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Michelle Padgett

@michellepadgett.bsky.social
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If I had ears like this they'd be stuck in airplane mode
A small cream colored cat sits on the floor and looks off into the middle distance with airplane ears. She looks slightly confused and possibly annoyed. She is Tuna Noodle Casserole and she doesn't always get her way
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is it a bot? A scam? A bit of both? What a wild word salad 😂
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😂
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be/XlGLhYFrv6w?... Reminds me of this
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Brian Williams Raps Gin and Juice
YouTube video by Da Main Source
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This popped up in my Discovery feed and made me wonder if you're spying on me 🤔
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How much coffee can I drink before my brain turns inside out and I can see through time? #Coffee #LetsFindOut #FAFO
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just to add to this, as a young gender fluid child I was obsessed with Luke Skywalker and went back and forth between wanting to marry him and wanting to BE him 🤓
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had nightmares after Empire Strikes Back when Luke lost his hand. My mom said if it gave me nightmares then she wouldn't let me watch the next one and that's when I stopped sharing my feelings with my mom at age 8 @markhamillofficial.bsky.social 💔✋
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Peace Pilgrim: Her Life in Her Words Beyond Civilization by Daniel Quinn Possum Living by Dolly Freed
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is an account I've already blocked, and judging from the comments, I was correct to do so
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The staffers who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game have been identified
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Michael and Dwight: Raise the Roof
Alt: Michael and Dwight: Raise the Roof
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Squeezing your soul back into your body
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is my entire personality
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought this was a Chaucer Doth Tweet post at first @levostregc.bsky.social 😂
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shout out to all my fellow gardeners with a compost pile full of fruit stickers #LazyGardeners #Gardening #Compost #EhFuckIt
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok but that looks majestic asf 🤠
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My son came home to visit! Well, that's what he said he was doing. What had happened was, he came over, announced he was hungry, I made him a grilled cheese, he ate it standing in the kitchen and then he left for work. #SadTrombone #MomLife
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is why I do the shopping. There's no telling what my husband will bring home even if I dictate a detailed list like this. And then I talk to myself in the grocery store, narrating my journey under my breath -- omg is that why your wife doesn't shop? So she's not the weirdo in Kroger? 😅
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They are resetting my Kroger. I am at the age where this makes me unreasonably angry #StopIt #IHaveAnxiety #OCDNightmares
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If we shadows have offended, get fucked and all is mended.
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cry havoc! And let slip the fucking dogs of war!
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tybalt is fucking dead!
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you prick us, do we not fucking bleed?
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My kingdom for a fucking horse!
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm scared too 🫠
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pics from today's trail ride 🦄💖Descriptions in alt text. Mushrooms, frog, turtle, and teeny baby alligators! #HorseSky #TrailRiding #CoastalGeorgia #Alligators #Wildlife #Horses
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Then I fucking defy you, stars!" Honestly you can put a fuck in almost any quote and it works, Shakespeare would've 💯
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I had this album and staring at airbrushed Olivia Newton John was my bisexual awakening 😅 I still love this movie so much
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tuna Noodle Casserole says hi to your kitty 🐈
A lady with curly blue hair grins like a weirdo and holds up her cat to the camera. The cat is a flame point Siamese and looks patiently at the camera, tolerating the human cheerfully holding her
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The thing I don't understand about the iced coffee issue is that those are expensive. If I'm at a job interview it's because I can't afford shit like iced coffee drinks. I'm trying to find a way to ask how soon my first paycheck drops lol #FancyCoffee #PlsJustHireMeBro
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah I looked and he's on my blocked list lmao - thanks for the ID!
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can hear this gif lol
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's blocked for me too. I'm guessing it's an account that posted something AI because I usually block those lol.
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🎶 Randolph Scotttt!! 🎶
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"do it live" lives rent free in my head in Bill O'Reilly's voice 😅
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Fuck It. We'Ll Do It Live Bill Oreilly
Alt: Fuck It. We'Ll Do It Live Bill Oreilly
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm not a fan of Xmas but found myself singing my favorite carol this morning and now it's stuck in my head #InvaderZim #Xmas #BowDown youtube.com/watch?v=lmAU...
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Invader Zim Christmas song with lyrics
YouTube video by Dib
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Scrolling through posts trying to figure out what the iced coffee thing is about and this is my favorite
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My class members loved the playlist! Keeping this one for next year 💖🦋✨
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We're having Dolly Day at my gym & I made a playlist for my strength training class this morning. It's a little out of the box but I think it will be perfect 💖 open.spotify.com/playlist/3V9... #925 #DollyDay
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Dolly 💖
Playlist · MichellePadgett · 17 items
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My #2 is Cliff Burton of Metallica and #3 is whatever the fuck Ned's Atomic Dustbin was doing on God Fodder 🤩
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mine is John Taylor of @durandurancom.bsky.social all day long. New Religion is evergreen #Rio
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
PONY 😍
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Went to the eye doctor and got my pupils dilated. Now everything is sparkly and I look like I'm at a Rave circa 1998 #Rave #DilatedPupils #EyeDoctor #WheresMyPacifier
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Morticia Cattams, who always looked a bit unhinged 🖤
A black cat with her pink tongue sticking out A black cat with her pink tongue sticking out A black cat with her pink tongue sticking out
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"I want to know!" (That ad still lives rent free in my head)
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This guy who triggers my Cute Aggression ™
A woman pretends to bite the nose of a gray horse
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Our best barn buddy set up a spooky obstacle course so we played along! Artax walked on squishy mats, clonking plywood, and a swishy tarp. He also walked past dragged objects, flapping ropes and a canopy tent. Such a brave boy 💖 #Desensitizing #HorseSky #HorseTraining #Spooky
POV from the back of a gray horse wearing a fly mask over his face. He looks out onto a barnyard with a tarp spread out, a bucket with a pole in it, and various mats and plywood scraps. Several pastured horses look on in the background
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🎉🤩💖
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would say yes let me know, but I follow your adventures daily so I know I'll see when the next ones arrive 🐈‍⬛🖤
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Michelle Padgett @michellepadgett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is factual 🤣
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