d rather it not.

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 31/05/2025

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 25/05/2025

If you look up JD Vance’s house in Alexandria, VA right now on real estate apps, this is the photo you see. @lincolnproject.us

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 18/05/2025

Same prompt but added “like Scrooge mcduck”

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 09/05/2025

“I’m a Barbie girl…in a Barbie woorrrlllldd (excepttheunitedstates) life in plastic it’s fantastic.”

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 09/05/2025

Theyve been released for a while!

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 08/05/2025

what in the Oregon Trail are we doing here @rust-lang.org lol

listing error that says "`child` does not live long enough"

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 22/04/2025

I love walking through antique shops to buy things with big kids money but sometimes it’s the simple things that make me so nostalgic.

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 12/03/2025

Oh just great

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 07/03/2025

This was painted on the side of a local school 😂😂😂 Definitely the superior race

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 06/03/2025

Cc @democrats.org

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 06/03/2025

This is the future liberals want.

Mikey @mikeyasaservice.com · 28/02/2025