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Gavinski Camerova

@middaydolomite.bsky.social
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Mixing fact, fiction and puns. Enthusiastic about Bing search, Delay Repay and railway infrastructure.

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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 14h
Ivor Novello for Best Beef Between Musicians.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 19h
Addendum: Transport for London came bottom place, probably thanks to their performance in the Braking With a Bowl of Water challenge. youtu.be/dBP9hSoOPB8?...
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FULL HIGHLIGHTS: The European Tram Driver Championships 2026
YouTube video by The Tim Traveller
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 19h
In case anyone wondered how Edinburgh fared at the 12th European TramDriver Championship, they were placed 20 out of 26. www.tramem.eu/blog/de-prag...
tramem.eu
TRAM-EM
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[Bryan Johnson furiously scribbles notes.]
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Text which says "My optometrist thinks my eyes will probably improve. Unfortunately my pessometrist thinks they'll get worse."
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/stro...
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Perhaps an honorary mention should go to 'Howay, lads...'
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do you want to know a little secret, folks? Here's one of my go-to Simplenote files:
Rossybobs comedy responses

• Dump him, girl.

• All hail the sun.

• Spare the rod and spoil the child.

• This Is Just To Say

• We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

• In a Station of the Metro
By Ezra Pound

The apparition of these faces in the crowd:
Petals on a wet, black bough.

• This is Just to Say
by William Carlos Williams

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We had Tupperware around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the arseworms began to take hold.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New blog post: Too Late and Too Early.
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Too Late and Too Early
Long-time readers will know I'm in a poetry circle called the Wyverns, where members critique each other's work on a monthly basis. The pieces are typically written especially for each meeting, often around a theme agreed at the previous one. Because I write mine quite quickly, it's not unusual that I'll submit mine the week before we meet. By Friday of last week, I had no ideas for the October prompt of…
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
• Person B finally agrees to give up part of their leave, on condition they have first choice next year. • Person A stops complaining, but never thanks person B. • The cycle continues the following year, with person B taking the role of person A. • A new Person B emerges. (p2/2)
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How Christmas holidays are decided in office jobs: • Leave requests are cavassed. • Person A says they didn't get their full request last year and was promised it this year. • Person A complains for weeks on end, unable to let it go. (p1/2)
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't know whether this phrase translates across the whole of Scotland, but whenever someone is knocked out, the host says, 'You're on to plums.'
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can take that as réad.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Indeed. What do you think the 'F' stands for?
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I too have no desire to look any deeper, so I'm happy for this to remain in limbo.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But hold the bus, since IMDB has it pinned down as 'August 29, 1989'. Whether we can trust that or not, however, is another matter. www.imdb.com/name/nm24923...
imdb.com
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
'Charlotte Ritchie is an English actress. She is best'.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It should be definitely be a cultural exchange rather than a one-way trip. I'd like to see the Burryman head on a boat from South Queensferry to, for example, Denmark.
The Burryman in South Queensferry, being led through the streets by two assistants in shirts, waistcoats and trousers.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
A reminder that this giant editable spreadsheet still exists if you'd like to add a word or two.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
- 'Your call is being held in a queue. Alternatively, you can manage your account via our websi-' - 'Stop right there, buckaroo. If your website were useful, we wouldn't need this conversation.'
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Or in football terms: he'll be relegated next season.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Heck, that's why he can't put his name on the mortgage: he's too young. Good work, detective.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A montage showing the sentence 'I don't want a home that is entirely dictated by my taste' above a picture of Bob Mortimer on 'Would I Lie to You?'.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎶 Pardon me, boy, is that the Chaga... Chatagoo... Chakar...? 🎶 Never mind, I'll just look at the board.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My watch has a small error that multiplies over longer distances. Whenever I attempt a Parkrun, it only shows around 4.67km. It actually goes in my favour, as a typical 5km run routinely becomes 5.33km.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After years of getting to know her as a person, understanding her boundaries and dislikes, and copious self-reflection, I'm pleased to report I've finally got the girl all the bad guys want.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And underneath in a handwriting font: 'Hydration break time! Let's have a hydration break.'
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A black-background meme showing three stacked dark grey message bubbles reading, ‘i ain’t reading all that’, ‘i’m happy for u tho’, and ‘or sorry that happened’. A small circular profile picture of a person wearing sunglasses appears at the lower left.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The John Lewis advert with an acoustic guitar version of the Barry Maguire track The Eve of Destruction.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New blog post: Rediscovering a Dream Journal.
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Rediscovering a Dream Journal
Around two months ago, I rediscovered a dream journal I'd kept on another blogging website for around 2½ months in 2011. At present, all the entries are locked away, but the pinned entry suggests that mutual friends were welcome to follow it, and there's an overview of my motivation. I was inspired by a blogger friend who often experienced called WILD, or Wake Induced Lucid Dreaming, and how she found it a great source of inspiration for writing.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The three types of class rep you see at university: 1. Acts like a trade union leader. 2. Turns up, but never says anything. 3. Wait, since when did we have a class rep?
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bleak time! Let's have a bleak.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sabrina Carpenter will one day meet the right man and release an Ibiza anthem.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've never seen the film, and after this glowing review, I have no plans to do so. However, I vaguely remember all the hype, plus That Song clogging up the charts for 16 weeks. Also, I can't believe I didn't know the script was written by Pen Densham. [Peter Kay voice] A writer... called Pen?
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And yet it doesn't quite have the charm of those logo designers who used to pop up on request.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mr Pastry, digitally reanimated with the latest technology.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fireboy Sam meets Postboy Pat.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New blog post: A Least Favourite Book.
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A Least Favourite Book
A couple of weeks ago, I answered one of the daily prompts that WordPress provides, talking about the book Room by Emma Donoghue. Today, I remembered I had another one stored for future use, and here it is: Have you ever regretted reading a book — which one and why? If you don't want to know what happens in the novel…
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
'We were on a break time! Let's have a break.'
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stop being a Cusk-hunter.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He wanted to play The Doctor as Rachel Cusk.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
22.00 FILM: GODCILLA
When nuclear tests off the cost of Merseyside disturb her slumber, a 300ft high redhead with huge teeth and a booming roar brings fear and a lorra lorra destruction to the surrounding areas.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Scottish Poetry Sam Finals.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The logo for the 2004 film Saw, but with the 'W' inverted to an 'M', so it reads 'SAM'.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fireman Sam vs Postman Pat 2: Deliver Us From Evil.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spare the time and spoil the share.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't have the original file, but I do have the text, so here's a quick-and-dirty sight reading of it.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bear with me. I still have the text, so I'm uploading a quick-and-dirty re-reading.
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Gavinski Camerova @middaydolomite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A great question, Alan. I posted it on 𝕏, the everything app, but I've now let that lapse, so I'll see whether I've kept the original file.
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