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🎮 Gameplay programmer @ Ubisoft Paris Studio 🇫🇷 pp created with Picrew’s “makowka character maker II“

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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A mug promoting macromedia flash 4, with the written text : "100 million people can't be wrong!"
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Screenshot d'un tweet de Alex Blechman disant : 
"Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus"
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Source games (HL2, Portal 2) still look good today With hardware costs exploding, legacy/precomputed solutions are still important to keep
Meme from the "Invicible" anime with Omni-man talking to his son about incoming jetfighters

The jetfighters are labeled : "Realtime GI on RTX 5090"
Omniman and his son are labeled : "Baked GI on a 15yo GPU"

The caption at the bottom with Omniman dialog line : "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NINTENDO !!! RÉAPPROVISIONNE LES STOCKS DE RHYTHM PARADISE GROOVE SUR SWITCH ET MA VIE EST À TOI
Meme de Kratos hurlant "Arès ! Détruis mes ennemis, et ma vie est à toi"
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Game dir : "There will be hundreds of people in this city !" Tech dir : "Best I can do is 50"
The bald guy from the TV show "Pawn Stars" in the pose of the famous meme, preparing to say "best I can do is X"
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Currently playing Looking for Fael and I'm hooked ! I had to stop to go to bed but
A meme of Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory, in a very nervous pose, with the caption : "I don't need sleep. I need answers."
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Still happening on my side, even after redownloading from the official website :\ Certificate looks fine, I think Microsoft is just complaining that it hasn't seen this file often enough yet
Warning popup from Microsoft Defender Smartscreen about Godot 4.7.1 executable being a potential threat ?...
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
But
The meme including the guy with glasses pointing to a butterfly. The guy is named "Indie devs" and the butterfly is labeled "Releasing a game after tweeting about it 3 times". Below, a caption says : "Is this a marketing plan?"
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Two "skeets" next to each other. 
The first one is tobyfox jokingly saying "Deltarune Chapter 5 came out IDK if you saw".
The second one is the original poster sharing a screenshot of more than five of his Steam friends playing DELTARUNE (one of them is playing "DELTARUNE:Gay Edition"
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
In France, some guys added a 1000 horsepower engine in a Multipla (the "1000tipla" - "Miltipla") I'm all in to race in it
The 1000tipla being showed off on a stand. It's a modified Fiat Multipla with an engine of 1000 horsepower.
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A teddy bear, haggard, saying "unfortunately the vibe is continuing to deteriorate"
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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3 "Not Recommended" Steam reviews about Slay the Spire II, with the mention of Anita Sarkeesian in the credits as the sole reason for not recommending the game
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The bad taste persisted in the following generation
American cover of Resident Evil 4 Wii edition
The very handsome and heroic Leon Kennedy is showing off in front of a crowd of generic bad guysEuropean cover of Resident Evil 4 Wii edition.
It's completely black and white, mirroring the PS2 cover which was in red and black.
In the middle of a forest of thin trees, a menacing silhouette is holding a chainsaw with his long shadow casting in parallel of the shadows of the trees.
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I was thinking tornadoes or storms ? Like the ones in Outer Wilds. Or the portal storm from HL2:Ep2
Tornadoes between the sea and the sky on the planet "Giant's Deep", in the video game Outer WildsPortal storm in Half-Life 2 Episode 2
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Does it remove vertical space ? It's just eating up some of the (very long) search bar Two first screenshots are the old versions, the third one is the new version I got the screenshots from the linked PRs, maybe I don't remember things well and I should open the editor
Old Godot's output panel, with buttons on the sideOld Godot's output panel, with buttons on the side and empty space below the buttons when the panel is extendedNew Godot's output panel, with buttons  next to the search bar
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The Godot plush has arrived !
A Godot plush, in front of other video game figurines and plushes
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Je suis très loin de lire 100 pages en une heure, donc si tu fais ça en une heure ou moins je trouve ça hyper rapide basmo.app/combien-de-t....
Capture d'écran d'une page web où il est écrit :

Combien de pages pouvez-vous lire en une heure ?
Alors qu’un lecteur lent ne lira que 30 pages par heure, une personne moyenne peut lire environ 40 pages par heure.
Les statistiques montrent que les lecteurs rapides peuvent même lire 50 ou 60 pages en une heure. Là encore, les statistiques reflètent une moyenne générale, mais les résultats peuvent varier considérablement d’une personne à l’autre et ils peuvent également dépendre du matériel qui est feuilleté.
Par exemple, la lecture d’un roman ou d’un livre d’histoire dont l’intrigue est facile à suivre prendra beaucoup moins de temps que la lecture d’un manuel technique ou d’un ouvrage universitaire.
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
This is the kind of things achievable with usage of stencil buffer, starting from #GodotEngine 4.5 (currently in beta). I have not used any custom shader : everything is done with the StandardMaterial3D provided by the engine !
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I might have been a liiiiiitle bit too adventurous OS keyboard doesn't pop up, but I'm sure it would work pretty well if I plugged a Bluetooth keyboard haha
Screenshot of the in-development web version of the game Replicube, on mobile.Screenshot of the in-development web version of the game Replicube, on mobile.
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Tu peux voir des exemples d'utilisation ici (en ouvrant une build au moins aussi récente que 4.5 dev 1) : github.com/apples/godot... Les deux premières capsules utilisent les Material3D standard, sans shader custom, c'est super stylé : faut "juste" régler le Material, sans shader additionnel
Un rendu dans Godot Engine de 3 capsules clippant dans une boîte. Un réglage des modes de lecture/écriture du stencil buffer sur les matériaux/shaders de chaque capsule permettent d'obtenir différents effets (un outline s'arrête sur la boîte pour le premier, un rendu "xray" à travers la boîte pour le 2e, et un outline s'affichant aussi à travers la boîte pour la 3e capsule)
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
A meme of some sicko guy looking through a window, wearing a t-shirt with "sicko" written on it, and smiling devilishly. With a text bubble, he is saying : "YES... HA HA HA... YES !"
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Now give me traits/interfaces, and my life is yours
Screenshot of some God of War game, where Kratos, the main character, is imploring for something in exchange for his life
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Screenshot du alt text du post original : le texte dit "le tigre de ses morts dans black myth wukong"
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The main character of The Sopranos in his therapist office, saying :
"I watched gmod vids and youtube poops in high school. 
I understand gen alpha shitposts. I understand Skibidi Toilet as a concept."
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Quand je devais enchaîner des builds sur Unity avec un MacBook Pro, j'aurais pu griller des merguez sur la barre en haut du clavier là
Photo d'un MacBook Pro, avec la barre du châssis en haut du clavier surligné en rouge

Le machin chauffe comme jaja quand l'ordi travaille
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Mara from Crow Country ! If you haven't played it, it's one of my fav games of this year
Front cover of the game "Crow Country"

The main character, Mara Forest, is walking in front of the ticket booth of an abandoned and scary amusement park
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
[FR] Le documentaire commence à gare d'Austerlitz : impossible de ne plus remarquer la ressemblance avec la gare de Cité 17 après l'avoir vu
Photo de l'intérieur de la gare d'Austerlitz, avec son toit en triangle caractéristique, fait de métal et de verreScreenshot de la gare de Cité 17 dans Half-Life 2, ressemblant fortement à la gare d'Austerlitz
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Balatro also has a famous one, with the jokers logic inside a single chain of if statements Gamedevs ship games, not code
A screenshot of a code file (probably written in Lua) from the game Balatro, with a huge list of "if statements" for the logic of the Joker cards. It's considered bad programming practice, but the game still sold by millions.
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
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A picture of my Bluesky feed, with Marc's post about AAA game space betting on outdated market trends by the time the games release, followed by a post about Sony permanently shutting down Concord studio.
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midiphony @midiphony.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
It's spooky month, so time for spooky games 🎃 (did you know that Crow Country was made by the same developers who made the super colorful Snipperclips ?)
A television displaying the title screen of the game "Crow Country" on Switch
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