Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 3hDo typesetting systems allow headlines that are just a string of 144pt ‘party popper’ emojis 000
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 7hLove when everyone on my feed is dunking on someone I already had blocked. Catch up! 030
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 8hShedding the dark cynicism of Steely Dan and embracing a more cheerful cynicism 050
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 23hRegardless of what the criminal law was, the university should have had, and enforced, a more stringent code of conduct. 060
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 23h@theonion.com has posted another picture of the old Gothic buildings of my alma mater! How delightful! Now, to scroll down very slightly so that the headline may be read 020
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 30/09/2026Don’t know if it’s small but it’s definitely weird looking 020
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 30/09/2026I worry that even if we do dismantle the Greek system, it would just get reinvented from scratch. But maybe the temporary disruption to some existing traditions would be a good enough reason to do it. 031
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 30/09/2026Men feeling entitled to women’s bodies, even the parts women don’t typically have (antlers) 000
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 30/09/2026The Fountainhead was assigned summer reading for my senior year AP English class and I’d already choked the whole thing down by the time some helicopter parents got the school to send out a letter saying “You’re not actually required to read those books.” 030
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 30/09/2026The recommendation algorithms are still tremendously bad at predicting what existing music I want to hear, how are they going to instantly materialize new music that satisfies me? 010
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 30/09/2026The thing is, it’s hard to develop into the former unless your career arc previously involved some time as the latter 000
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 30/09/2026Just saw a tech co-founder wearing a hoodie over another hoodie 1100
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 30/09/2026Cornell says about 1/3 of students “participate in Greek life” which I think can only be accurate if that includes unaffiliated students attending unsanctioned binge drinking events 010
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 30/09/2026“Community service” where they ask for donations in front of the student union and donate $802 per semester to charity 100
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 30/09/2026Describe to me when in the course of events Jane Doe was supposed to have started shooting people. 060
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 30/09/2026Let’s make it use up a lot of tokens, an action that results in our tax money flowing into an Elon Musk company 040
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 30/09/2026Dear Cornellians, Please see the statement below from Cornell leadership: “sorry. sorry. im trying to fix it. don’t be mad at me. sorry” Sincerely, Associate Vice President for Alumni Affairs 242
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 29/09/2026Many of the Cornell frat members I knew when I was an undergrad now have daughters old enough to be sent off to college. I think about that a lot. I wonder if they think about that a lot. 230
Reposted by Mike PuterbaughSaeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Senior editor Cereese Qusba spent months reporting on the case before breaking the news of the lawsuit on September 18.”thecut.comHow Student Journalists Broke the ‘Cornell Seven’ Case“Our coverage was absolutely completely raw from the lawsuit and nothing was concealed. At a minimum, that’s what we can do as the student newspaper.” 231547544
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 29/09/2026I simply wouldn’t sympathize with rapists so much that I lash out in retribution on their behalf 071
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 28/09/2026A university-operated “campus police” force cannot be trusted to put the interest of justice ahead of its obligations to the university. 1130
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 27/09/2026An entire underclass of “people” who have no reference point for the menace-tinged sensuality of “Nathaniel Merriwether Presents Lovage: Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By” 😔 030
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 27/09/2026Contemplating the number of women reading “George Aldous’s Substack Kill Switch” 1270
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 27/09/2026I’m not thrilled that because of the actions of my alma mater’s administrators, everyone is now word-associating “Cornell” with “rapists”. 050
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 27/09/2026The monoculture died a long time ago. The NYC metro area doesn’t even have a Cpuntry radio station, also nobody listens to radio anymore 000
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 27/09/2026Good plan, I've never heard of somebody being bullied for a charm they wear around their neck 000
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 26/09/2026If I’m a rational employer, I choose to turn a screw that benefits me (higher experience floor, willing to work for less, etc.) instead of fussing over beverages 190
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 25/09/2026Nathan Diffee is different from Nathan Yaffe. Hence the name 000
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 25/09/2026Imagining Facebook AI boomerslop that’s like Dennis the Menace’s head on an adult body and he’s saying SHARE IF YOU THINK MATTRESS SHOWROOMS SHOULD STAY OPEN AT NIGHT SO VETERANS CAN SLEEP THERE 231
