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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 1h

Well this is news. Wikipedia says there are 13,000 episodes so I might skip the catch up!

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 1h

I’d love to visit. Looks amazing!

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 1h

A desperate housewife, to be specific

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 1h

She done the acting I believe

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 3h

Watching that series about Eva Longoria having a nice time cooking in Provence makes me want to be Eva Longoria. She seems nice and she has good hairs

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 4h

Oh! Happy belated birthday!

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 5h

You are the best Daddy 💯

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 6h

For £20 I expect first name terms sans title!

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 6h

Obsessed with M&S doing Joan Collins endorsed ready mixed martinis.

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 8h

😅 another club I didn’t sign up to be in!

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 8h

Apparently constant vigilance now!

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 8h

So many egg and pork variants

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 10h

Oh I am absolutely on the M&S bandwagon already!

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 10h

But I am only 25 :(

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 10h

I also have a random long hair one my forehead that magically seems to appear overnight. What a trial it is to be ursine :(

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 10h

Oh, that’s been around for ages. Ears are new though. Do not approve!!!

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 10h

So, ear hair. That’s new. Why???!!

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think Johannes has settled into his #Strictly presenter role pretty well now. Josh Widdocombe though… you’ve got to give him points for effort.. but.. no..

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

To be fair, my soul is definitely available for purchase

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That might have been your golden ticket to be a millionaire!!

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I suspect it is rather less sophisticated than that!

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’ll sign you up if you like?!

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That’s exactly what I thought!

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don’t think I am ever more ashamed of being from the UK than when I am in a European airport full of awful British people. Horrendous.

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m on holiday, had some wine and walked miles.. I think that’s the hack 😅. It was 54 last week…

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m still to attain the magic 100.. today I edge a little closer.

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Typically yes, but we made bad choices today. Also €22 for 2x2 scoops 👮🏼‍♂️

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This sounds very familiar! Hopefully you get to relax too.

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GJPC @gjpcmd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lovely to meet the charming in Gran Canaria @microbear.bsky.social @twistedrao.bsky.social

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Back to ☀️☀️☀️ today after two days of overcast and rain.

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I watched this with my grandparents and always thought it was very bleak. I vividly remember it making me worry that being and adult wasn’t something to look forward to.

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have them on right now!

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I just had some completely unnecessary Brie. Sushi next.

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They are fucking needy bastards and they get right on my tits.

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Gigantic cutlery. Generous Clafoutis. Grand Clubhouse. German Church. Take your pick. Also, are you aware that punctuation is available, and free of charge?

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Ben @microbear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Good gracious. I’m there to help the needy, not smell like them!

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