Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 10hSelfie train. Repost this and show us a moment when you felt gorgeous. 130 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 13hAdd a photo you took of something good. This my bug friend from my hotel in Vegas. He died when I tried to flush him but slipped on the wet tile shower floor and threw him across the room. 110 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 19hIs that so you can look at all the other men's asses? So many gay vibes lately. I'm not against gay people of any persuasion, but when a pedo goes gay little boys are next on the list. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Poland should kick him out of the country to Belarus. Then he's even closer to his real master. 010 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Minnesota knows better than to fight a race war we never asked for. You, on the other hand, are a racist, a rapist, a bigot, and a criminal. We will fight you ever step of the way. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Maybe they should stop acting like the Gestapo if they want to stop being compared to the Gestapo. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Did you have Jewish Nazis on your Bingo Card? I didn't. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I found what that strange shape is in Trump's pants. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Doesn't this guy wear 8 pounds of makeup every day? 001 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I know who is suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome.... 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Dear Sysan Collins, Who bribed you to write this letter? 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Matt Gaetz, a sex trafficker and payer for sex, is still claiming that democrats make kids Trans with no evidence while there is a mountain of evidence that he should be in prison. Glass houses, dickbag... glass houses. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Nazi asshole who is responsible for 94% of vaginal dryness worldwide says what? 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hey dipshits.... this was signed 76 years ago. I know Dementia Don doesn't remember much anymore, but you fuck knuckles aren't fooling anybody. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Traitor Trump seems to think we all don't know the truth..... and it isn't this. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'll take "Things Dictators Say" for $1000 Alex. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Maybe you and your husband shouldn't have taken part in a criminal enterprise, you racist tradwife homophobic Elon fucker. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If you still think he's in it for you, you are the biggest fucking idiot on the planet. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hey Ken "I Put The C in Corruption" Paxton, You stole a pen for no reason. You have zero credibility. Buh bye. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Maralago is in horrible shape. Either they are going to put my name on it or it has to get torn down. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Don't rape and traffick women and you wouldn't be in your own personal hell. Simple rules to live by.... don't be a duck and the universe is less likely to be a dick back to you. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Tell us you had to pay someone to take your exams for you in business school without saying you had to pay someone to take your exams for you in business school. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It makes no sense that the FBI is removing it's ban on people who have engaged in beastiality as agents.... ...until you see these eyes. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you aren't a Macklemore fan by now, go watch Ed "I am a soulless ginger that won't stand up for what's right" Sheeran. #FuckEdSheeran 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The man that bankrupted 2 casinos just bankrupted a non-profit by putting his name on the building. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Dear @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social we do not negotiate with terrorists. Stop defending your position and start apologizing. Otherwise, you are unfit to lead. 001 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Speculating is another word for lying. Kegstand lied to congress. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Christianity - where you just murder everybody for not accepting your religion as yours. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Dear Dementia Donald, We can't lose the war when you already lost it by starting it. Trump Derangement Syndrome isn't disagreeing with what you say: it's the clinical diagnosis of your cult of personality. And that cult is turning on you. Go have Natalie change your diaper, shit-for-brains. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Remember that Thomas Massi3, although right about this, didn't fully turn on Trump until he had supported him for YEARS!!! 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The man that can't let go of losing an election 6 years ago is calling Missouri's maps Ancient History even though they were redone in.. you guessed it... 2020. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Sorry... is this better? President Trump raped and molested children and probably killed a few of them to stop his secrets from coming out while Mike Johnson protected him from accountability. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Most people don't know that Asshole has a Trump in it. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 02/09/2026MAGAts - This is what you voted for... a man so vain he thinks he can just rename everything by decree, while not being a President all. We fucking told you so. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Dear Benny, Is Russia paying you to advertise Shake Shack now. Never mind... we already know the answer. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Hey Couch Fucker... our issue isn't that you pray... it's that, while you hold all the power to do so, you ACTIVELY refuse to stop the activities YOUR leader is performing that caused the disaster in the first place. Go search for more dolphin porn, eyeliner boy. 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The same reason you're allowed to lie like this, President Dumbass. It's called the 1st Amendment, you dotard. Go for your nap! 000 0
Middleisms @middleisms.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Dear #Google, It's Lake Ontario, you spineless sycophantic MAGAt-loving assholes. 000 0