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IF I MAKE IT THROUGH TONIGHT, EVERYBODY’S GOTTA HEAR ME OUT ! [ run by vanny . they/it . 21 . ] [ icon : battiegutz on tumblr ]

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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
( nc ) what the fuck did i ever do to you nah you know what i hope you keep having that psychotic break rude bitch
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Oh you’re leaving? Thank god
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
No
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I had sloppy backbreaking sex with Tenna when we were human so I kinda dgaf.
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
this u?
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
… i got an outfit for that christmas party shit or whatever
by kailixart on twitter/X
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Hey whats u
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a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
ALT: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
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𝚂𝙷𝙴'𝙻𝙻 𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚂𝙼𝙸𝙻𝙴 :) @stringsection.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
// i need to have a more serious development witj battie the most notable thing shes done is fuck spamton in church when they were both humans.
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⏾⋆.˚ 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 & 𝕤𝕠𝕦𝕝 ⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆ @heartscalling.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
nothing ever happens
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Anybody else feel like something bad is gonna happen or is that just me
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くるくりかえす @secondhandvanity.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
"how are you" i am literally going insane thank you for your concern
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Yeah alright sure
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
// full new icon :)
by je11yfishyy on tumblr
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
// wgy do i have 500 followers
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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a woman in a black hoodie is drinking through a green straw
ALT: a woman in a black hoodie is drinking through a green straw
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vi. THE LOVERS @antiphonarium.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I DIDNT HAVE SEX WITH SPAMTON I DIDNT.I DIDNT [lying through her fucking teeth rn]
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
CAN YOU D!E
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
[sits up a abruptly] I could be a bat.
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
by wtf-drawing on tumblr
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─⠀𝑇𝐻𝐸⠀ ❛⠀𝐷𝐸𝐶𝐸𝐴𝑆𝐸𝐷 .⠀❜ @morsviventis.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
// the evil random headache
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
If I speak
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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Baby Battat Girl Is So Small Fig In Two Hands New Baby Battat Toy Tiny For Baby Small Aww Mike Fun Pal Happy Happy Battat Baby for 2 Or 3 Every Battat All Aww Cuteness Adorable New Toy Battat Pet Dice Cute Dice Baby Battat Aww
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Pluey has never ever done anything wrong in his life. Ever
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Teto !! @walkie-teto.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
@greenpippins.bsky.social @green-dice.bsky.social @motormouthdice.bsky.social @motormouthmic.bsky.social @the-mike-theory.bsky.social @miketheorist.bsky.social etc etc
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
// poor battie has never gotten her chance for big development despite being one of the first accounts i made here . Things happen to them but they just internalize it and go on as normal never confiding in anyone ever or acting on feelings. so sorry battie it wasn’t on purpose
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emotions scrapbook @affectingbot.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I find I can’t stop moving. Sometimes it’s because I feel like I have to keep up with you, and sometimes it’s because I feel like I have to keep ahead of the others.
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
// whatever go my battie sketch
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Oh … yeah . Tails . [ adjusting her poncho really grumpily ]
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Dude
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
There’s a lot of things that have been building up in my mind and bottling it all up will probably have severe consequences in the future but alas
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Whatever the fuck is happening with the other versions of me leave me out of it man I’m too fucking tired to crash out rn
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Darkner liquor doesn’t hit the same .
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
[nc] THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGG
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
DO NOT GIVE ME ATTITUDE!!!!!!!
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
// sorry i love escalating things to “lets kiss” on a whim
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Yippins. Not another word
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I’m also back if anyone even fucking cares
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Battat City in shambles as usual huh
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I don’t wanna talk about it
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
.
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⋆. 𐙚 ˚ ᓚᘏᗢ⠀. @tenna-being-cat.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
art by ‪kuu_city‬ on twitter
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
[nc] Can we all pretend I was in my lightner event for longer bc my writer decided to impulsively do this when the other ones were almost over already? Yeah thanks guys
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
// looks around even more scared
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
// im crying
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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Aannn 🥺
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