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Michelobius

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Timberwolves, movies, videogames. he/him Obviously abolish ICE.

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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 12h
(Playoffs) but I agree with you
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think the starters are actually fantastically synergistic (more so if JK was a better shooter, alas). They're going to be the best transition team in the league. They're going to move the ball in an infectious way. I *think* the defense is even gonna be pretty good. Bench is another story ofc.
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The way I see it, there's a line between having obvious flaws and those flaws being crippling. And the difference is usually in how strong your strengths are to counteract them. And I think our strengths are going to be extremely strong, at least against most matchups.
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It won’t. It’s going to be fine. Don’t worry about it.
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"serious lack... seriously lacking" jeez write much, idiot
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“The Timberwolves serious lack of frontcourt depth as well as playmaking outside their two stars is seriously lacking and will bite them all season” vs “no it won’t”
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also I realize his advanced stats have never been stellar but it's WILD that Jaden McDaniels was not considered a rotation player that first Conference Finals year.
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
2021??? I question the methodology. 2026 also having 11 does make sense though.
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Jonah Maves @hunchojman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
2nd place finish for Olivia Miles in MVP in her Rookie season. 6 1st place votes too. 442 total points behind A’ja’s 713.
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Netglow @netglow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LMAO
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh the posture is easily explainable, it's all that bending over to lick Trump's boots.
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What happened to this guy? He looks like shit.
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You're not wrong based on history. That said, may be wishful thinking, but I think it's Different This Time.
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think his hand is gonna be pretty forced because Lyles is not gonna be reliable either. I mean, I don't disagree with the basic premise, I'm as critical on Finch about playing young guys as anyone. But I do think Beringer is going to play at least some in every game he's healthy for.
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I do feel like we need one more real bench piece. Not including DDV. Right now I think Ayo is the only bench player I'd trust in the playoffs? But the starters are great, even when Kuminga is forcing shots. The roster would be perfect with one more starting-level forward and a Beringer leap.
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think Lyles is much worse than SloMo and Beringer is sure to be better on balance than last season. And Indiana is a bad matchup for him, they have a lot of big-man depth and strength and shooting. Only real question mark, to your point, is how patient is Finch gonna be with his down games?
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He can pry them from my cold, dead keyboard
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean, in the playoffs Gobert will close games and there won’t be a minute without one of Ant or LaMelo. I just meant it’s a bad matchup for Beringer specifically, and yeah our lack of forward depth.
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bad matchup, Indy’s frontcourt is super deep. Jarace Walker would probably start for us and he’s their third string PF.
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Luckily that’s the easiest and least important part of basketball
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me watching a long defender who can handle and pass brick every jumper he takes
Sabrina Carpenter at an awards show licking her lips and making seductive eyes presumably for Cody Williams
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve been hard on him but I’m thinking of fucking around and becoming a Cody Williams believer.
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Iowa State rival I think
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Agreed. And Indiana maybe has the best PF rotation in the league. Just something to keep an eye on.
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’s as advertised folks. Such a huge impact player.
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s a stretch but
static.klipy.com
I'll Allow It
ALT: I'll Allow It
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Personally it’s coming as a huge shock to me that we don’t have enough big forwards and have to defend Siakam and Toppin with Ayo and TJS. Like genuinely who could have predicted this
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I arched one eyebrow at that too. Just a little window into an older mindset I guess.
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Jonah Maves @hunchojman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good evening from Bill Kennedy lol
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We used to be a proper country
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I know it's hard times for all of us but we must persevere in the face of such horrible news.
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Honestly incredible heel turn. Couldn't have scripted it better.
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
happy birthday to god
Charles Woodson getting a diving interception
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Those are all good reasons to post about it
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nothing would make me happier than if he’s NAW 2.0 and Utah seems like an awful development situation so we’ll see
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey now, that feels personal. Priors take time to disabuse you know.
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
happy birthday to god
Charles Woodson getting a diving interception
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wish I could get there on Cody Williams tbh but he’s been so mega ass so far that I can’t help but think we cut the wrong guy from that trade (John Konchar)
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The really exciting thing is that this is just the basic stuff, the wolves literally haven't had a player as dynamic at creating for others as LaMelo since rookie-year Ricky Rubio.
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think his on-ball defense is mostly gonna be pretty bad but he's going to make up for it in other ways. I saw him get lost or cooked on each of the first three defensive possessions of the game lol
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Auralnauts @auralnauts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did Han shoot first, second, or never?
youtu.be
Han Shot Never (Definitive Special Edition)
YouTube video by Auralnauts
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
- John Lanterns
Aaron Pierre as John Stewart in the show Lanterns.
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All timer
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Anna @annaknutson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I FEAR WE MIGHT BE HAVING FUN THIS SEASON GANG
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Jon Krawczynski @jonkrawczynski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LaMelo in the first quarter: 6p, 3r, 2a, +13 in 10 minutes
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve seen enough, wolves are finals bound
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Michelobius @michelobius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can already tell LaMelo is going to be one of those “worst defender on the team by eye test but not bad defensive numbers because he gets rebounds and steals” kind of players.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Beringer putback slam
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