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me: oh man I gotta tell you what happened to me this morning- friend whose stories all start with hosting a lavish orgy at his opulent mansion: set the scene. who were you fistin

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

ok hear me out: [I extend my proboscis and swiftly pierce your forehead, injecting an enzyme to dissolve your brain matter into a nutrient rich slurry]

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

i was stimming on the train to Chad Valley and nobody knew you

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

when im an air fryer whos not really listening

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026

Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

outfit not helping tbh

me dressed in cultist cream smock and brown pantaloons

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

natural “sir the barons men took our grain” straight fringe

me and my Velen physiognomy haircut. utter dimwit stablehand atavism

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

no nut november Tom Petty: dont cum around here no more

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

my sheltered provincial (autistic) upbringing meant i was in my 20s before i heard of Nandos. it sounded outlandish and exotic. i was the peasant they talk about feeding Doritos to

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

[turning up decades late] “these hipsters care more about IPAs (India pale ales) than they do IPAs (individual performance assessments)!!!!” [the building is empty and everyone is dead. the fields are cracked and barren. the end came and went without us]

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And on those skinny jeans, these words appear: “My name is Mike and I’ve always been Quite slim. I’m sure I’ll still be wearing These into my 40s!” Round the expanse Of that colossal butt, and tubby thighs, The waistline stretches far away

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

one identifying trait of a girlfriend is their phone is at 2 or sometimes 7 percent

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

ur body is a bouncy castle

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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

my neighbor states that he is not a genie yet every time i rub his house he comes outside

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

from our Orc City trip: our guide popped out of an Orc tunnel to jokingly scare the vets. Elf King yelled at him for 10 min.

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

about 3 times per day I remember something stupid I did in the past and groan like I’m taking poison damage

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

girlfriend’s friend send her this card to congratulate her on a volunteering milestone and I don’t think he understood what it is

A congratulatory card featuring balloons and the text So Proud Of You against a trans flag

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

mild mannered uncle pressured into playing Fortnite with 9yr old niece reveals hidden gift for killing honed in Unreal Tournament ‘99 like a digital History of Violence

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

7 days vape free who wants to fight

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

the Lion has rejection sensitivity dysphoria

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

high elf STUNS drinking hall by slighting ancestors in perfect Dwarfish

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

incredible how one can simultaneously feel depressed about being fat and also be haunted by the time someone said you had the figure of a neglected 5yr old girl

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

they’re rebooting my life tomorrow. its going to star a stranger things homunculus and suck shit

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

if you mouse over me the little flag says WAVERING and it slowly pulses red

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

uhhh no you wouldn’t know her she goes to another echo chamber

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

from our Orc City trip: our guide popped out of an Orc tunnel to jokingly scare the vets. Elf King yelled at him for 10 min.

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

“you better go in disguise” is a chilling line as it implies the teddy bears have a personal vendetta

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

hey girl. watchin our bard fk up persuasion checks made me think how i fumbled u. u coulda used some gentle Guidance but i was such a critical miss. see u on the re-roll

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

she: i like your jeans! my brain: do not deflect, engage with the compliment my mouth: thank you! they are 32” waist 34” leg 🙂

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

“white boy summer” why dontcha “whrite” to ya mumma. she misses you

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

im the regional radio dj who keeps giving Vengaboys airtime in 2025. i will never stop. i dont know how….

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

meeting her parents with “ah, so it’s your fault”

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

see dogs don’t do this

Mikes signature “haunted treetrunk” physique with bitter red scratches across the upper chest

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

my parents at 38: with the birth of our second child our family is complete me at 38: chain mail sounds good. but then id lose my dex bonus. hm

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mike @mikeasd.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

the barbershops i feel comfortable in (bc nobody expects me to talk) were closed so i had an anxiety attack and went somewhere trendy i was the eldest by a full generation and was accidentally given a haircut intended for a 13yr old