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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️

@mikecook82.bsky.social
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Lover of film, television, comedy and horror. Former advertising creative. I am pro Star Trek and antifascist. AI sucks. Humanity rules. 🇨🇦 My creative work: Mikecookonline.com

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16h
Friendly reminder that Don Jr was smart enough not to marry Kimberly Guilfoyle but Gavin Newsom was not. Gavin Newsom has worse instincts than Don Jr. Let that shit marinate for awhile, especially considering the pundits want you to believe Newsom is the future of the Democratic Party.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 3h
Thank you! Heroes! How long can this be kept up? This is gonna need to be a 24/7 operation. Maybe have spotters that can alert people en masse to swarm and block the construction? Shifts? We can’t let Ford’s fat little fingers take any more from us!!!
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 3h
FUCK YEAH! THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT! Fuck these lawless thugs.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 4h
Earlier today someone referred to the current Republican crop as the result of political inbreeding.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 4h
Welp, Lowe and Leigh’s careers are done. Never heard of the third guy.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 5h
I hate him most of all.
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 6h
This guy had an awesome sign.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 5h
Why is it when life imitates art, it’s always some fucked up weird art? Why can’t life imitate Care Bears and precious moments figurines?
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Woman Stretching Face with Hands
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 6h
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Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question
YouTube video by IRamzayI
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 6h
This is a very good set up for a movie I’d watch.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 10h
Y’know what I think throws people? 20th century tyrants, dictators, and fascist leaders have always been non English speaking. So, in the West, we haven’t really ever heard capital F fascist politicians talking before. It’s always been subtitled. we know how Americans feel about subtitles.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 10h
You are an exhausting person with an endless need for attention. I don’t know who you are or what your deal is and I’ve purposely avoided finding out (just like whatever 6/7 was), even though I’ve been subjected to people defending/complaining about you for a year. It sucks!
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 10h
Because they’re owned by billionaires who don’t want a strong swing to the left. They want to keep playing this game every 4-8 years until somebody blows up the world and they get to try out their bunkers.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 11h
Well, this is gonna make a billion dollars. 🚪✨🦄🌈🦁
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NARNIA: THE MAGICIAN’S NEPHEW | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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TK @essenariz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 16h
Yes! Also do this for anyone who worked at ice, even the back office desk jobs. Bare them from any government work and certainly from anything in law enforcement. Or better yet, deny their citizenship and third country deport them to Russia, since that’s a thing that can apparently be done now.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 16h
No wonder solve rates are so low. These people are idiots.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 16h
Wait, they’re both black and white? Who has two black and white cats? You’re just asking for a crazy mix ‘em up situation.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 16h
It’s in the article.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 16h
Are there any anti fascists who are really good at martial arts that wanna go protest a rally? Cuz that would be fucking lit!
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 17h
Ford Falcon
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 17h
POLITICAL INBREEDING! YES! And the Dems are suffering from the same thing. Just not as advanced because a litttle more diversity made its way into their gene pool. Literally and figuratively.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 18h
More or less the same response the Canadian delegation gave. I hope the rest of the world’s leaders are observing the pattern and learning to just jump to this inevitable end stage of negotiations with the US right away. Would save a lot of time and money.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Imho best version of that logo (after the anniversary version that showed all the versions through the years). The one after, with the multicoloured light beams shooting out of the continents is the worst.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It me!
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is good marketing. Strong insight. Solid execution.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
REALLY liked the first 2/3 of Carrie. Didn’t like the choices made in the last 1/3, wich really sidelined Carrie as a character and undoes what defined her. And it did it all to set up a “larger world” for “season 2” 🤮. Also was underwhelmed by the prom massacre set piece after so much build-up.
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Carrie: Covered in Blood
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Had to google to check if that was an official doomsday poster. Jesus Christ. Even by marvel standards that’s atrocious.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ok I looked it up and that’s in New York? How do her plants not die in the winter?! Amazing.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Reality check: The Republican Party is now the American Nazi party. Just because they haven’t changed the name officially and started wearing armbands, doesn’t make a lick of difference. Anybody who says any different is a fool or a collaborator. So evaluate everything else they say accordingly.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is so nice. Where is it? Must be a temperate climate cuz freezing temps would kill all those pots in the winter.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
His agent certainly does. If he isn’t reading scripts and just signing onto stuff based off of a summary by his agent, then just showing up and saying lines, it’s not inconceivable he’s doing this shit without knowing what he’s participating in. If he fires his agent, he’s legit. If not, he’s not.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I always think of Ken burns civil war documentary where he explains that the south could have been beaten early and relatively easily, but north, particularly some of the generals at the time, were complacent and incompetent. So even the “good guys” made it all way worse than it had to be.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I dig the vibe. It’s all star dust and moonbeams, baby!
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Shia La Beouf's Magic Unicorn Moment
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dude trying to fight his inner worst instincts and be a good person, whatever. There’s an angle maybe. But at no point does judging the woman need to be a factor. What he did isn’t a joke. It’s just stating and observation and his opinion (which is trash regardless) with no craft. No ideas. Lazy.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I mean, this is like Andrew Dice Clay material without the theatricality and charisma. You could write a funny bit about how it’s tough to loose weight cuz you spend all your energy trying not stare and be a creep, but then they keep making it harder by adding the butt rooshing. It’s about the…
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
On top of everything else, it’s also terrible joke writing. “Women in tight gym clothes look sexy” is such a tired observation, it’s existed since the 80’s when aerobics were first invented. Jamie Lee Curtis made a movie about it. And then the “punchline” is just, “but we’re not supposed to look”.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yes! Her and Kira Sedgwick were the ONLY two names I recognized. I don’t understand with so many talented ppl looking for work in Hollywood why they can’t get actual celebrities that have actual personalities and are actually interesting.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They just announced the US traitors, and once again it’s like two actual celebrities and a bunch a reality TV nobody’s. All reality people do is lie and make pretend, so what is them on traitors offering exactly? Meanwhile UK celebrity traitors is all actually interesting celebrities I’ve heard of.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Is it just me, or are we beginning to see a corollary between A-level directors using AI and their films getting super lazy, sloppy, and bad. I’m thinking of afleck’s latest train wreck. We’ll have to see about Danny Boyle’s latest “effort”.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That’s the ball game folks. If Americans don’t get in the streets in a big, sustained way today, there ain’t gonna be a tomorrow.
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Is it still owned by the world’s richest Nazi and mass murderer who uses it to make kiddie porn, stoke hatred, and tear the world apart? Yes? Then I’m good, thanks.
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Man's Disgusted Reaction
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I heard the final segment was good but I tapped out halfway through. Felt kinda slapdash and nonsensical, even by VHS standards. Maybe I’ll return to it. What did you think?
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I hate it here.
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Carney: Trump's 'energy ceasefire' could 'de-escalate' war in Ukraine — The Canadian Press
Mark Carney thanked U.S. President Donald Trump for “his leadership toward
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fuck this maga chud. He can stick his steel up his ass. This is what foreign investment brings by the way. Foreign assholes who back their foreign asshole governments and fuck us.
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CEO says he's prepared to fight Canada in court over Hamilton steel plant layoffs — CBC News
The CEO of the American company that owns Hamilton-based steelmaker Stelco says he's prepared to fight the Canadian government in court over Stelco's plan to lay off hundreds of workers. He also said ...
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The mechanics are pretty simple. It’s really just a question of calibre.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Very important Star Trek image
Shatner 
The world of homosexuality I'm not that
familiar with. Are you?

Spiner (Data tha robot)
To a degree…
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It also makes no sense. She describes being inspired by old-fashioned stereoscopic photos that created a multi-plane effect. That exact effect has been recreated in documentaries digitally, without AI, for 25 years. It’s a gibberish explanation that reveals ignorance, either real of feigned.
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Daniel José Older @djolder.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Very dystopian that on the article about a A.I. data center poisoning the air, there's a little rainbow A.I. chatbot button just lurking at the edge, waiting to poison the air some more to answer your banal question
The article below with a rainbow tab on the side which initiates a chat bot 
Text: 
Gadget Revieu_

HOME Y

EMERGING TECH / AI

Virginia Data Center Ran
Diesel Generators for 24
Hours. Residents Fled Their

Homes

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Sterling residents had no legal recourse as
189 of Virginia's 197 data-center air permits
allow emergency diesel runs without public

review
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
To anyone saying “I can’t believe we’ve got two more years of this”. Good news! We don’t! Either he is removed before then or we’ll all be killed. Either way, this can’t sustain for two more years.
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