Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A FNAF adult film called “Freddy Fazbear Got Fingered” 240
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Accidentally bumping into someone at the New Jersey orgy and them turning around saying “AYY I’M FUCKIN HEEEERE” 020
Reposted by Jackie Leestone dog @stone.dog · 30/09/2026you know what my band needs more than a clue?? money. jackie is selling this fucking wild factory fretless eb-1 n she's asking $525. can work with u on shipping if ur outside of minnesota. if you're interested pls reach out to me or @midwestidiot.bsky.social ty ty ty 112
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The social shift this year is so funny regarding Taylor Swift cuz if someone says they’re a Swiftie it’s now the equivalent of someone saying they’re a Burzum fan 040
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Coworker: “Never barter for sex. That’s cringe.” 000
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Commodores, if they were chasers: “Ow she’s a brick” 010
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026At the end of my time, Anubis will weigh all the plastic in my balls against a feather 010
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Cameron Summer (Evil Cameron Winter) be like “hate takes meters” 110
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Some days it’s “I’m taking up too much space. This world is too much.” And some days it’s “wow, that’s a nice cloud. I hope the birds are doing well.” 020
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The world is my oyster, and I’m allergic to shellfish 000
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I want to die today, but at least I got to see Swing Low again 010
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026What does Viagra Boys sound like? Well uh, you ever microwave like four hot dogs on a plate, dancing in the kitchen, hungover, wearing sunglasses and not much else? That’s what they sound like. 130
Reposted by Jackie Leestone dog @stone.dog · 07/08/2026goldenpoppies.bandcamp.com/album/cross-... HI everyone as im closer and closer to finishing this album up me and Jackie have completed a single, two tracks, 10 mins. thx for listening :o3goldenpoppies.bandcamp.comcross-tipped hollow points, by golden poppies2 track album 1104
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Rodney Dangerfield voice: “Nyeh men are weird, they’ll send ya memes but they won’t text ya back” 010
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Sucked off a dead guy in a hearse. Talk about blowing a casket. 120
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026If I have to take medication or substances to function properly then brother I am defective send me back to the glue factory 000
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Good Will Hunting dumb as hell fuck you mean “it’s not your fault” stfu of course it my fault dumbass 000
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Depressed asf nothing to look forward to in life so guess who’s drinking alone watching a guy deep fry spam 000
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Me: “Can I have a shot?” Bartender: *Shoots me in the temple* Me (dying): Tysm ☺️ 010
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I’m like the Grinch if the Grinch was seven inches post estrogen 031
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Astrologically, we’re entering the return of the mack 020
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Why does my family only ever talk about their fucking jobs is anyone passionate anymore about anything 000
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Yo astrologers anyone wanna explain why the universe is deciding to gang rape me for an entire year 000
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I sentence you to 10,000 years Ants Marching by Dave Matthews Band 000
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart” eclipsed on pop chart by Weird Al’s “Licking My Clit Til I Fart” 010
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Backin me into a corner Feel like Tom Sawyer Bitch I’ll call my lawyer 020
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I’ve listened to a whole lotta Chat Pile in Wahpeton, ND 010
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 13/07/2026“Kilroy Was Here” more like “killed Styx’s career” 000
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Bill Clinton will never beat the Steely Dan allegations. “I did not, do it, without the fez on.” 020
Reposted by Jackie Leestone dog @stone.dog · 07/07/2026drove around w jackie and took pictures of big skies and other Northern Miscellaneous 162
Jackie Lee @midwestidiot.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Woke Varg Vikernes making youtube videos in his car like “If you are black, brown, Asian, gay, bi or pan, then the best thing for you to do is to prepare for the armies of Mordor by arming yourself. Sauron sits in his tower gazing into his empty palantir. But you must never falter. Bye bye.” 110
