Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 14/08/2026MapTap todaystatic.klipy.comNBA Player Shooting Hoops in GymALT: NBA Player Shooting Hoops in Gym 001
Reposted by Mike Plataniaactioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 05/08/2026"imagine AI was suddenly banned" okay I would have no loss in productivity but I would say "fuck off" to my computer several fewer times a day than I do currently 1326836
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Since first seeing this, I haven't gone more than 20 minutes without "Hey there Mr. Jambo!" flashing across my thoughts 100
Reposted by Mike PlataniaMike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Jude Bellingham simply has The Stuff™ 111
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 09/07/2026One way or another the documentaries about Pogačar are going to be fascinating. 000
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This was a great read and fair look at where cycling’s at these days. The current trust issues in cycling trace back to the fact that the past generation of dopers were never fully rooted out of the sport. 100
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Bellingham went from knocking in goals for fun to putting on a hazmat suit and cleaning up on defense. New favorite player 000
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I finally finished The Americans. They somehow held the obvious tension for 75 episodes. That was an unbelievable show that I'm not sure I'll ever want to rewatch again. 100
Reposted by Mike PlataniaBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/04/2026"all writers use AI" nope, get the entire fuck out of here with that 191822221
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 22/02/2026┳┻| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) 3v3 overtime kicks ass ┳┻|⊂ﾉ ┻┳| 000
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Every defenseman who’s played hockey at any level has unsuccessfully tried some stick handling nonsense like this and Keller did it to win Olympic gold 131
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Teams should be allowed to defend against this Canadian men's squad with cattle prods.youtube.com 000
Reposted by Mike PlataniaDan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 07/01/2026You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK 1273347841
Reposted by Mike PlataniaJake Berg @jacobsberg.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.wsj.comWe Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI. 9730051044
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Neon pop-punk merch is the antidote to the greige plague we're currently living in. 010
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 17/11/2025media.tenor.coma man in a green shirt is standing in the water looking at something .ALT: a man in a green shirt is standing in the water looking at something . 000
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 21/10/2025I just finished Mad Men for the first time. Hell of a slow burn, felt like it took 2.5 seasons to get going, but hot damn was that a good watch. 110
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 19/08/2025FEEL LIKE I'M LOSING MY MINDyoutube.comCHVRCHES - He Said She SaidYouTube video by ChvrchesVEVO 000
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 29/07/2025*taps the sign* it's not too late to get in on this bsky.app/profile/mike... 000
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Might be the funniest video on a bits-per-second basis in history. Conan beginning to laugh before Downey even starts because he knows something's coming. Downey nearly breaking on "with the island?" The "HA HA, sorry, nice try." Calling Ghislaine by only her first name. It's a masterpiece. 110
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Circa Survive; Juturna Porter Robinson; Worlds Taking Back Sunday; Tell All Your Friends Lorde; Melodrama Bloc Party; Silent Alarm Jamie xx; In Colour Underoath; They’re Only Chasing Safety Childish Gambino; Camp Knuckle Puck; Copacetic Coheed & Cambria; In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 000
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Buried lede about this movie is that it also stars John Mulaney and Kathryn Hahn?! 100
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Feel uncomfortable leaving the house without eating at least one item of clothing that’s black 000
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 30/04/2025We need a mass intervention for these dudes, who are truly living in a prison of their own creation.gq.comWhy Do So Many Men Refuse to Wear Shorts?No matter how swampy it gets outside, a not-insignificant number of fellas refrain from ever exposing their legs. We asked a handful of holdouts to explain themselves. 110
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Song of the summeryoutube.comNIAMOS | Season 2 Club MIX | Andor OST Cover Chandrila Wedding, Mon Mothma Dance Music #andorseason2YouTube video by Jeremy Brauns Music 000
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 13/04/2025NEW AWAY MESSAGE: A few months ago I went against my better judgment and bought a kick-ass GTI. It did not go well.mikeplatania.substack.comWhen Achieving a Childhood Dream Goes WrongInside me there are two wolves. And they're both idiots. 000
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Taps the trusty "Just Go See New Found Glory For $50" sign 100
Reposted by Mike PlataniaBrian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog 144169042592
Reposted by Mike PlataniaSarah O'Connor @sarahoconnorft.ft.com · 25/03/2025Surely a contender for the funniest thing a judge has ever said www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... 472799560
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Someday Swampfest is going to see someone strapped to a DIY rocket and go to actual space. Every year the ante gets upped at this event, genuinely bonkers shit in the best way possible.youtube.comMASHER: SWAMPFEST 2025 VideoYouTube video by ThrasherMagazine 020
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 15/03/2025This has been playing on loop in my head for like 36 hours now and there’s no signs of it slowing 000
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Mr. Jones is the ultimate honey pot karaoke song. Everyone knows it, everyone loves it. We all feel like we know the words, but we don't. No one does. It is verbose and wordy as hell. You'll be left bellowing "MR. JONES AND ME!" and mumbling the rest of the way. This is a singular song in this way.youtube.comCounting Crows - Mr. Jones (Official Music Video)YouTube video by CountingCrowsVEVO 300
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I can't decide if reading this was like picking an old scab or a nice walk down memory lane. There have been so many goddamn near-misses for NY sports this century, none of which looms larger in my memory than the 2014 Stanley Cup Final. Not sure I'll ever get over it.theringer.comSports and the City: A Quarter Century of Misery (and Company) for New York FansAcross the past 25 years, it has rarely mattered how uniquely New York sports stories have been told or how sweetly they have unfolded. They’ve mostly all ended the same way. 100
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 03/03/2025It only took me four years but I have finally named my blog (lol oops)mikeplatania.substack.comLost Bands of the MySpace Era"Remembering some dudes" MUSIC EDITION 010
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 25/02/2025With the Iditarod coming up I'm reminded of the time @brianphillips.bsky.social wrote the most buck-wild ridealong story everespn.comOut in the Great AloneThe Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race pushes participants to the brink on an unforgiving trek to the end of the world. And, as one writer who tracked the race by air discovers, that is exactly the point. 140
Reposted by Mike PlataniaBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17/02/2025CLANG 1040581
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Really really enjoyed everything Nathan Zed says in this. The whole "try to be nonchalant" aesthetic of the last few years really is the pits, I am totally in favor of the maximalist, try hard renaissance.youtube.comHow Trying Became Cool AgainYouTube video by Nathan Zed 000
Mike Platania @mikeplatania.bsky.social · 11/02/2025media.tenor.coma man is sitting in front of an lg advertisementALT: a man is sitting in front of an lg advertisement 010
