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Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

This country is so far gone that I don't even think the Kimmel news will make a ripple for normal people. They still had to clock into work and stress over bills today so the regime will only get more authoritarian

Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

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The Free Speech President has now pulled two of the three major late night hosts off the air through threats and intimidation because of their jokes. Obviously I’m behind Jimmy Kimmel 100% in the face of this fascist garbage. Speech against this admin isn’t just being chilled, they’re freezing it.

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Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

One of numerous examples that reminds me that we all live in different realities is reading Tik Tok comments saying “I was heartbroken to unfollow [white influencer] after they shared sympathy for MAGA🥀”, and then I go to the influencers profile and it’s like… yeah? That’s their entire vibe?

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Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Illumination's Mario is now canonically a Charlie Kirk sympathizer

Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

LMAOOOOOOO everyone's broke as fuck

Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

oh fuck another video popped up, he's fucking dead

Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

holy fuck he might actually be dead, that was super precise

Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

There's discourse around Sinners saying the "post-credits" scene should've been moved up into the main movie, despite said scene happening 30 seconds into the credits, and happening soon enough that if you don't have the attention span of a gnat, it flows with the movie anyway we're cooked man

Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

average day in a comedy writers room

Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Gavin Newsom’s account is gonna break character if/when he dies to share genuine condolences in regular case isn’t he

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Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

The problem with modern IP development: "We want to explore new areas of an old franchise!" while being too chicken shit to actually move forward with new faces because of the small chance older audiences don't return, making you wonder who this is even for Also fuck J.K. Rowling

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Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕

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Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

LAST NIGHT WAS A MOVIE 🤪💯 (ripped two shots of Afrin)

onion person @junlper.beer · 23/08/2025

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the reason rightwingers care so much about the cracker barrel logo change and take it as a personal attack is that most conservatives areas don’t have any actual community and the only semblence of identity these days is based around consumption

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Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Yes I am better than you for not using AI to make basic decisions or for therapy. Like, by a significant margin. Even babies engage in enrichment time and they don’t even know they’re alive. Your cognition is lower than a baby’s. Idk what to tell you.

Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Sorry I didn’t make eye contact and nod at you black king i’m neurodivergent

Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

[me blindfolded against the wall as I'm about to be executed by gunfire by Boston Dynamics' new Enforcement Model v3 for missing a payment on my McDonald's Quarter Pounder Meal BNPL plan] Wait did I put this on the work calendar?

Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Regardless of how I feel about the actual movie, I am obSESSED with this line read

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Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Missed a left turn light because the guy in front of me was watching YouTube Shorts (visible because of a dashboard phone clip) and didn’t know I was the one honking at him, we are so beyond fucking cooked

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Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

I’m a Jr., and I guess one downside to being a Jr. is that as you get older, your dad’s friends/family also get older and accidentally CC/text you things meant for him more often lmao

Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I haven’t been alive long, but just based on history and pattern recognition, I think societies objectively function better when its leaders fear for their (live)lihood(s)

Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Unless this is only happening to me, one very small reminder of the enshitifaction of everything is that every physical movie or game I’ve purchased in the last two years has the disc loose in the case/separated from the hub that holds it in place Very basic things that just aren’t working anymore

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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Armed Trump administration agents wearing masks just showed up outside of Gavin Newsom’s press conference. This is what rising fascism looks like.

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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Genndy Tartakovsky on adult animation: “We have all these adult series but features, it’s pretty much this kind of Disney, DreamWorks, Pixar, Marvel model. There are very few things that are different and that’s what’s frustrating – we should be as different as live action.”

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Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

GOP memes on their socials: mfw I see a minority or poor person in the streets (they should fucking die) Democrat memes on their socials: our love for America Is Rael <3

Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

[mild adult inconvenience occurs] Jarvis, increase dopamine output by 15%

Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

[wife says she wants a divorce and storms out with her things] Hey ChatGPT what's her deal?

Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

They don't call Washington D.C. "Washington Dis is where da Crime is" for no reason

Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Is there some mental overlap between 3x Trump voters and the people who buy Call of Duty every year despite publicly saying they hate the game and won’t buy the next one (they will buy it)?

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Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Literal rollercoaster of enjoyment this past week

Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Okay place your bets, which streamer is implementing social maps first?

Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

I hate being coy about things like this because of how "mYsTeRiOuS" it comes off but I've just received the best news of my professional career yet and I can't even talk about it but oh my god it's time to lock in in ways I've never locked before

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a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .

ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .

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Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Saw Naked Gun. 9/10, genuinely fantastic I think my favorite part was AMC playing a Google Gemini Ad during trailers that talked about using generative AI to improve “cat painting skills” that was met with thunderous boos and laughter from a near sold out showing

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 03/08/2025

"i just use AI for-" say no more, i already think less of you

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Michael Culbertson @mikenike16.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

[a hilariously outrageous but likely conversation point in the next decade] "Kinda sucks that Netflix 2 gatekeeps 4K streaming behind having an AB- blood type, but getting no ads with O- is surprisingly pro-consumer of them"