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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 29/05/2025

There's the line in Withnail & I where Danny says "They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworths, man". Its a perfect lyrical encapsulation of something ending.

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 01/01/2025

If I ever hear anything by the Black Eyes Peas, I feel physically sick. They are the worst band of all time. Happy New Year

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 18/12/2024

Very pleased with the upcoming January transfer window. Makes sense for all parties

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 11/12/2024

Just been reminded of those dodgy guys that would come into the Soho boozers at around 10pm most nights, selling bootleg DVD's. I was such a sucker for this shit

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 11/12/2024

as someone that has done many, many complicated and stressful livestreams, i can safely say this shit should never happen. Clowns

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 11/12/2024

this FIFA presentation is an utter shambles. Says literally everything about them

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 10/12/2024

they really need to put some donk on that

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 09/12/2024

My DoorDash driver turned up (in the rain) wearing leopard print Ugg boots and a Burberry bucket hat. I tipped him extra

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 07/12/2024

Do you have no friends that are scientists?

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 06/12/2024

so, having used a plug-in to help me identify all the people i followed *over there*, to automate me folowing them here, hasnt worked like i thought. All its done is find accounts of the same name. So im following a bunch of people who are just name clones of people i used to follow. Bewildering.

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 05/12/2024

absolute farce that Miami are there. Whatever credibility they were trying to muster, theyve lost immediately

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 05/12/2024

Here’s a handy annual reminder. Fuck Spotify. Delete it. Don’t give them your money. Give artists and bands your money. It’s easy

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 05/12/2024

There’s tiredness, and then there’s lethargy, and then there’s disillusionment and then there’s people who are in specific band Facebook groups, that post Spotify Wrapped screen grabs of that band being their most listened to.

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 04/12/2024

You'd honestly think that Murdoch would give up at some point. You're never gonna take down the BBC mate, so just give it up. The Gregg Wallace story has been the lead on every Talksport news break for three days. Nobody gives a fuck. Its so transparent its laughable.

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 03/12/2024

sending good vibes to Buster. I have a Heeler mix, and he's the absolute best

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 03/12/2024

Found this yesterday. A whole bunch of my early projects never had case studies, (not a thing back then) We were totally reliant on media pickups, as no PR plan back then either. For some truly bizarre reason, a local news show decided to show themselves using a website 😂 youtu.be/F9iUKO9hGrw?...

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Huey hair?

YouTube video by LOCAL 12

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Massive away win for the little fella.

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 02/12/2024

Pretty much completed my mid life crisis goal of buying and wearing every possible version of the Nike Air Max from the 90’s, and I can definitely conclude the Air Max 95’s are the most comfortable of all, once worn in.

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 26/11/2024

I can’t believe Guardiola is BLEEDING in his post match interview, makes a mocking joke about “self harm”, and STILL barely any media reporting on it. 🤪🥴🤪🥴🤪🥴🤪

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 26/11/2024

oh to be a fly on the wall in that dressing room. Only two City players bothered to run back for that equaliser. The rest just jogged. Pep will certainly be all over that 🤗

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 26/11/2024

Conor Gallagher is being immense for Atleti. They should have kept him and sold Enzo

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 26/11/2024

I get three emails a week from PayPal, excitedly telling me I’ve been specially selected for a credit card, like I’ve won something. This has been happening for at least 5 years. Will they ever let it go? Is there an end game? Who accepts defeat?

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 25/11/2024

…thinking about it, “the natives are restless” probably has some terrible colonial history

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 25/11/2024

One of my favorite overused football idioms is “the natives are restless”. Endlessly trotted out

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 23/11/2024

Wilfully ignored by the media. The chronically ineffective £100m man. bsky.app/profile/jonm...

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 23/11/2024

That thing when you order a Vindaloo for lunch, and then your mate asks you over for dinner, and says he’s ordering, and you say yes, and it’s another vindaloo. Double curry day should be a holiday standard

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 21/11/2024

...also there was a store in Brooklyn that still had its Christmas Tree up in February, and it would have its lights on at night. WTF people.

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 21/11/2024

i dont know why i get excessively angry when people leave up house decorations for too long, but i do. Ive made a mental note to never visit a specific coffee shop ever again, because they still have witch and ghost stickers in their window

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I really do not understand economics 🤷‍♂️

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 21/11/2024

They have just bulldozed my Secret Santa $30 limit...🫠

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 21/11/2024

i feel like the NYT have missed something here... bsky.app/profile/nyti...

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 21/11/2024

I can assure you we regularly shoot 90 minutes of footage for a 15 second commercial 😂

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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

ANDY: I clarified your butter. ME: Ghee! Thanks!

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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

If you bring central London to a halt in order to campaign against catastrophic climate change then you're a "barmy" eco "fanatic" who deserves to be locked up. If you do the same to hang on to your multimillion pound inheritance tax exemption then you're a brave freedom fighter defying the odds

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 19/11/2024

TIL. ‘The Killing Moon’ by Echo & The Bunnymen is the exact chord sequence of ‘Space Oddity’ played backwards

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 19/11/2024

Big shout to Ant McPartlin for dressing as my Nan’s bathroom last night

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 14/11/2024

sensational stuff. I do love that German TV presenter guy. He's ubiquitous in my extensive Hasselhoff TV performance collection

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 13/11/2024

in an ongoing series of "i cannot believe that film is sat on YouTube for free", here's a lesser seen classic for the #mufc followers. Its a great film anyway, but check out Old Trafford in 1968 from 01:06:42 www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY9F...

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Charlie Bubbles - 1968 - Liza Minnelli; Albert Finney; Billie Whitelaw and Colin Blakely

YouTube video by Tir Nan Og -Deceased

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 13/11/2024

can we play "guess the ankles of the player on the homescreen wallpaper"? I'm going Billy McNeill

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Mike Woods @mikewoods.xyz · 13/11/2024

Presented without comment. Our imagining of how todays White House lunch might have played out #trump #biden #ifwhiteamericatoldthetruthforonedayitsworldwouldfallapart

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Mubashar “Mubs” Iqbal @mubashariqbal.com · 11/11/2024

Starter packs are genius, but I was surprised there wasn't a list of them for people to find. So I built it: blueskydirectory.com/starter-pack... The website monitors the packs being shared and adds the ones it finds to the database. Missed your stater pack? Message me and I'll get it added.

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All - Bluesky Directory

A curated collection of all things relating to the Blue Sky social media platform.

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