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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I’m at the Rainforest Cafe I’m at the Margaritaville I’m at the combination Rainforest Cafe and Margaritaville

Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

When I come into a little money I won’t tell anyone, but there will be signs. The signs are me getting a bunch of Ethel Cain and Searows merch.

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Last day in the service industry y’all catch me listening to Jo Dee Messina all goddamn day WOOOO

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

In the Star Wars universe I would play a Jizzmaster

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The dance floor hath no fury like a margarita slamming auntie vibing to Ride Like The Wind by Christopher Cross

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

How can I be a weirdo if drinking my own blood is so satisfying? Think monkey, think.

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Morning y’all. Fuck this bitch earth.

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Mr. Bean at an orgy and he only grunts and grumbles and lifts his eyebrows when people ask him what the safe word is. He is fully dressed btw

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

They should invent a cigarette that removes all of your skin

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diabolical yuca @cassavasprout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

they hate me for my ribbed cigarette

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A FNAF adult film called “Freddy Fazbear Got Fingered”

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Accidentally bumping into someone at the New Jersey orgy and them turning around saying “AYY I’M FUCKIN HEEEERE”

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blue eyes white latina @stone.dog · 30/09/2026

you know what my band needs more than a clue?? money. jackie is selling this fucking wild factory fretless eb-1 n she's asking $525. can work with u on shipping if ur outside of minnesota. if you're interested pls reach out to me or @midwestidiot.bsky.social ty ty ty

epiphone eb-1 factory fretless. it is red with a painted on f hole and designed to be reminiscent of a viola.

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The social shift this year is so funny regarding Taylor Swift cuz if someone says they’re a Swiftie it’s now the equivalent of someone saying they’re a Burzum fan

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Taylor Swift/ Burzum collab when

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Don’t put me in a straight jacket I’ll cum

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Coworker: “Never barter for sex. That’s cringe.”

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Commodores, if they were chasers: “Ow she’s a brick”

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

At the end of my time, Anubis will weigh all the plastic in my balls against a feather

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Cameron Summer (Evil Cameron Winter) be like “hate takes meters”

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

*To the tune of Under the Sea: “Ambatakum”

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

*To the tune of Sweet Caroline: “Ambatakum”

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The vocalist of Meatshoe’s name is Jerd Turnip

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Some days it’s “I’m taking up too much space. This world is too much.” And some days it’s “wow, that’s a nice cloud. I hope the birds are doing well.”

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Gm gang. Fuck this bitch earth 💚

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The world is my oyster, and I’m allergic to shellfish

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I want to die today, but at least I got to see Swing Low again

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

This didn’t happen to me today, but it has happened in the past.

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

What does Viagra Boys sound like? Well uh, you ever microwave like four hot dogs on a plate, dancing in the kitchen, hungover, wearing sunglasses and not much else? That’s what they sound like.

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blue eyes white latina @stone.dog · 07/08/2026

goldenpoppies.bandcamp.com/album/cross-... HI everyone as im closer and closer to finishing this album up me and Jackie have completed a single, two tracks, 10 mins. thx for listening :o3

goldenpoppies.bandcamp.com

cross-tipped hollow points, by golden poppies

2 track album

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Rodney Dangerfield voice: “Nyeh men are weird, they’ll send ya memes but they won’t text ya back”

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Sucked off a dead guy in a hearse. Talk about blowing a casket.

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

If I have to take medication or substances to function properly then brother I am defective send me back to the glue factory

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Good Will Hunting dumb as hell fuck you mean “it’s not your fault” stfu of course it my fault dumbass

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Depressed asf nothing to look forward to in life so guess who’s drinking alone watching a guy deep fry spam

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Me: “Can I have a shot?” Bartender: *Shoots me in the temple* Me (dying): Tysm ☺️

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I’m like the Grinch if the Grinch was seven inches post estrogen

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Astrologically, we’re entering the return of the mack

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

To be a civilized dog vs to be a feral hound

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Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Why does my family only ever talk about their fucking jobs is anyone passionate anymore about anything

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