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@middleisms.bsky.social
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After a year away from this place, I decided to come back to talk about how to solve our problems in a bi-partisan manner.

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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I thought it was "Diaper Whore"?
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've been too beaten up by decades of self-mismanagement to have one set of emotional regulation rules.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe they should stop acting like the Gestapo if they want to stop being compared to the Gestapo.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's an "I shit myself" smell and sound eliminator system.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Walk of Diaper Shame...
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Her diaper bag looks noticeably lighter.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I bet he can't wait until he needs to renew that license.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's actually pretty simple: If you don't want to be accused of rape DON'T RAPE. Stop blaming women for men's bad behavior.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did you have Jewish Nazis on your Bingo Card? I didn't.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm a solid 3.5 here in MN. I refuse to wear flannel.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I found what that strange shape is in Trump's pants.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He really likes his jerkoff dance...
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's talking about how she is always willing to shove a light bulb up his ass to prevent COVID.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Move them to Milwaukee... that'll show Green Bay!
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Vivek "It Was Leg Day" Ramalamadingdong.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What about for people who foment insurrection against the United States. Some people don't know that there's a D in United.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do we get in on some of that GOP Trump Socialism even if we vote Democrat? Asking for an entire country pissed off at the marmalade moron. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
wsj.com
Trump Announces Another Payment to Voters Ahead of Midterms
The president says he’ll send $90 to Medicare recipients to offset premiums, the latest financial pledge as Republicans trail in key contests.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Schmitt: Did you help India break free of British Colonial rule? Smith: That was Ghandi. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The people who need to read them can't read.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Uhmmmm... who wants to tell this fucking moron?
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For people that hate Trans people so much they sure wear a lot of makeup. I guess that's just gender-affirming care.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A well-adjusted human would understand the change going on around them and adapt. The GOP are not well-adjusted humans. thehill.com/homenews/cam...
thehill.com
Democrats edge out, neck and neck with Republicans in 5 key Senate races: Polls
Senate Democratic candidates are edging out or polling neck and neck with their GOP counterparts in five competitive Senate races this cycle — the latest indicator that Republicans are facing a tou…
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unpopular opinion: the death penalty in the US is useless because it is trying to make the death of a criminal less painful than the death of the victim. Therefore, there is very little deterrent. Until the death penalty is a real deterrent, it should be abolished. www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
yahoo.com
Christa Pike’s botched execution fuels questions over whether lethal injection is the ‘more humane’ way to put people to death
Complications with lethal injections have led some states to revive older execution methods, including the firing squad.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The staffers who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks have been identified
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Dumb and Dumber: Lloyd & Harry's Enthusiastic Clap
ALT: Dumb and Dumber: Lloyd & Harry's Enthusiastic Clap
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I dare Donald Trump to take one jump shot without his leg braces permanently shoving his diaper 4 feet up his colon.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don't forget... it was the Holy Roman Empire that crusaded against the Muslims. The Christians attacked first.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The MAGAts do love their socialism.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another one bites the dust... www.dailymail.com/news/article...
dailymail.com
Elon Musk's baby mama Shivon Zilis says billionaire ended relationship
Shivon Zilis, an executive at Elon Musk's brain implant startup Neuralink and the mother of four of his kids, poured her heart out in a lengthy social media post on Friday.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The fact that they had all Jack Smith's messages and all they could find was this idiocy that they couldn't even get right shows the state of affairs of this country right now.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You know when a guy passes you going over 100mph and two miles later you see head lights, then tail gates, then head lights, then tail lights that something bad happened.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe.... just maybe.... Aaron Rodgers is just an entitled asshole.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They suspended the owner.... what does that mean? He can't sit and do nothing while the people he paid make decisions for him?
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Two of them wear enough makeup to be trans.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Most people don't realize that United ends in an s."
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The DOJ is now investigating whether Watergate was fake? Ehat's next? John Wilkes Booth was framed? Japan didn't bomb Pearl Harbor? JFK wasn't assassinated?
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Doesn't this guy wear 8 pounds of makeup every day?
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Careful,you'll make him cry again.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wait... so the GOP had Jack Smith's texts, and the best they could come up with was he MAY have been at the same game as Fani Willis? The fact that he wasn't is just icing on the cake. The GOP had NOTHING on Smith all along.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: AI, how many sports teams in the US are named or contain the word "Hawk"? AI: More than 1.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can we send him to fight the Martians?
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The GOP isn't just stupid... they are "don't know there are more than 1 sports team in the US with Hawk in their names" AND "Can't spell the name of their own country" stupid.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's always running for that title.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wait until you find out he spells United States "Unites States".
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They locked it down pretty heavily now. It refuses to answer anything that isn't about applying for government services.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DipSchmitt?
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's about to cry... give him a moment.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It looks like he's discovered a sandy clitoris.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love this for so many reasons.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somewhere, Howard Dean is having a cry-gasm. www.newsweek.com/implosion-of...
newsweek.com
The Implosion of Eric Schmitt
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know who else purged generals like this? Stalin. It was to avoid competent leaders from arising that could challenge his power. www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth...
cbsnews.com
Hegseth to announce a 20% cut to generals and admirals
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is expected to call for a 20% cut in the number of generals and admirals across the U.S. military on Wednesday, a Pentagon official told CBS News.
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