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Spenge

@pengespenge.bsky.social
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Fun sized fluffy homo, dad to 2 deranged cats (1 now RIP Velma 2009-2026) SE London born n bred!, works in telly counting beans (not flicking) If your profile is 🍆 or 🕳️ unlikely to follow back www.spencerarcher.co.uk

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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 2h
Aaawwww little Daphie cries out in the garden, call her n she comes n says hello and sits next to the bath for a bit 😻😻
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I see Ikea has a new festive butt plug range!! 👀🤭
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wild Saturday! Hopefully help my tender foot !
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Very bright moon 🤩🤩
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Epic choooooooon
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think my washing machine is either going to die or burst into flames, 3 rounds of drying n bedding not dry at all, the control knob is seizing up and gets so hot you can barely touch it!, it is 15 years old! 😬
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh goody Thames Water are replacing some old lead pipes on the street, they have hit a gas pipe!
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When you make a purchase in Clonezone that is surprisingly heavy to carry home! 😏 Also terrified the security man at the Welly 🤭
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is always sooooo good!, the waiter filled my hole with raspberry coulis 🤭
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My new winter slippers have arrived!, the socks seem to be slipper socks too! 😝😝, Daddy shark slippers had to be done 🤣🤣🤣
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#TBT to the most fun job, 1st series of “This Country” 3 weeks of craziness on location in the Cotswolds, Daisy was a lot of fun (her brother was weird), kinda miss production, post is a bit tame!, but I don’t miss 12 hour days and 2 hour commutes!
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was bored earlier and noticed my biscuit was called Annie 🤭🤭🤪🤪
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Appropriate travel place for wine 😝🤭
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Defrosting the freezer is so much fun! The battle to close the drawers was getting tedious, plus drawer fronts fell off n bits keep breaking off them! 😬😬 Fun Friday job! 🤣
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I really miss having Velma snuggled upto me at night, Daphne has come in and followed me up to bed tonight, not snuggled but close 😻☺️
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#TBT baby Spenge at 20 🤣🤣
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I may have overfilled the bath 🤭
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have had to go back to a producer 7 yes 7 times, as they seem incapable of putting a correct date, valid invoice number and vat! Jeez! 🙄🙄😬
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wander round the park, installed new drip hose (well @mctubs.bsky.social did most of it), now rewarded ourselves with a frozen strawberry daiquiri 😋
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The cat won’t drag me out the bath tonight as left the back door open! It’s a bit hot in here 😬 I’m sweating out all the toxins! 😝
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#TBT either 2008 or 2009! 🤭
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Finally gotten around to playing my Groovejet EP 😍😍 damn funky! 🤩🤩
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The breeze has kindly made ALL the dead fronds on the cordyline fall off while we were out shopping!
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Bath with Chaka Khan, so rude not to 😝😝
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Installed Daphie Cam today (I should name it that!), so I can keep an eye on the end of the garden n check she’s ok. I had the drill out n did some screwing 😜💪🏼
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Interesting filter 🤭
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Cool plant purchases yesterday! The fanny plant and the tumour we’ve called them 😝😝🤭
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Kricket does the most amazing food, we are very stuffed! 😋😋 *burp*
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Cunty neighbours who have been playing loud music since 10.30am, so we put this on loudly, it stopped shortly after 😝😝
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I have made a nice marinade, popped my meat in & squished it about, can infuse overnight 😋
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Give Your Meat a Good Ol' Rub
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Went upto the bedroom to get fresh vest etc for after shower, it’s 21.8 in there and I felt cold! 🤭🤭😜🥶
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Tom Baker: Delish!
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I ate a dessert for 2 people!, I feel a bit sick now! 😬
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
🐪🥵
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This has cracked me up on a local group ! Who puts a coffin in a bin like this 🤣🤣🤣
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The evenings are really drawing in aren’t they 😝
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Can hear Marc Almond tonight as he’s on in the park! Quite comfy here with Daphne
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Tom Jones is in concert in the park, I can hear him n recognise his voice in my garden 😝
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Tom Jones Sings 'It's Not Unusual'
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Someone has been called a “cunt wagon” in this movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤩
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@mattsawyer.bsky.social @nkdgardener.bsky.social Are you boys around for this, few pints n a big sausage
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Grace Jones 🤩🤩😍😍
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m still in the Q for the bar and Grace Jones is due on stage imminently 😬🥺
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
One of my canna’s looking fabulous
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just a bit of nippy!
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
😻😻 she’s being all cute n wanting fusses (wonder ifs because i went and picked up her hidden treasures she has left in the garden 💩)
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This def does something other than look stupid!
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Had a follow ENT appointment today, so the allergy testing they did a few months back, I am allergic to EVERYTHING 😝, I mean I could of told them that but they didn’t tell me what exactly they were testing!, at least they didn’t shove the camera up my hooter anyway!
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Allergy Season Got Me Like: Cat Sneeze
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
#TBT baby 24 year old Spenge 🤭🤭
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Spenge @pengespenge.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Changed one trough up a bit as the fern in it was ridiculously big, transplanted that elsewhere n replaced with a palm n a few other bits, new trough behind sofa to help hide the fence! More plants coming for that too!
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