battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026( nc ) what the fuck did i ever do to you nah you know what i hope you keep having that psychotic break rude bitch 031
battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 06/01/2026I had sloppy backbreaking sex with Tenna when we were human so I kinda dgaf. 020
battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 19/12/2025… i got an outfit for that christmas party shit or whatever 430
battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Hey whats umedia.tenor.coma man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .ALT: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes . 120
battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 27/10/2025// i need to have a more serious development witj battie the most notable thing shes done is fuck spamton in church when they were both humans. 030
Reposted by battie .⏾⋆.˚ 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 & 𝕤𝕠𝕦𝕝 ⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆ @heartscalling.bsky.social · 25/10/2025nothing ever happens 022
battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Anybody else feel like something bad is gonna happen or is that just me 110
Reposted by battie .くるくりかえす @secondhandvanity.bsky.social · 24/10/2025"how are you" i am literally going insane thank you for your concern 012
battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 23/10/2025media.tenor.coma woman in a black hoodie is drinking through a green strawALT: a woman in a black hoodie is drinking through a green straw 010
battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 22/10/2025I DIDNT HAVE SEX WITH SPAMTON I DIDNT.I DIDNT [lying through her fucking teeth rn] 220
Reposted by battie .Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Baby Battat Girl Is So Small Fig In Two Hands New Baby Battat Toy Tiny For Baby Small Aww Mike Fun Pal Happy Happy Battat Baby for 2 Or 3 Every Battat All Aww Cuteness Adorable New Toy Battat Pet Dice Cute Dice Baby Battat Aww 098
battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Pluey has never ever done anything wrong in his life. Ever 011
Reposted by battie .Teto !! @walkie-teto.bsky.social · 17/10/2025@greenpippins.bsky.social @green-dice.bsky.social @motormouthdice.bsky.social @motormouthmic.bsky.social @the-mike-theory.bsky.social @miketheorist.bsky.social etc etc 552
battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025// poor battie has never gotten her chance for big development despite being one of the first accounts i made here . Things happen to them but they just internalize it and go on as normal never confiding in anyone ever or acting on feelings. so sorry battie it wasn’t on purpose 120
Reposted by battie .emotions scrapbook @affectingbot.bsky.social · 17/10/2025I find I can’t stop moving. Sometimes it’s because I feel like I have to keep up with you, and sometimes it’s because I feel like I have to keep ahead of the others. 012
Reposted by battie .battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 28/09/2025// whatever go my battie sketch 4367
battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Oh … yeah . Tails . [ adjusting her poncho really grumpily ] 120
battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025There’s a lot of things that have been building up in my mind and bottling it all up will probably have severe consequences in the future but alas 130
battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Whatever the fuck is happening with the other versions of me leave me out of it man I’m too fucking tired to crash out rn 020
battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025// sorry i love escalating things to “lets kiss” on a whim 000
battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 16/10/2025[nc] Can we all pretend I was in my lightner event for longer bc my writer decided to impulsively do this when the other ones were almost over already? Yeah thanks guys 040