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@middleisms.bsky.social
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After a year away from this place, I decided to come back to talk about how to solve our problems in a bi-partisan manner.

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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 4h
It's actually pretty simple: If you don't want to be accused of rape DON'T RAPE. Stop blaming women for men's bad behavior.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 4h
Did you have Jewish Nazis on your Bingo Card? I didn't.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 4h
I found what that strange shape is in Trump's pants.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 17h
Do we get in on some of that GOP Trump Socialism even if we vote Democrat? Asking for an entire country pissed off at the marmalade moron. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
wsj.com
Trump Announces Another Payment to Voters Ahead of Midterms
The president says he’ll send $90 to Medicare recipients to offset premiums, the latest financial pledge as Republicans trail in key contests.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 19h
Uhmmmm... who wants to tell this fucking moron?
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 19h
A well-adjusted human would understand the change going on around them and adapt. The GOP are not well-adjusted humans. thehill.com/homenews/cam...
thehill.com
Democrats edge out, neck and neck with Republicans in 5 key Senate races: Polls
Senate Democratic candidates are edging out or polling neck and neck with their GOP counterparts in five competitive Senate races this cycle — the latest indicator that Republicans are facing a tou…
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 22h
Unpopular opinion: the death penalty in the US is useless because it is trying to make the death of a criminal less painful than the death of the victim. Therefore, there is very little deterrent. Until the death penalty is a real deterrent, it should be abolished. www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
yahoo.com
Christa Pike’s botched execution fuels questions over whether lethal injection is the ‘more humane’ way to put people to death
Complications with lethal injections have led some states to revive older execution methods, including the firing squad.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The MAGAts do love their socialism.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another one bites the dust... www.dailymail.com/news/article...
dailymail.com
Elon Musk's baby mama Shivon Zilis says billionaire ended relationship
Shivon Zilis, an executive at Elon Musk's brain implant startup Neuralink and the mother of four of his kids, poured her heart out in a lengthy social media post on Friday.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You know when a guy passes you going over 100mph and two miles later you see head lights, then tail gates, then head lights, then tail lights that something bad happened.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe.... just maybe.... Aaron Rodgers is just an entitled asshole.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The DOJ is now investigating whether Watergate was fake? Ehat's next? John Wilkes Booth was framed? Japan didn't bomb Pearl Harbor? JFK wasn't assassinated?
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Doesn't this guy wear 8 pounds of makeup every day?
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wait... so the GOP had Jack Smith's texts, and the best they could come up with was he MAY have been at the same game as Fani Willis? The fact that he wasn't is just icing on the cake. The GOP had NOTHING on Smith all along.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: AI, how many sports teams in the US are named or contain the word "Hawk"? AI: More than 1.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The GOP isn't just stupid... they are "don't know there are more than 1 sports team in the US with Hawk in their names" AND "Can't spell the name of their own country" stupid.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love this for so many reasons.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somewhere, Howard Dean is having a cry-gasm. www.newsweek.com/implosion-of...
newsweek.com
The Implosion of Eric Schmitt
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know who else purged generals like this? Stalin. It was to avoid competent leaders from arising that could challenge his power. www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth...
cbsnews.com
Hegseth to announce a 20% cut to generals and admirals
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is expected to call for a 20% cut in the number of generals and admirals across the U.S. military on Wednesday, a Pentagon official told CBS News.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A rapist is never a good person that screwed up. Never!
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fetterass will be back to being a democrat as soon as he wants to get reelected.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aka He'll figure out how to keep his political career going after he sees where the senate goes, as any true opportunist would. www.cbsnews.com/news/john-fe...
cbsnews.com
Sen. John Fetterman says it's "entirely possible" Democrats take back Senate, says "let's revisit after the midterm" on his plans
Democratic Sen. John Fetterman of Pennsylvania said that it's "entirely possible" his party wins control of the Senate in the midterm elections, while leaving the door open on his own political future...
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's time.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And then the SCOTUS went all dickface on us again. www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
nbcnews.com
Supreme Court allows Trump administration to use expanded database for potential voter purges
Critics have said the data could lead to U.S. citizens being kicked off the voter rolls, but the justices noted the law prohibits broad voter purges in the weeks leading up to an election.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know who is suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome....
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wonder how he has time to lower gas and grocery prices and fight wars and fix Healthcare while spending all this time stroking his own ego. www.ms.now/news/trump-f...
ms.now
Trump aides explore attaching president’s name to Ford’s Theatre
The playhouse where Abraham Lincoln was assassinated has been mentioned among federal properties that could carry the president’s name, people familiar with the effort told MS NOW.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dear Sysan Collins, Who bribed you to write this letter?
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Matt Gaetz, a sex trafficker and payer for sex, is still claiming that democrats make kids Trans with no evidence while there is a mountain of evidence that he should be in prison. Glass houses, dickbag... glass houses.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nazi asshole who is responsible for 94% of vaginal dryness worldwide says what?
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is everything that is wrong with politics in the US. The fact that someone can be leading the fundraising part of elections is ridiculous and anti-democratic. www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/09/...
cnbc.com
Democrats lead the polls. Republicans lead in cash heading into the midterms
Republicans hold a $103 million cash advantage across national party committees as the fight for control of Congress enters its final six weeks.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dear Pete Kegstand, Maybe the military has such low testosterone because they want you put on more makeup than a Geisha every day. You're the problem, it's you.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey dipshits.... this was signed 76 years ago. I know Dementia Don doesn't remember much anymore, but you fuck knuckles aren't fooling anybody.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Traitor Trump seems to think we all don't know the truth..... and it isn't this.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'll take "Things Dictators Say" for $1000 Alex.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When the full Epstein files come out, and they will, I hope the next administration will prosecute them in public to the full extend of the law. No deals for child rapists!
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kicking people off aobamacare 6 weeks before the election is a winning strategy for losing the house and senate. www.cnbc.com/2026/09/22/t...
cnbc.com
Trump administration removes around 760,000 Obamacare enrollments, alleging fraud
Vice President JD Vance's White House Task Force to Eliminate Fraud estimates the action will save roughly $2.2 billion in taxpayer-funded subsidies.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A GOP member that suddenly shifts from being Pro-Trump to distancing themselves is nothing but an opportunist trying to keep their job. They will turn back to a MAGAt as soon as the winds change. Vote them out.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wait until Lardass McDiapers finds out he's responsible.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BoBo is denying everything, so everything must be true. You know what to do. nypost.com/2026/09/21/u...
nypost.com
Furious Rep. Lauren Boebert blasts claim she had sex with 3 staffers, including 2 women
“It’s a scam and you fell for it,” she said.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The most powerful person in the US government right now is the woman that changes the president's diapers. The second is the guy deporting babies. Only the best.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
These are not the numbers of a party likely to do well in the midterms. americanresearchgroup.com/economy/
americanresearchgroup.com
Trump Job Approvals and The National Economy
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remember that, when mobsters wanted exorbitant rates for concrete in NYC in the 1980's, Trump paid above-market rates for the buildings he erected so the mob would stop any union problems on those builds. He's always been in bed with the mob... always.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe you and your husband shouldn't have taken part in a criminal enterprise, you racist tradwife homophobic Elon fucker.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you still think he's in it for you, you are the biggest fucking idiot on the planet.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The richest people in the world didn't get there by caring about anybody but themselves. So stop thinking any large company is thinking about anything besides how to extract the next dollar from your pocket. They are not altruistic or benevolent... they are for profit, and that's it.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shortly, Trump will announce that the DC Arch will also have a petting zoo, a Japanese steakhouse, a movie theater, a school for gifted mutants, a shooting range, a Tesla dealership, and a Walgreens.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bobo the Clown in Congress: being gay is a mortal sin. Also Bobo the clown: You two women are hot. I'll pay you $200k of Ted Cruz's escorts money for us to have sex.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is the second worst thing that has ever happened to Ed Sheeran Fans. The first was being Ed Sheeran fans in the first place.
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Seeing as we're renaming things.....
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Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey Canada... here's a thought... tell Trump he can have a Double Double and a maple dip and he'll probably end his stupid trade war.
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