Reposted by MichelobiusKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader 231750305
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I think the starters are actually fantastically synergistic (more so if JK was a better shooter, alas). They're going to be the best transition team in the league. They're going to move the ball in an infectious way. I *think* the defense is even gonna be pretty good. Bench is another story ofc. 110
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The way I see it, there's a line between having obvious flaws and those flaws being crippling. And the difference is usually in how strong your strengths are to counteract them. And I think our strengths are going to be extremely strong, at least against most matchups. 120
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It won’t. It’s going to be fine. Don’t worry about it. 230
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"serious lack... seriously lacking" jeez write much, idiot 020
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“The Timberwolves serious lack of frontcourt depth as well as playmaking outside their two stars is seriously lacking and will bite them all season” vs “no it won’t” 2161
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Also I realize his advanced stats have never been stellar but it's WILD that Jaden McDaniels was not considered a rotation player that first Conference Finals year. 040
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 09/10/20262021??? I question the methodology. 2026 also having 11 does make sense though. 120
Reposted by MichelobiusJonah Maves @hunchojman.bsky.social · 08/10/20262nd place finish for Olivia Miles in MVP in her Rookie season. 6 1st place votes too. 442 total points behind A’ja’s 713. 2113
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh the posture is easily explainable, it's all that bending over to lick Trump's boots. 020
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You're not wrong based on history. That said, may be wishful thinking, but I think it's Different This Time. 000
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think his hand is gonna be pretty forced because Lyles is not gonna be reliable either. I mean, I don't disagree with the basic premise, I'm as critical on Finch about playing young guys as anyone. But I do think Beringer is going to play at least some in every game he's healthy for. 110
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I do feel like we need one more real bench piece. Not including DDV. Right now I think Ayo is the only bench player I'd trust in the playoffs? But the starters are great, even when Kuminga is forcing shots. The roster would be perfect with one more starting-level forward and a Beringer leap. 040
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think Lyles is much worse than SloMo and Beringer is sure to be better on balance than last season. And Indiana is a bad matchup for him, they have a lot of big-man depth and strength and shooting. Only real question mark, to your point, is how patient is Finch gonna be with his down games? 120
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I mean, in the playoffs Gobert will close games and there won’t be a minute without one of Ant or LaMelo. I just meant it’s a bad matchup for Beringer specifically, and yeah our lack of forward depth. 110
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Bad matchup, Indy’s frontcourt is super deep. Jarace Walker would probably start for us and he’s their third string PF. 110
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Luckily that’s the easiest and least important part of basketball 020
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Me watching a long defender who can handle and pass brick every jumper he takes 080
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’ve been hard on him but I’m thinking of fucking around and becoming a Cody Williams believer. 4110
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Agreed. And Indiana maybe has the best PF rotation in the league. Just something to keep an eye on. 010
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He’s as advertised folks. Such a huge impact player. 090
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It’s a stretch butstatic.klipy.comI'll Allow ItALT: I'll Allow It 020
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Personally it’s coming as a huge shock to me that we don’t have enough big forwards and have to defend Siakam and Toppin with Ayo and TJS. Like genuinely who could have predicted this 120
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I arched one eyebrow at that too. Just a little window into an older mindset I guess. 130
Reposted by MichelobiusJonah Maves @hunchojman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Good evening from Bill Kennedy lol 0121
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I know it's hard times for all of us but we must persevere in the face of such horrible news. 040
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Honestly incredible heel turn. Couldn't have scripted it better. 230
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Nothing would make me happier than if he’s NAW 2.0 and Utah seems like an awful development situation so we’ll see 100
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hey now, that feels personal. Priors take time to disabuse you know. 120
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I wish I could get there on Cody Williams tbh but he’s been so mega ass so far that I can’t help but think we cut the wrong guy from that trade (John Konchar) 340
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The really exciting thing is that this is just the basic stuff, the wolves literally haven't had a player as dynamic at creating for others as LaMelo since rookie-year Ricky Rubio. 070
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think his on-ball defense is mostly gonna be pretty bad but he's going to make up for it in other ways. I saw him get lost or cooked on each of the first three defensive possessions of the game lol 020
Reposted by MichelobiusAuralnauts @auralnauts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Did Han shoot first, second, or never?youtu.beHan Shot Never (Definitive Special Edition)YouTube video by Auralnauts 35914
Reposted by MichelobiusAnna @annaknutson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I FEAR WE MIGHT BE HAVING FUN THIS SEASON GANG 4382
Reposted by MichelobiusJon Krawczynski @jonkrawczynski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026LaMelo in the first quarter: 6p, 3r, 2a, +13 in 10 minutes 1463
Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I can already tell LaMelo is going to be one of those “worst defender on the team by eye test but not bad defensive numbers because he gets rebounds and steals” kind of players. 150