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@mikeauld.bsky.social

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Likes: bad puns, old tv, comedy, music. Freeze Derek Nimmo and animate the vegetables. Dislikes: bad karma. Is it a dolphin in a bathtub?

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I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 23h

Ford Prefect

It’s Harry Ford in an old school yearbook photo with a “Prefect” badge badly photoshopped onto it

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

BlueSky /Twitter

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

BlueSky / Twitter

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just in: Bad Wolf have been outbid by CarLTon. More news at 10am. www.bbc.co.uk/commissionin...

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

(The BBC tenders the drama involving forensic examinations of the dead. And Silent Witness.)

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Watching Great North Run on the telly. Everytime Steve Cram mentions Talbi though…

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

And now the Weather. Introduced by William G. Stewart. (Temperature ranges from 15 to 1 deg C)

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head

Robbie Coltrane walking on the pier at Hope Cove.

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Billie Piper’s let herself go a bit.

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

What’s the deal with Tom Cruise’s speech at the World Cup closing ceremony?

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I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I miss them doing this. In a tournament full of gimmicks and sponsorships, how did they manage to omit this one?

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

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I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

“An Englishman, an Irishman and a Pakistani walk into a bar. What a perfect example of racial integration.”

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Hydration Break.

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Bronze is coming home.

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I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

But here he is (from the Goonhilly transmitter of course)

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Harry SECAM

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Ah well. At least Jude Bellingham can go back to presenting Countdown now.

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Here’s the lineup (to save you a click)

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

BBC News channel having a meltdown right now. They’ve now just cut to the holding screen and music. And now to the “scheduled” relay of the buildup online stream. Will post video soon.

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I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Let’s hope the Swiss manage one more achievement.

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Suarez, there.

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I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Hey Jude!

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Hydration Break

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Poirot’s Spanish teammate

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Just read this on the Weekend at Bernies Wikipedia page:

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Harry Kane there.

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Bobb.

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Darren was just on the telly again.

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

This refs shoulders are very 80s

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Ah, shaddup Matterface.

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

For me, it’s the brilliant Mark Bonnar

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Time for the John Terry memes?

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

We now go live to our VAR expert analysis.

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Gland

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I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

And also every time Mukau is mentioned

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I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Every time commentary mentions Cipenga

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I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Hydration Break :/

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Hydration Break

I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Good game! Good game!

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I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

It’s pens.

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I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

He who must not be named… but he got a place in the squad anyway,

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