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mike taddow

@miketaddow.bsky.social
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a Real Poster. //former sbnation (mavsmoneyball forever), central track, and a few other now defunct outlets 🕊️

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 2h
today i checked on the bottle of champagne in the back of our fridge. it’s still good, nice and cold, and just waiting to be drank…soon.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 4h
this mfer said “this kids” smh
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 4h
this kids are alright
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 5h
d+15 midterm indicator
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 6h
425° will do it
unc charlotte (CHAR)  vs.  temple university (TEMP)
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 9h
can i be invited i’ll bring some iced tea
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 9h
ulm mentioned!
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 9h
i don’t understand how they’re gonna do a season 5 when only one (1) season of true detective ever happened
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 9h
can i just give you $25m now
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 9h
and we’ll be adding thor to the de-verified list. but also he’ll be our new creative manager. i run a tight ship.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 9h
indeed!
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 9h
on tiktok not here. no funny business here. never.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 9h
and yes, the first account getting de-verified will be @jcsalterego.bsky.social. also he’ll become our new ceo. but de-verified! for his crimes.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 9h
no. all comedy accounts will be sent to jail
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 9h
no “let that sink in” for me. i’ll be yelling “time to clean some asses!”
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 9h
easy — i’m buying @bsky.app. finally, you’ll all have to like my posts vs. just tolerating them
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 12h
worked at mcdonalds as a 16yo for approx 2 hours. did paperwork and was getting uniform stuff when cousin came in to tell me he got me a gig at a cell phone company making 3x more. walked smooth outta there.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 12h
it’s true. i have one and i have the delivery receipt from the federal govt
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13h
congrats to the incoming wh press secretary, a car that can do kick flips under very controlled conditions
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 12h
if you watch the clip from this week of the now-former press secretary on hannity you can see that the administration did in fact still televise an execution
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 13h
it’s wild that for this stank ass govt, hurting minorities isn’t where the problem is. can’t perform when asked to lie to the masses? oh that’s a PROBLEM!
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 13h
heaux said
static.klipy.com
Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
ALT: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15h
the tech press can sometimes (a lot of times) be very good and very on top of Journalism™️, but sometimes they can be absolute rubes. just the most gullible dummies.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 17h
LOL HE’S AN AI CORRESPONDENT WHAT LOLOLOL
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 17h
the smoothest-brained people will post anything on here lol bless this lil baby’s heart
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 17h
there was a time i would be so intrigued about Flying Car, but gotdamn i’m just so exhausted with that emerald mine nepo nazi, i just don’t give a fuck. also, that car will probably kill people.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
i’m sorry but the dodgers can’t just sweep this one under the rug
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
denver broncos won an nfl game with just 167 yards. this tells you that you can overcome anything life throws at you, kings and queens. anything is possible!
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
• colorado state rush defense collapse • uab pick 6 to seal a win • brewers to the world series • sam darnold burnt sausage ass int in ot all topics of great Discussion Posts here on bluesky, the official app for sports.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
they shoulda flagged bo nix for clipping there lol
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
sam darnold mononucleosis ass pass lol
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
you get me
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
i’m an Old for sure lol
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
donovan mcnabb’s biggest fear
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
seahawks left bo nix too much time (0:03)
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
great post, mike! a sweet post, even
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
call centers will be buzzing about this
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
artists are never appreciated during their peak,,,this world will revere my Posting in 30 years. they will build a posting statue of me.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
(i’ve done that bit since like 2010 and one time like in 2014/15, some rando on twitter cussed me out bc there was an nfl game, mlb game, and like hella college games on lol)
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
another night with zero sports happening smh
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
i just think it’s wild how the gambling sites will air a commercial with enticement “deals” to gamble all while a “need help with gambling? call xxxx” caption is plastered on there.
tim robinson in a hotdog costume with caption “We're all trying to find the guy who did this”
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
“barber says it’s ‘unknown’ how much he’ll deal with hair clippers”
Trump administration

Trump's new press secretary says it's 'unknown' how much she'll deal with media


Katie Zacharia tells the Guardian her first, widely panned, press briefing followed six days after being appointed to the role
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
hell no i don’t be running i leave that business to 🫵🏽you🫵🏽 runners i ain’t never been about that life
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
in honor of the recent chicago marathon, rocked the chicago marathon vomero joints today
green and black sneakers
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
when you’re a n@zι
elon university (ELON)  vs. stanford university (STAN)
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
absolutely livid that this post wasn’t from me
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
personal news: let’s set the record straight. i received my law degree from bubba state a&m in 2009. i did not pass the bar exam in texas or d.c. and have NOT been practicing despite the media reports saying otherwise.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
😭 that’s my wide receiver 😭
terrell owens crying while wearing sunglasses
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
uhh they’re all good ones, larry
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