Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Shout out to all my fellow gardeners with a compost pile full of fruit stickers #LazyGardeners #Gardening #Compost #EhFuckIt 001
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My son came home to visit! Well, that's what he said he was doing. What had happened was, he came over, announced he was hungry, I made him a grilled cheese, he ate it standing in the kitchen and then he left for work. #SadTrombone #MomLife 000
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They are resetting my Kroger. I am at the age where this makes me unreasonably angry #StopIt #IHaveAnxiety #OCDNightmares 000
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Pics from today's trail ride 🦄💖Descriptions in alt text. Mushrooms, frog, turtle, and teeny baby alligators! #HorseSky #TrailRiding #CoastalGeorgia #Alligators #Wildlife #Horses 000
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Then I fucking defy you, stars!" Honestly you can put a fuck in almost any quote and it works, Shakespeare would've 💯 500
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The thing I don't understand about the iced coffee issue is that those are expensive. If I'm at a job interview it's because I can't afford shit like iced coffee drinks. I'm trying to find a way to ask how soon my first paycheck drops lol #FancyCoffee #PlsJustHireMeBro 000
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm not a fan of Xmas but found myself singing my favorite carol this morning and now it's stuck in my head #InvaderZim #Xmas #BowDown youtube.com/watch?v=lmAU...youtube.comInvader Zim Christmas song with lyricsYouTube video by Dib 000
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We're having Dolly Day at my gym & I made a playlist for my strength training class this morning. It's a little out of the box but I think it will be perfect 💖 open.spotify.com/playlist/3V9... #925 #DollyDayopen.spotify.comDolly 💖Playlist · MichellePadgett · 17 items 100
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Mine is John Taylor of @durandurancom.bsky.social all day long. New Religion is evergreen #Rio 120
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Went to the eye doctor and got my pupils dilated. Now everything is sparkly and I look like I'm at a Rave circa 1998 #Rave #DilatedPupils #EyeDoctor #WheresMyPacifier 000
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Our best barn buddy set up a spooky obstacle course so we played along! Artax walked on squishy mats, clonking plywood, and a swishy tarp. He also walked past dragged objects, flapping ropes and a canopy tent. Such a brave boy 💖 #Desensitizing #HorseSky #HorseTraining #Spooky 010
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My Discover feed is once again full of graphically explicit posts from the h0rπy f u r r I e s jfc Bluesky what did I do to deserve this time to log off for a couple days holy shit 100
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I would like to announce that I am also not going to open for Ed Sheeran. It's just the right thing to do. 020
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Flossing after popcorn just hits so good #Popcorn #Flossing #SoSatisfying 000
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Me getting out of the shower eating a croissant 🥐 #ImYourVenus 120
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Going to work this morning to a whole rainbow over the gym 🌈 #Rainbow 000
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I know there's so much going on in the world but my 19 year old son, my only child, moved into his own place yesterday and I'm having all of the feelings #MomHeartache #Bittersweet 040
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Sound up for little cat trills. Tuna Noodle Casserole puts herself down for a nap like this every day ❤️ #Caturday #CatNaps #StanZbornak #CherryBlossom #TunaNoodleCasserole 010
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Saw the cutest teeny baby gator on my trail ride this morning. Heard the little chirps, then saw the 12" yellow stripey guy splash away into the river. My horse, who spooks at his own shadow, didn't even flinch 😂🐊 #TrailRide #HorseSky #BabyGator #AmericanAlligator #Wildlife 000
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 29/08/2026A young British boy plays with his toys and imagines he's the son of King Agamemnon 000
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Timeline Cleanse 🦄 Ppl think horses are majestic but they're actually 1000 lb goobers with brains the size of a walnut. This is the face they make when you scratch the right spot #HorseSky #ArabianHorse #TimelineCleanse 010
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Everyone loves Rocky Horror but my Tim Curry is Legendstatic.klipy.comBaphomet Hail DemonAlt: Tim Curry as the Devil in Legend 110
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026She covered this song like it was meant for her 💔 youtube.com/watch?v=8e-I...youtube.comDolly Parton - Shine [Official Music Video]YouTube video by Dolly Parton 010
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton at the Pearly Gatesstatic.klipy.comDolly Parton Says Howdy, Boys!Alt: Dolly Parton Says Howdy, Boys! 010
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Made a sextape called Homo Sectional and got banned from Ashley Furniture 000
Reposted by Michelle PadgettPatrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Made a sextape called Quarter Pound Hotdog and got banned from Costco 6252
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Me at the library: Ooo I've never read any Toni Morrison. I'll do Song of Solomon, it should be good. Finishing the book: *crying* *wrecked* *lost* *crushed* When will I be able to read again? I need time to heal, shit I was not expecting any of that #ToniMorrison #BookSky #LibraryBooks 060
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Soup Recipe: puree half the soup Me: absolutely not #ChunkySoup 010
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 19/08/2026It is my birthday.static.klipy.comIt Is Your Birthday - The Office SceneAlt: It Is Your Birthday - The Office Scene 010
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I had to fire someone today. I cried after. Fuck I'm not good at dealing with my Big Girl Job™ why can't I just ride horses and read books all day? 030
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm Falling Off a Cliff in Ibiza and Nearly Drowning in the Adriatic Sea! 010
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 10/08/2026If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Blueskystatic.klipy.comConfused Dog in Space: I Have No Idea What I'm DoingAlt: Confused Dog in Space: I Have No Idea What I'm Doing 010
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The Discover feed is wild. For a while all I got were furries looking for s*x, then it was all dead pets, now it's all pizza posts. Not sure what weird algorithm is watching me but it's starting to move in the right direction Can unicorns be next? 🙏🦄 000
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Trying to explain to my cat that she has to move over to let me in the bed because I'm big 000
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I made a veggie lasagna that somehow used every pan & appliance in my kitchen. It was my first lasagna, and was going to be my last until I tasted it & now I'm planning the next one 000
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I can't practice my Spanish lessons bc the guys working at my house rn speak Spanish & I don't want to sound like an idiot in front of native speakers omg why am I like this? #EmbarrassingMyself #Duolingo #Practice 000
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This is going well. So well in fact that I'm thinking of adding to it & actually writing people real letters again 🤔🧐 #BookSky #Reading #Writing #SnailMail 020
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 06/07/2026My husband is on a fucking ROLL gang. Yesterday he put a new toilet seat in & now it doesn't pinch my butt when I sit down to pee. Man this is luxury, now I know how the billionaires live #Rich #NewToiletSeat #PardonMeDoYouHaveAnyGreyPoupon #ButOfCourse 010
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 04/07/2026My husband put milk in his coffee so I could have the last of the half n half even though I was the one who forgot it at the store & Chat if that's not love idk what is ❤️☕ 030
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 26/06/2026This particular cat has embedded herself deep in my soul. I am absolutely smitten #TunaNoodleCasserole #CatSky #FlamePointSiamese #WitchFamiliar 020
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Every time I see a video of James Talerico I get mad that someone made an AI video of him & then I get confused bc those are all real? He just talks like that? Omg 000
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Some people's hearts just bless themselves #BlessYourHeart 120
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Me reading vegan cookbooks: ooo that would be good with a fried egg on top! #SoClose #BackyardChickens #Vegetarian #Eggs 130
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 14/06/2026After 10 years, my MAGA mom has said something negative about her hero. She is "starting to get upset" with the way he's helping his rich friends but not common folks. I know it's not enough, but it was water to my thirsty heart. I've missed my mom. If you have MAGA family, you know this feeling 020
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Sitting with my 80yo mom after her heart surgery. I love her but 🫠static.klipy.comWrong Week to Stop Sniffing GlueAlt: Scene from the movie Airplane. Lloyd Bridges' character says Looks like I picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue. He snorts glue & passes out 030
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The clinic waiting room has breathing exercises on their TV & I love it but honestly I would have just been happy it's not right wing propaganda shows #TheBarIsSoLow #SouthGeorgia #Pranayama #DeepBreaths #WaitingRoom #LiminalSpaces 040
Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Today's Agenda: library books and cats #Library #BookSky #Caturday #CatSky #CherryBlossom #TunaNoodleCasserole #LazySaturday 1100
