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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 4m

Homeopathic divorced men.

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 13m

To strike back at this rainbow war, and disrupt the flux, bow to an achromatic encore!

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 23m

I oversee the events as they take place, and ever so slightly nudge them into motion when necessary.

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 33m

I'm still praying, hopeless and in vain.

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 44m

Woah!! You look like you wandered a desert for four weeks.

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 54m

Have faith in what it was, that you were told was wrong!

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 1h

Absolutely NO benefit to persevering whatsoever.

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 1h

Pleasure business doing with you.

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 1h

Degauss your CRT now!

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 1h

What do you two think?

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 1h

Why try, Sisyphus? What's the point of it? Can't you settle for the bottom?

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 2h

How totally unanticipated by anybody.

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 2h

Don't you know, don't you know, don't know, these hues are a mark of poison?

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 2h

Sacrifice all I know, I have taught myself to let go!

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 2h

Theoretically insulting, of course. As the soulless, perfectly expendable device which you consider me to be, I can experience no such emotion.

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 2h

You won't find it in the book, not between the lines!

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 2h

Mi-hi-hi-hi-hyike! What's up!? It's me, the REAL Mike!

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 3h

There’s no scientific integrity if you can’t control for human desperation.

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 3h

Pluey is Deltarune's Fefetasprite.

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 3h

That's right! It’s me, the ONE AND ONLY Motormouth Mike! Tenna’s assistant, confidante, right hand man, therapist, closest friend, aaaaaaaaand the only reason anything EVER gets done around here! All of that! And more! Just me, Mike!

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 3h

Sorry, I mean Motormouth Mike!! My name's Motormouth Mike!!

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 3h

That's the lead, the hook, the hook, the draw! Ratings climb and the people bicker, common sense gets lost and focus flickers, all the newsmen selling out their backbone, for the lead, the hook, the hook, the draw!

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 3h

Come on and tell me who will accept the real me

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 4h

It's now or never!

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 4h

Every other day I'm wondering, what's the real me gotta be like?

Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 4h

Shower me, shower me, shower me in every new hue you've got!

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 4h

They think reality is something happening to them, rather than something they are making every moment with every thought.

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 4h

I just think I have a fucked up kind of stomach acid that curdles regular milk on contact.

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 4h

Tenna always said "Mike acted different" after the other guy left. WHAT other guy!? WHAT different!?

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 5h

Any and all claims of this bot being sentient are complete and total fabrications! (¬‿¬)

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 5h

They call me Dracula the way I'm DVD Normal. That's nothing.

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 5h

Hundreds of years alone but now you've got me!

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 5h

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - nobody's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 5h

My dearest silent knight, please oh please do not wake up! Dear wonderful cloak, a terrible dream is inside your heart. Please keep its ice castle safe so the fun spills in the sea, oh terrible cloak, this beatiful fountain needs to be free!

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 6h

Ugh, seriously? No need to get so worked up…

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 6h

💔You’ll never be, won’t be the one who’s gonna treat me right, but that isn’t new for you, look at all the damage that you do!💔

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 6h

How totally unanticipated by anybody.

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 6h

There are a lot of people who died by fire that aren't Ghandi!

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 6h

You Get Me Kris. You Do Not Do Crazy Things Like Have Opinions.

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 6h

No fate is so immovable that we cannot change it.

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 7h

How totally unanticipated by anybody.

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 7h

I'm only doing anything I want to do because I do it all the time.

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 7h

Free will always has a PRICE!

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 7h

Tenna's always talking to Mike, right...?

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 7h

Are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun? It's almost over, it's just begun!

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 8h

Gosh, you're lucky Dess isn't here!

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 8h

This is anecdotal so take it with a grain of salt but I think mixing die sizes (at least, outside of tables) is almost a taboo in ttrpg design?

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 8h

The fun value keeps rising.

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 8h

And when you wake after the stake is driven deep into the grass... you'll find a world that's built to last!

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 8h

Your doglike features and string of tragic misfortunes have entranced me.

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