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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"We have replaced the Yankees' infield with drunk 4-year-olds on roller skates. Let's see if anyone notices."

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Turn on the mod shuffle, you cowards

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Homefield @homefield.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That was the most Pitt football game of all-time, only to be supplanted by the next time Pitt plays football

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

All the same, I was all set to make the "basketball in 1 month" post, but football survives another week

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Pat our starting QB is in sweats on crutches, we're gonna be ranked for all of 5 seconds, chill #pittbs

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Turnover chaos is my least favorite chaos #pittbs

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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

DARLING FETCH THE TURNOVER DUNK

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Still not over the Yates drop but a couple more sacks like that could heal me #h2p

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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

VT fans I hear you chanting the chant that only WVU fans are allowed to say and I am judging you

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A virtue of the long-running groupchat is you never know when something new's gonna get unlocked. You send a simple meme and, next thing you know, you learn your friend has DEEP-seated thoughts on how to best assemble a hot dog on a bun

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Postseason rooting power rankings: 1a. CWS 1b. CHC (windy series ftw) 2. BOS (happy neighbors for @aprilglick.bsky.social) 3. MIL 4. CLE 5. TB 6. HOU 7. stepping on legos 8. SD 9. broken umbrella in a nor'easter 10. PHL 11. locusts 12. LAD 13. locust/murder hornet-hybrids T-14. ATL, NYY

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Corey Cohen @coreycohen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Final verdict: it was fun to see Endgame on a giant theater screen & sound system again. That the Regal subscription means I basically went for $6 also helps.

Cap & Peggy surprised by a new post-credit scene

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It really was a whole time of that. Either the rapture would get us, or Y2K would get us, or the tornado would get us, or the Bruce Willis or Morgan Freeman meteor would get us, or the Tommy Lee Jones or Pierce Brosnan volcano would get us, or etc etc

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Tensions run high between the Jersey Mike's Nation and the Demilitarized Sheetz Zone over the former's granting sanctuary to the Wawa Dominion's government-in-exile

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Knock Knock playing while Pitt is challenging a call to get a first down is elite pa work, well done stadium

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

That may actually be the first candy corn commercial I've ever seen in any of my days on this earth.

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Whats impressive is when you can find all 3 in one

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"To be fair, we said we'd oversee the FBS, not over-change anything about it. There's a difference."

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026

Legal writers: don't do this shit Everyone else: don't fall for this shit

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Abbey Mastracco @abbeymastracco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I don't think I've seen an ovation like that at Citi Field since David Wright's number was retired. Pete Alonso is easily one of the most popular players in franchise history.

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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

the whole crowd standing up really broke me HE WAS SUPPOSED TO RETIRE A MET

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

There's probably a big correlation between "always grayed on Deadspin" and "always muted on Bluesky"

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

"Remember, the yellow line you see on the screen is not the official first down line." "Remember, the game clock you see on the screen is not the official game clock." "Remember, the ball you see on the screen is not the official ball."

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The best way I can describe it is if someone threw The Rainmaker into a blender with Who Framed Roger Rabbit. It's so damn fun.

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

So Long, And Thanks For All The Bread

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

When I was in law school, a rep from the FBI's NY office came to talk about careers with the Bureau. He specifically told us don't try to get hired right after graduation, because the size of our student loan debt made us corruption & security risks. Just happened to came to mind, no real reason.

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

You say "we're approaching football weather", I say "we're approaching playoff baseball weather", we are not the same but it's ok

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Linkin Playground One Door Cinema Club Nudging Molly Jimmy Eat Moon Ezra* (*tm Norm MacDonald, rip)

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Does Netflix understand it's not enough to own all the media, you have to let people know it's happening so they watch? I first heard about the field of dreams game from @aprilglick.bsky.social; now an ad for the Paley Center's film festival is how I learn the diplomat is coming back in october?

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

It *is* relaxing to have social media that isn't real life again, I must say.

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Creativity is built from years of writing book reports based on the book jacket synopsis of books you didn’t read. 800-1000 words of pure flow on the page. AI has destroyed this.

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I was in the Great ExamSoft Crash of 2014 and every bar exam story somehow seems to get worse?

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Pardeep Cattry @pcattry.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

you could hear the boos very audibly inside the press box, which has glass so thick that you couldn't hear the pre-game performances at all

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Michael @miketwomey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

If messi had hit that one he would be a literal damn airbender wth

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