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Invading computers and user privacy since 1975! if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon This is parody, you can tell by the :normal: in the profile […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ lea.pet/@microsoft, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026

We're pleased to announce we have bought the rights to BonziBUDDY and will be introducing it in Windows 11.1

BonziBUDDY, a 3D rendered cartoonish purple gorilla.

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 11/11/2025

Count your days, Windows 10 users.

A white rabbit holding a stopwatch and pointing to it on a red background

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2025

[Xbox being cucked by PlayStation and liking it]

A comic with a woman labeled as halo holding the face of a dude labeled PlayStation. The woman asks "are you sure?" And Xbox in the corner sitting in a chair just says "yes."

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2025

A recent survey we've ran shows 78% of Windows 10 and 11 users would have intercourse with the Windows Hello icon. We did not realize we were in the wake of so many goddamn freaks.

Graphic representing Windows Hello. 3 white squares sit on a pedastal, to the left is 10 dots arranged as a pin entry layout, to the right is a simplified fingerprint icon, front-and-center being the Windows Hello icon, a simplified smiley face. The 3 icons are colored with a subtle blue gradient, and accomponied by blue sparkles in the top right of the image.

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2025

Microsoft yaoi

Artwork by @shu3_sakurai on Twitter, depicting two male Final Fantasy characters. One wearing white jeans and a black shirt, the other with dark gray pants and a white shirt. They have their arms wrapped around each other as their noses are touching. They are both holding glasses and one is holding a cigarette.

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 21/05/2025

lmao bet

ijichi (blonde haired, red eyes) and yamada (blue haired girl, facing away from camera) from Bocchi The Rock on top of each other and kissing. They are both wearing black and white schoolgirl style outfits.

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 17/04/2025

From the Windows development team:

A horse running across an open field, a mountain in the distance under a bright blue sky. Text at the bottom of the image says "3 coffees no lunch"

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 01/04/2025

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2025

A lot of Microsoft fans have asked why our logo is four squares and why we don't have a cute mascot like Linux has. We do have a mascot dumbass. It's a cat riding a fucking T-Rex. If that's not cool as shit I don't know what the fuck is.

The Microsoft Ninjacat holding a Microsoft-colored flag while riding on a gray T-Rex with two grabby hand toys. The image is animated, featuring the cat's headband waving in the wind, and the T-Rex stomping along, clacking the grabby hands.

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